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Top Ten Movies of All Time

1. Plan IX from Outer Space

2. Jaws

3. It Came From Beneath the Sea

4. Jaws 17.5

5. Space Donald's Crash Landing (the epic stopmotion classic)

6. Star Wars Special Edition Trilogy

7. Alien

8. Indiana Jones Trilogy

9. Motel Hell

10. Casa de Amigos

Top Ten Best Foods of All Time

1. Tacos (everywhere)

2. Enchiladas (everywhere)

3. Fajitas (everywhere)

4. Shawarma (Sabra grill & Post Office Pavillion D.C.)

5. Chili (sometimes)

6. Hamburgers (major restaurants i.e. 99 & Friday's)

7. Hamburgers (Fast Food joints)

8. Clam Chowder (New England)

9. Tuna Fish with Walnuts Sandwich (Harvard)

10. Hot Dogs (the major league affiliate)

Top Ten Best Musical Acts of All Time

1. Skavoovie & the Epitones

2. Mighty Mighty Bosstones

3. Arthur Kay's Originals

4. Large Mouth Bass

5. Amazing Royal Crowns

6. Fatboy Slim

7. Nirvana

8. Ventures

9. the Beatles

10. the Allstonians

LAST. *N'Sync & the Backstreet Boys & Boyzone & 5 & 98 degrees & New Kids on the Block & Boyz II Men & especially VANILLA ICE & especially M.C. HAMMER & especially RICKY MARTIN & especially the BOLIVIAN MUSIC GUYS & especially ANYONE IN AN A CAPELLA

Top Ten Things to Blow UP TO OBLIVION

1. Barney the freaking Dinosaur (and most of the rest of those politically correct BBC watching morons at PBS)

2. Ronald McDonald

3. General Motors

4. the Sanyo corporation

5. New Hampshire (and every other dumb state starting with the letter "new")

6. Texas (except for Robert Rodrieguez and my little cousin who thinks I invented trash cans, exit signs, soda machines, bicycles, the internet, and cabbage along his family)

7. Everything that falls into the LAST category in "Top Ten Best Musical Acts of All Time"

8. The entire 80's decade (except for us and the Cosby Show)

9. People who fail to understand the utter brilliance of our films (everybody else with the possible exception of Sid and for some bizzaro reason Willie)

10. Microsoft

Top Ten Most Annoying Celebrities

1. Kathie Lee Gifford

2. Everyone who falls into the LAST category in "Top Ten Best Musical Acts of All Time"

3. Mike Barnicle

4. The Olsen Twins

5. Anyone who possesses airtime on a local access station

6. Bob Saget

7. Bobby Doer

8. Bill Gates

9. Rosie O'Donnell

10. Adam Sandler

Top Ten Coolest Celebrities

1. Captain Atlantic

2. Us

3. Godzilla

4. The Taco Dog

5. Bill Cosby

6. Jon Stewart

7. Anyone in the Sluggy Dimension

8. the Maytag Man

9. Fred the Doughnut Man

10. Best Buy Idea Box

Top Ten Best Animals

1. Sharks

2. Octopi

3. Alligators

4. Crocodiles

5. Squid

6. Jellyfish

7. Barracuda

8. Phirana

9. Swordfish

10. Prehistoric Nuclear Abominations

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