A Short Stroll to Tiberius

Dear Folk,

On this day, July 4, 1187 Saladin, Commander of the Faithful, met with the kings, knights and assorted royalty of the Latin East Kingdom (the Holy Land) at a small hill called The Horns of Hattin. The meeting was unfortunate. It did not have to happen. There had been a truce, you see. Saladin was honoring it. The crusaders had difficulty keeping their part of the bargain. What had been a bargain turned very expensive.

Reynald of Chatillon, former Prince of Antioch, had been imprisoned by Saladin's mentor Nur ad-Din for 16 years. He was not fond of his Moslem brethren. In fact, Reynald had cut down darned near a whole forest in Moab to build boats. He tried them out in the Dead Sea, little sea trials, and then put wheels on them and ported them to Aqaba on the Red Sea. Of course he meant only nice things with these boats, sort of spreading brotherhood and peace up and down the coast. Okay, he was not above helping a boat that was too heavily laden with cargo to lighten its load. And he was only organizing a welcome wagon for the folks in Mecca when he landed that contingent of knights nearby. Honest. Saladin sent the Egyptian fleet to go persuade Reynald to get out of the neighborhood. Saladin, completely misunderstanding Reynald's ways, vowed that Reynald would never be forgiven. This was in 1182.

1183 found Saladin besieging Kerak, Reynald's stronghold. How the story is told, it was inconveniently during a wedding party Reynald was hosting for his wife's son, Humphrey of Toron, and the Princess Isabella. Well, the party went on because the guests had all arrived and it was already catered. Lady Stephanie, Reynald's wife, in a gesture worthy of a lady from Texas sent down some food and dainties for Saladin. Really! Saladin was moved to ask in which wing the newlyweds were having their honeymoon. He then ordered his artillery not to bother the new bride and groom. Awww.

Flash forward, 1187. There had been another truce and another breaking of it (guess whom by?) Yup! Reynald raided a caravan traveling along the neutral area. Saladin complained to the king but no one really listened or said they were sorry. Saladin's recon party found some Templars and Hospitallers out near Galilee and killed a grunch of them including the Master of the Hospitallers and the Marshal of the Templars. The aggrieved Christians decided it was war.

The Christians mounted up a force of about 20,000 men including 1500 knights, a bit of the True Cross, and a nifty treasure in a treasure box sent to Jerusalem as an "I'm sorry" gift by Hank II of England. This was because Hank's men had killed Tom Beckett, Archbishop of Canterbury, a couple of years before. The Latins decided to open the treasure (under the care of the Templars) and spend it on hiring some mercenary muscle. Saladin must have had a couple of thousand more guys even so and a whole lot more smarts.

On June 30, 1187, Saladin sent half of his troops to besiege the citadel at Tiberius, home of Raymond of Tripoli (nice guy and former protector of the king of Jerusalem). Raymond was with the army at the time but his wife, Countess Eschiva was holding the fort. The other half of his troops Saladin led into Galilee to a point about 6 miles west of the Sea of Galilee. He camped where there was water. Important point.

Even though Mrs. Raymond, the Countess, was being harassed by Moslems, Ray told the army not to go. He knew it was nasty ground between where they were and Tiberius. They would have to march through Galilee in the summer and the heat with no chance of water for a long, long while. Reynald, we do remember him, and the new Master of the Temple, Gerard of Ridfort, called Ray a sissy, a wuss, and a Saracen sympathizer. King Guy of Jerusalem decided to go. Ray went with him, dragging his heels. This was July 3rd.

It was only 15 miles from where they started to the Sea of Galilee as the crow flies. Unfortunately for King Guy and his troops, no one knew how to fly crows. Up and down the hot and very dusty hills and rift valley. They were in chain mail in July. It was hotter than Texas and drier than Baylor. Ray's prediction about no water was right. Top that all off, Saladin sent some young Turkish lads who were good with bows just to make the folk feel welcome. Shoot a few at the end of the column and then ride away.

The Templars were tired. They persuaded King Guy to make camp just beside a hill, The Horns of Hattin, named because of the small twin peaks which kind of look like horns. Too bad David Lynch did not know about this or his TV show might have been called something else. Ray was still doing his Eeyore routine. He is quoted as saying "Alas, Lord God, the battle is over. We have been betrayed unto death. The Kingdom is finished." Now this was on July 3rd. Ray was right, of course.

Saladin decided to make things a little more unpleasant for his foes, he had his boys at dawn of July 4th set some fires on the dry grass of the hillside. No one had any antihistamines nor any water to take them with. Wave after wave of those Turks with bows rode forward, shot, and rode back. The French infantry broke ranks and climbed the hill, leaving the rest to their fate. The bishop of Acre was killed and True Cross was captured. During part of the chaos, Ray and some of his guys road their horses over their own troops, over the Turks, and over the True Cross to get out.

King Guy and his nobles, tired and thirsty and beaten on, were steadily pushed up the hill to surround the king's red tent. Then there was charge and counter charge: the French and Turks back and forth. Finally, Saladin and his son watched the red tent fall. It was over.
The king and some of his nobles surrendered and survived. Saladin made good his promise and personally executed Reynald of Chatillon. Huzzah! About time, says I. All the Templars and Hospitaller knights were beheaded. The kingdom was lost. Its entire field army was gone, so was The True Cross. Saladin's army took the remainder of the Latin boys off to the slave markets in Damascus. The price of a Christian slave dropped so low that one of them was sold for a shoe. By August almost the entire Holy Land was Moslem. Tiberias did fall but Saladin was nice to Countess Eschiva and let her leave. Thought you might be relieved to hear that.

What have we learned? Sticks and stones may break my bones but arrows sure annoy me? Folks may call you chicken but it really should not make you do stupid things? Even holy relics will not protect one from rank stupidity? I would quote something that Kim Stanley Robinson said, "All of politics is about water."

Well, fools are blowing up the strawberry fields behind me in memory of Saladin, Mel Gibson, or maybe Reynald. Take care of each other. I am going to take a shower. As always, if you want to forward these things, keep my email and name intact. Who knows, a nice Countess might want to hold my fort. *S*

Love your enemies and drive them nuts,
Ells