Questions We Will Never Know the Answer To

Questions We Will Never Know the Answer To

Chas Andres

One fine afternoon, I saw a turtle on the median of Route 2, trying to get off. How did it get there?

Why do people take really bad jobs (used diaper inspector, septic tank pumper) when they can get just as much working at, say, a burger joint?

Why do people still insist on using cliches when they know how tired they are?

Why do some people like really terrible music?

Why do quite a lot of girls say that 'personality is much more important than looks' and still go after the biggest, dumbest football jock there is?

How come, on TV, men with pointy beards are evil, men with rounded beards are lovable fools who die, and men with sideburns are jerks?