Im sorry... I just *have* to post this... rofl

my uncle has a celeron
would XP run on it, do you think?
about as well as a dog runs with no legs or torso
and with bricks tied to its head
at the bottom of a solid concrete pool
filled with dead corpses and rocks
so, about the same as it runs on my P4 then
more or less

And these...

Gimme a second, man.
I type slowly.
some code'er you are.


i'd convert to catholicism if i could have my book back
oh here it is
shit
you think god saw that?


Hey! Why did you ban me? I pay my taxes!


*** Jei-Dijitaru has quit IRC (Do we really need warnings that the lead in paint will kill you? Keep in mind that these people have already made a conscious decision to CONSUME PAINT.)


<%pain> let's do some al quida jokes. anyone? /:
< baggy> well has anyone ever noticed that The War Against Terrorism is never abbreviated as TWAT ?


hmm there are chicks on my floor named Johnnie, Scott and Brett
<@SJr|Tecra> tell them that after the operations they are suppose to pick girls names.


Sim Life
Pretend to have a life
dude, that's what IRC is for


anyone using or have an imac?
* macker looks over at the door
nope, they replaced the door-stop with a real one...

JOEJOE: cant u cut out the xbox code on a demo disc and glue it on a backup and it will play?


This one not only makes fun of the retards in counterstrike, but how everything gets blamed on games... XD

CNN - Three teenagers beat a mentally retarded man to death.
$5 says they blame it on video games
Yeah we all know that popular game where you kill retards (/sarcasm)
You've obviously never played counterstrike then.