Quotes and Sigs
Thus spaketh rafterboi, reminding us all, the
bowels of juicenet are the wellspring from which
floweth all knowledge.
...^reaper^
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It would be like going into a white power group and
pretending to be stupid. nobody would ever notice.
..wowfabgroovy
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Really, I'm not out to destroy Microsoft. That
will just be a completely unintentional side
effect.
..Linus Torvalds
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Just go and get AOL for dummies, that about covers
it, the topic on breathing is in the preface.
..Rev Turd Fredericks
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Well, at least I'm a "PROFESSIONAL" asshole :-)
...The Desperado
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(commenting on the late '70s) "Yes, but all that
sex and no AIDS...it almost makes wide lapels an
aphrodisiac!"
..Mokosh
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My solution is to locate the jar I left it in and
shuck it back into the ol' brainpan. Caffeine
often facilitates this process."
...Tubeguy
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Microsoft security. Folks, I think we have a new
oxymoron for the top ten list. That ranks right up
there with military intelligence, Microsoft Works,
and rap artist. Call Letterman."
..t-bucket-
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They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver
and precious to the recipient. But giving the finger
is free, too, and I find it more personal and sincere.
--Irish
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Never raise your hands to your kids.
It leaves your groin unprotected.
...George Carlin
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All the world's a crackhouse, and the men and
women merely crackheads. Especially AOL users.
...Christopher A MacKay
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"If you want to make an apple pie from scratch,
you must
first create the universe." ...Carl Sagan
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LOL!!! I think I shot a french-fry outa my nose....
NO EATING AT THE COMPUTER!!!!
...Todd Bird
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I've been to Baghdad, Trinidad, Drank Old Grand Dad, seen
two county fairs and a goat fuck. I have seen stuff so
nasty that it reduced grown men to whimpering mounds of
jello, but before *I* would look at Crawdad's "@", I would
gouge my eyes out with a soup spoon.
...The Desperado
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There is nothing like the hunting of man...and those who have
hunted men and liked it have never cared for (hunting)
anything else thereafter."
---Ernest Hemingway
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"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards
who haven't got the
guts to bite people themselves."
-- August Strindberg
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Those are my principles, and if you don't like them...
well, I have others.
...Groucho Marx
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"Hmmmm, a book.....how quaint!"
...Tubeguy
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i'm getting ready to sue them(M$) for evolutionary
distress. i base my case on
the old maxim..."make it idiot
proof, and the world will design a better idiot."
you are exhibit #1.
...(cHaoTICa(tm)
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There is no lazy. There is only lack of energy. Life can drain
the
energy away but life can also create energy. Listen to
yourself and
go to _*your*_ source of energy.
...Tubeguy
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Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years
and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make
some
of the worst movies in the history of the world.
...Dave Barry
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A great many people think they are thinking when they
are merely
rearranging their prejudices.
...William James
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Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to
recognize a
mistake when you make it again.
...F. P. Jones
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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn
from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent
disinclination to do so.
...Douglas Adams, _Last Chance to See_
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As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not
important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me
so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so.
...Hunter S. Thompson's Samoan Attorney
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When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a
woman in the audience stood up and said, "Yes, but is it the God of
the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?"
...Quentin Crisp
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
...Mark Twain
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"The worst kind of fux0ring is fux0ring that comes from within."
...Swing
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A System defenestrator (from the Latin word fenestra for window)
is not the person who throws systems out of windows, but the
person
who throws Windows out of systems.
...T-bucket
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How do you identify a good hacker? They can type 70 WPM with
one hand, and their right arm is bigger than their left. LOL
...Christopher A. MacKay
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Give a man a password, and he has p0rn for one day.
Teach a man to steal passwords, and he has p0rn forever.
...The Desperado
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I had a dream last night where I was in hell and the Devil was
sitting on a throne, he said to me... "Welcome I am the Prince of
Darkness, Bow before me" I replied " Fuck off Lamer, your in my
seat" ...Joskyn
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We spend less than 3 years teaching them to walk and talk and the next
30 wondering "why?" We have the fastest lip in Christendom living with
us, she's 17, and her mother is beginning to say things like "If she
lives" instead of "When she grows up." ...Elgin
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