Reluctant scriptophobe Jeff Bauer, aka alienjeff, is a freelance writer, occasional pamphleteer, and jack-of-all-trades residing in Winsted, Connecticut. He is a graduate of Ward Technical College in Hartford, majored in Industrial Electronics Communications Technology and has a doctorate from the School of Hard knocks.
When not writing, pamphleteering or jacking in the trades, he sleeps and does other things.