Waah... saw the last episode of DN Angel today. :( :( :(.

Very good episode... but it was the last! Makes me all sad and stuff...

Stumbled across a bunch of funny quotes today, from bash.org, whatever that site is. Here are some of the more funny ones, not organized.

IRC is just multiplayer notepad.

Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.
I need my socks.

say Æ Ø Y
Æ Ø Y
easy to say
f00
¸ß
say that.
¸ß
õ þ
now that
õ þ
now say this:
ß|ZZ¥ |§ ª е/\/\ߪ§§
ß|ZZ¥ |§ ª е/\/\ߪ§§
bahahaha
what?
damnit

I should bomb something
...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats
Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me
I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats.
*** FBI has joined #gamecubecafe
We saw it anyway.
*** FBI has quit IRC (Quit: )

can you help me install GTA3?
first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
...

I have passed the transitional stage of internet geekhood
I was cashiering at work today, and was punching in the code for plums, which is 4040.
and the 0 key doesn't work this well, so I punched it in wrong.
and the machine flashed up "Item Not Found: 404"
and I actually laughed out loud

what is the legal age to buy alcoholic in england ?
you cant buy alcoholics
but if you wink the right way, some of them will follow you home for free

<@Logan> I spent a minute looking at my own code by accident.
<@Logan> I was thinking "What the hell is this guy doing?"

Silly, thats why you dont use dialup! (refering to below comment)

i was gonna call 911...but i was downloading a file

One word - Pwned!!

Time for my prayers:
Our Father, who 0wnz heaven, j00 r0ck!
May all 0ur base someday be belong to you!
May j00 0wn earth just like j00 0wn heaven.
Give us this day our warez, mp3z, and pr0n through a phat pipe.
And cut us some slack when we act like n00b lamerz, just as we teach n00bz when they act lame on us.
Please don't give us root access on some poor d00d'z box when we're too pissed off to think about what's right and wrong, and if you could keep the fbi off our backs, we'd appreciate it.
For j00 0wn r00t on all our b0x3s 4ever and ever, 4m3n.

get up
get on up
get up
get on up
and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances :D\-<
* nmp3bot dances :D|-<
* nmp3bot dances :D/-<
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.

HEY EURAKARTE
INSULT
RETORT
COUNTER-RETORT
QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
RIPOSTE
ADDON RIPOSTE
COUNTER-RIPOSTE
COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS

Yeah...

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

Believe it or not, I have actually played pong like this... it was fun. :-p

Ouroboros: lets play Pong
Ok.
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Whoops

1. Save every Free Credit Card Offer you get, Put it in pile A
2. Save every Free Coupon You get, put that in pile B
3. Now open the credit card mail from pile A and find the Business
Reply Mail Envelope.
4. Take the coupons from pile B and stuff them in the envelope you hold
in your hand.
5. Drop the stuffed to the brim envelopes in your mail and walk away
whistling.
I have now received two phone calls from the credit card companies
telling me that they received a stuffed envelope with coupons rather
then my application. They informed me that it they are not pleased that
they footed the bill for the crap I sent them. I reply with "It says
Business Reply Mail" I'm suggesting coupons to you to ensure that your
business is more successful. They promptly hang up on me.
Now, I did this for about a month before it got boring, so I got an
added idea! I added exactly 33 cents worth of pennies to the envelope
so they paid EXTRA due to the weight. I got a call informing me about
the money, I said it was a mistake and I demanded my change back. After
yelling at the clerk and then to the supervisor they agreed to my
demands and cut me a check for the money. I hold in my hand at this
very moment a check from GTE Visa for exactly 33 cents.

LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.
is it modded?

Stupidity is... stupid?

docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)

(morganj): 0 is false and 1 is true, correct?
(alec_eso): 1, morganj
(morganj): bastard.

HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<+Christin1> how do i do that

can you guys see what I type?
no, raize
How do I set it up so you can see it?

a sprite is anything not static
a sprite is a variable object
be it 2d or 3d
a sprite is a fucking soda
you god damn geekass bastards

* dregan kicks Yamucha in the nuts
* dregan stamps on Yamucha's neck
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Yamucha
Oh shit.

