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2008 has arrived!
The Kittens, thwarted once again in their aggressive military conquest, now seek to dominate the world through Economic Terrorism. Weep, America, at the birth of a new Super-Power:
We will own you!
Kitten History:
2005
Kamikaze Kitten memorial
We Fought Bravely...Meow.
But we came up 1 point short... Meow
Now we take our remaining lives...Meow
And go piss all over Foxboro Stadium...Meow
We have many lives, and the cats WILL always come back.
in the meantime, fight the good fight
MEOW KITTEN NEWS BULLETIN!! MEOW
2006
Kalling all Kittens...MEOW KamiKaze Kitten Kommander has devised a brand new biological weapon...MEOW
All Pilots are to return to base...MEOW
Once there...MEOW...you are to report to the Kitten Kitchen and get your daily Kibble ration...MEOW
Once all Kittens have digested the new biological weapon...MEOW
We will grow into the most powerful force in Fantasy Football...MEOW
The Kolossal Kittens are coming...MEOW
Meow..Breaking Kitten BULLETIN!!
Miami has been left in ruin and now all we can do is....wait, what's this?
This was just brought to my desk:
It appears as though the Kitten onslaught has moved up the coast, Jacksonville residents are advised to evacuate immediately.
After a devastating catfight in
Jacksonville we now have reports of more kittens in Cincinnati. The Red's old
stadium has been destroyed, but the kittens have spared the new one now that
they hear the meow of the Bengals off to the west.
2007 We Arose MEOW
We kame, we saw, we went KaBoom!