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So what if your college applications are due tomorrow? There's still more stuff on the internet worth seeing! 

(But only when you're done with my site)

Five Star (*****) Sites:

My Site - My site is the best site on the whole internet. If you are dying, and you only have time to visit two web sites before you kick the bucket, visit mine twice.

Sluggy Freelance - Possibly the greatest comic ever, (excluding Calvin and Hobbes and Bloom County). It's a daily internet comic, starring a crazy inventor, a hot chick, a bunny with a switchblade, some demons, a ferret with ADD, a dorky programmer, and an alien from another dimension. Worth checking out.

Aelis - A great site, similar to mine but better designed. (Or so she claims! Ha!)  It has a diary, personal section, reviews, rants, thoughts, fanfics, etc. She's my best friend, so I kinda have to give it five stars or else she might dump my bestfriendship for that lead singer of 'placebo' dude. Go visit! 

Something Awful - This is a hilarious site, on the cutting edge of internet humor. It has a daily update, and a 'Worst of the Web'-type section like me! Luckily there's enough garbage to go around. Check out their reviews of the worst movies ever made. It made me laugh so hard I nearly cried. Esp. The one of the movie 'Nukie'. I now must see that movie. 

Four Star (****) Sites:

Ambrosia Software - Makers of the greatest computer game there ever was, Escape Velocity, it's too bad Ambrosia is a Mac only company. Well, if you have one, download their games. They are the best you will find anywhere.

The Best Page in the Universe - This site will probably end up in the five-star section, but I've only been a reader of it for a few days, so I can't commit it to excellence yet. However, go read it, especially the 'hate mail' section. I really wish I had enough hate mail to deal with like that. I've only had one death threat!

SparkNotes - Have you ever had to read a really boring book for English class, but didn't want to go as far as to either read the book or buy Cliffs Notes? Just go to Sparknotes for a comprehensive overview of every book you will ever be required to read. And it's free!

The Internet Archive - Did you ever make a site dedicated to hating on an boss or teacher? Did you ever post embarrassing nude pictures of yourself online? Well, now is the chance to relive that horror! And also see old web pages from the past! EVERYTHING that's been posted online since 1995 can be found here, wow..

Three Star (***) Sites:

ESPN - Used to be higher until they made too many sections 'pay to read'. Still the best sports scores, news, and highlights that you're going to find anywhere, sadly. Peter Gammons rocks, and he's the uncle of my theatre teacher!

Download.com - It's really C-net, but anything you need to download, Mac or PC, is found at this site, and it is the most comprehensive of it's kind that I know of.

The Onion - I used to think this site was a lot funnier until I realized that it was the same damn stuff over and over again, year after year. It does have a few gems, however. Worth checking out at 3 AM on a lonely Thursday night.

Drew's Script -O -Rama - Looking for a script to ANY movie? It probably won't be here, but chances are they will have a good one.

Two Star (**) Sites:

Yahoo - I loved yahoo. Then they sold out with those god damn full-page flash ads that take over your screen and send a 'Gatorade' bottle flying out your CD-ROM drive. I hate Gatorade.

Fantasy Info Central - Fantasy baseball is a waste of time, but it's MY waste of time! I've written some articles for this site. It's good stuff.

Cinema Confidential - Get the movie news before it happens. Cinecon has the best movie buzzes and rumors for productions all throughout the next few years. The only problem is that it's a sell-out too. But, oh wait, all of Hollywood is...

Hollywood.com - ...and Hollywood.com is no exception. However, it's the only place I know of to find out what movies are playing without waiting through that godawful 'the showtimes are...' telephone message at theatres. 

One Star (*) Sites*:

*(not to be confused with 'lone star' sites. Those would be the ones from Texas.)

George Bush's Diary - No, not his real diary, but a wonderfully entertaining parody. Definitely worth a look if you're fed up with The Man.

Text Files - A site with an archive of plenty of useful text files. From hacking info to jokes, this site makes for an interesting read.

Zero Star () Sites:

Petition Dedicated to Renaming the Two Towers Something Less Offensive - You ever read the book 'The Two Towers' by JJR Tolkien? This is a petition saying that it should be renamed something 'less offensive' after Sept. 11th. Hah! Well, the responses are hilarious

Concord Academy - My very cool school has a very boring website.

E-Pix - My dad has a very boring site too.

Dead (>_<) Sites:

The Spark - The Spark.com will help you with all of life's problems. A personality test, a bitch test, a slut test, an automatic paper writer, anything that you need, it's here! **Still alive, but reportedly not for long**

SparkMatch - Worthy of it's own URL. SparkMatch is a Spark.com service where you can meet cool people your own age. It's quite a lot of fun! **Hasn't been alive since Halloween 2001**

Random Stuff With No Relevance to Anything - This is a page written by a friend of mine, Jen Zeni. Check it out one day! It's very funny and interesting. **Web server kicked her off. Most of her stuff can be found in the 'guest' section of this site.**

DMBML - The most used DMB message board. A bit fast-paced for me, but worth a look. **Died, and became Ants Marching**

Well, I know that I'll think of more before long! Email me if you have any suggestions for sites you would like to see here.....

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