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Rumblings from the Goondocks
Tuesday, October 04, 2005
I'm Superfly TNT
I'm in one of those rare moods. I'm a bit angry, a bit hateful, a bit spiteful, and a bit annoyed. Lots of small shit has been bothering me as of lately. So I've decided to give you a list of things that are pissing me off this week:
Camouflage Hats - I've seen a bunch of idiots wearing camouflage hats as of lately... especially with a bright orange deer head as a silk screen on it. Now for one... wtf.. it's not hunting season and it makes you look like a tard.. a matter of fact all giant hats make you look like a tard... get a haircut and get a real job.
NBC Commercials - have you heard these new radio ads? It's like a group of people discussion the new shows and like they all watch that show and are trying desperately to be hip... sorta like Lap Dog. I won't watch NBC because they are putting these commericals on
Cell Phone Stands in the Mall - If you see me walking in a mall, which is unusual for me because i loathe the mall... it's usually for a purpose... usually to stop by GNC to get more supplements. Now you see me walking I HAVE A CELL PHONE ON ME. You don't have to get in my face and discuss if i need a new one. I'm perfectly happy with the one i have and get it through my office.... so go sit down and talk about the 80 t-shirt you're going to be buying from ambercrombie you fat doe cow.
Anti-Toler - I really REALLY don't care what you have to say... go eat you he beast.
That bitch that cut me off yesterday - to the bitch in the Lexus SUV with the kids and a cell phone to her ear.. thank you for cutting me off the other night you hoe... i can only hope that you get ran over by a semi when you aren't paying attention... if i wasn't paying attention you could of killed us both... so suck a fat one...
Mortgage Ads - I hear these mortgage ads all over the radio... really for the 1 millionith time i don't care.. i rent an apt.... how many people actually care about this bullshit?
Clubcom Music - I go to the gym every night.. they have this generic tv/music channel playing... there is only so much Avril Lavigne, (H)Killery Duff, and Disco I can take.. we're in a gym.. where is the loud music? Yeah i have my ipod.. but damn .. it's getting totally stupid.. how much britany spears can you take?
There's more.. but i'll post that later
Angry Bee out
posted by Brad Chaney # 12:11 PM
Comments:
Angry Bee needs some sex.
# posted by Marty McKee : 10:06 AM
Actually Angry Bee has been getting A LOT of sex!
# posted by Anonymous : 5:13 PM
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