The Fall and Rise of the Squirrel - Story A
Sergeant Acumen wanted to lead his squad over the top of the trench once again, but Private Clinten disagreed. There were machine guns and explosions all over the place. The other squad members agreed with Clinten when he said that they should come up with a new plan. Acumen died when he tried the old scheme and Clinten became sergeant. Then the squad came up with new plans which involved, among other things, squirrels and artichokes. Clinten reasoned with the enemy, stating that stuff was stupid. The war ended, and the squirrel was a hero. Also, the Clinten family business was saved.