Spin: arrrr, pirates of the south west
Spin: thar be large pipes o'bandwith near ye'ol univarsety.
Pirate: yearg, ye may be an ta somethan thar.
Spin: what say ye we pull yonder USB hard disk longside yonder NMSU puter and begin tha lutin and plunderin.
Pirate: yearg. The master done gaved me a testin machine with a grand ol CDR.
Pirate: Avast!
Pirate: MP3s off the starboard bow!
Spin: stere clear of ye porn pop ups rollin in from tha east.
Pirate: I have mah trusty Opera browsa to help me fend em off.
Spin: encrypt the data holds, batton down thar security patches, argh thar be spyware abound.

is Jedi Knight 2 more sexy than me?
Yes
especially if you have the nude patch

what does 'dunno' mean?
i don't know
anyone else?
i said i don't know
yeah, i saw...but does anyone else know what it means?
I DON'T KNOW !!
yeah, i know
then why do you ask?!
because i want to know!
you said you DID know!
no, i know that you don't know
i KNOW WHAT IT MEANS, ffs!
what, then?
i don't know
omg...DO you or DON'T you know?!
i means: I DON'T KNOW !!
aargh...stupid...

damn, irc is full of idiots
whos irc?

Somehow, getting lucky with google isn't as satisfying as it sounds...

i hate it when you can't explain what i mean

It would, however, be funnier.
Since Canadians are funnier by nature.
just because we laugh at you doesn't mean you're funny

<[vr]bLaZe|wErK> i finally registered for me fall classes
<[zT]Lunchie> i hope english is one of them

I saw a funeral hearse with "BBL" on the reg plate today. It was funny in a macabre sort of way.

er I have no comment on this.
:P
tomg: afraid of being quoted ? :P
no, I'm afraid my mum will find the quotes :P

yeh, having a girlfriend tends to fuck up your ability to be on the internet, shit they waste alot of time
I want a girl - but on the other hand, she has to have the ability to go into the other room and communicate via IM

MuNkEy looks better than Munkey
looks worse
no way
urs looks like a babys been at it
with the lowercase
indeed. random guess. FPS player?
counter-strike.

Its true...
spanish kids can speak better english than most kids on aol
when they're fucking three years old!

stupid fucking mirc filling the filenames with underscores!
WE ALL HAVE OPERATING SYSTEMS THAT SUPPORT SPACES IN FILENAMES, YOU PIECE OF SHIT

the video was compressed at 5fps
jesus this sucks
Jesus can't help with sucky frame rates. Trust me on that one.
He's pretty useless when it comes to video compression rates.

RobLuckettX: i wonder if the world took some massive vote, if we could exile Bush from America
Masqueradeuk: some people like him
RobLuckettX : like a sort of giant UN Weakest Link
RobLuckettX : hosted by Thatcher
Masqueradeuk : "George Bush you are the Weakest Link - Goodbye!"

*** Quits: Jenn|fer (If you are reading this, you wasted 3 seconds of your life.)
actually, it only took me about 1.5 seconds to read
if i only wasted 3 seconds of my life, i'd be happy. but according to the timer on mIRC, i have 2074 hours on this install so far.

shhh
dont everybody talk at once
You forget that we're on Idler Relay Chat...
Oh yeah...
If you goto AOL the people talk more, but say less

* Treiben has bargainname.com
Azi: how much are they?
Treiben: 8.95
Azi: same as godaddy then
Azi: actually, i'd register for a decade to take care of the next 10 years at a cut rate
Azi: but i don't want to pay for 10 years and then have the human race obliterate itself in 5
Azi: that would be just my luck

DDR Takumi: Search for 'Social Life' returned 0 results.
DDR Takumi: bah, what now

Knight Takeru: what happened to your old greeting?
TheDauntlessStar: i dunno
TheDauntlessStar: it was there, then it just sorta faded away...
TheDauntlessStar: like George Lucas's directing abilities
Knight Takeru: Yup...
Knight Takeru: or Bush's leadership..
Knight Takeru: wait
Knight Takeru: that was never there
Knight Takeru: my bad...

