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Rumblings from the Goondocks
 Sunday, December 19, 2004
Ho Ho F*$#cking Ho
So we have less than a week left before the holidays. I'm tired of griping about it.
Over this past weekend you really got to the the "best" of people. Just being myself i of course overanalyze things. I'm going to HoE over the weekend (Hell on Earth = WalMart) and for me I don't really care where i have to park, but some of these people are possessed with that close parking spot, and more likely then often they could use the extra exercise.
At HoE I was stuck behind the ford dreadnaught (aka the ford excursion). My hate for SUV's is delicious, but that is for another day. So soccer mom stops in the middle of the lane, waiting for a person to, get to their car, unlock their car, put away their groceries, strap in their kids to their car seats. In the mean time her SUV is blocking the entire road, and no one can get around her. This makes no sense. After waiting a long amount of time, she finally pulled into her space. I went approximately 50 yards down and had no problem parking in a space.
Another priceless moment is the parent taking their brood of children to HoE or any other place of commerce. I vote to make a corral to put these kids in when the parents are shopping, put electrified fence around it, I don't care, I must of been run into countless times over this last week just trying to do my normal shopping.
Also, if you are not from this area and do NOT know how to drive in a semi suburben area, stay away. Go to your local HoE or other mall. You make my life very difficult. I was about hit 2 more times over this weekend, due to people not obeying traffic signals and or doing a u-turn whenever they feel like it.
please ... get the holidays over with... my bloodpressure will thank you...
posted by Brad Chaney # 11:17 PM
Comments:
don't worry. soon there will be a walmart for every square mile and you won't have to worry about anyone but your neighbors. (though i'd hate to run into some of them, too)
did you see the drudge story with the country song "Bumper of My SUV"? good lord i thought it was a joke, but it ain't.
# posted by crispy_duck : 7:16 AM
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