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Here's a list of Questions that are constantly asked of me, and about my page

Q: Why isn't your picture up anywhere on your page?

A: If you know me from school, you know what I look like. If you know me from Online, just ask for a picture and I'll send you one.

Q: What's with all that Communism stuff? Are you a Communist?

A: No, I am certainly not a Communist. I just happen to think that their basic theory would be great if it actually worked. I think most of the population would agree with me, if they just got over that big 'C' word in front of it.

Q: Dude! I just read your screenplay, and it's the greatest thing I've ever read! Have you written anything else I can read?

A: Yeah, but most of it is for school, and therefore bad. I've written some poems, and a few short stories, but nothing I'd consider web-worthy. I have lots of ideas for a new one, and am currently in the process of working out the beginnings of two others, one based on adventures at a Flea Market, and one based on the aftermath of a teen suicide.

Q: In that screenplay, Steve is the vision of who you want to be. Good Pitcher, good relationship, come on, don't deny it!

A: Umm, not quite. It basically is me, but with a little added to make it a movie. You make a movie about a cop, he's got to be stronger than he is in real life, right? Well, I modeled Steve after a more interesting me. And my relationships are fine, thank you. (acutally, that part was almost all completely true)

Q: I just read your song list, and some of those are real crap! 80's music, progressive rock, come on!!

A: Well, that list is basically all the songs I've ever heard that have struck me as being more than just background noise. Take that list as you will.

Q: State of the Red Sox? What about the Yankees? They're the real team to beat!

A: Okay, here's my report on the state of the Yankees: They're old, they're fat, they can't throw, they can't hit, and they're going to implode really badly, finishing in the cellar behind the Devil Rays.

Q: Have you heard about the latest offer from InCommand.com? Our revolutionary new service allows you to.....

A: Umm, I can't tell if someone emailed me this question, of if it's spam. I believe it's spam. If it's not, the answer is 42.

If you have anymore questions concerning me, this page, InCommand.com, or life in general, please email me.

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