How do you shut down someone else's computer?
<^Kitari^> You mean in mIRC?
Yeah
<^Kitari^> Oh, you type /q
Thanks =D
* Sonecor (Pickle@68.112.96.67) Quit (Quit: ^Kitari^)

Tridao: i got 100%
Tridao: :D
Xeero: On what?
Tridao: the iq test
Xeero: ...
Tridao: 100% of what/
Xeero: Did it give you a number?
Xeero: That says
Xeero: 'Your IQ is ___"
Tridao: 100%...:(
Xeero: Okay, your IQ is not high.

I don't know the world around me!
I'm scared, and confused!
have you felt a strong desire to vote for george w. bush recently?

Why can't women come with a help menu?
hah
or a manpage
or the source code

{Sexican} oh I heard some legends about a world where you could get a gf and stuff.
{SoCK} url?


Ooh... I really like this one!

i'm holding out til the next election
if it goes against us, i'll seriously begin looking for my cultural fire exits
"There are exts at the front and the rear of american democracy. Please take this opportunity to familiarize yourself with the nearest exit. In the event of a theocratic american hegemony, lights will appear on either end of the aisle, marking the way to your exit for you."
in the unlikely event of the repeal of Ammendments 1-5, your seat cushion may be used to purchase carriage across one of our more porous borders
should there be a depressurization of america's historical tolerance for diversity, bibles will drop from the overhead compartment. please read your own copy before assisting small children
please do not read pirated versions of the bible, as this may give aid and comfort to terrorist organizations
zow: marry me immediately
we thank you for flying Knee Jerk Republican Contract with America, and hope you'll enjoy your stay in 2003. Or wherever your final destination may be.

* altair is leaving to go out into the big blue room
thi big BRIGHT blue room...
you mean outside?
g-o-d: yes
with the yellow Daystar
and the green and sometimes black carpet
yeah...
cool

can people stop useing the internet its getting slow for me

* Idiot has quit IRC
that'll be the day...

is it bad for me to have a pet peeve about people usin "r" instead of "are" and "u" instead of "you" (and so on)
Er, no
I really hate when people do "how r u 2day?"
I've heard of data compression, but this is ridiculous.

why does windows messager not close? :E
there isnt anything using it!
hotmail?
not visible anyway
nope
no windows open 'cept this
try killing the process
* Miz has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
wrong process...

theres over 500 retards at my college
its like david vs goliath, except golaith is a retard
So you kill retards with rocks?
Yes.
Yes we do.

i want to start a new movement, lets replace God with Allah in
the pledge and see how long it lasts
i wanna replace with it with spam
let companies bid on the phrase and raise some cash
there's an idea
"One nation, under < For Rent > "

(@MpTaNk) man, while I was at the beach I made this huge ass sand castle and I was about to make a major change that could have messed it up and I thought to my self, "Make a backup just in case" then I felt stupid

(lithrye) I'm experiencing an annoying problem.
(lithrye) hlds is killing my ISP's router.
(Silicon) and how exactly do they say it's doing that
(lithrye) it's causing it to drop packets.
(Silicon) what are they using Fischer Price, My first router?

This one is relatively funny... but disturbing, too... o_0. This is why you shouldnt hit on people online, everyone. ;)

(JHawk111420) Hey whats up, a/s/l?
(Lady Renegade) more than you want, I'm sure :)
(JHawk111420) ill take that as a challenge ;-)
(Lady Renegade) take it any way you want sweetie
(JHawk111420) k, how old are ya?
(Lady Renegade) probably too old for you, but let's pretend I'm 20 ;)
(JHawk111420) k, what do ya look like?
(Lady Renegade) before or after I'm dressed up?
(JHawk111420) both :-D
(Lady Renegade) well......after I'm dressed up, I have long sexy red hair, nails painted red to match the slinky dress I have on, stiletto heels, pouty lips, green eyes, boobs out to here, and a smile that stops
traffic
(JHawk111420) and before your dressed up?
(Lady Renegade) before I'm dressed up, I'm bald and wearing boxers...sometimes my weenie is peeking out
(Lady Renegade) hello?
(Lady Renegade) hello?
(Lady Renegade) hello ....