Crazy things happen when you play "3 man"
Booya!!!!! You know it's that time!
This weeks winner is:
Broken Hearted seeks Jelly Roll po' nub
Ah yes...meet "Lacy". "Lacy" is 19. She works in the Clerical/Administrative field. She is Christian and attends services monthly. She smokes, drinks and has a kid.
More about her(as if you care):
"I am a funloving outgoing girl who seeks the same I love the outdoors and spending time with my daughter but lately thats all I do. " (editors note: She also doesn't believe in punctuation.kthnx)
Then we have the good ol':
"I have been hurt alot and wish for that not too happen again."(editors note, one mo' 'gain:
to vs. too, hmmm you be the judge!)
BUt she has a big heart! Come on fella's, won't you give "Lacy" some foo...I mean uh...a chance?
out.
So anyways.... The infamous "Dig-Dug" comes over to my house after I gets off from work and hands me a piece of paper with some lyrics on it. I don't know how they ryhme in anyway, plus they aren't in a poetic form on the paper. In fact, they were written on an envelope from Planters bank. Here goes:
I put my man gravy
All over her biscuits
You want some of my man gravy
That shit is potent
It will give your ass baby
guaranteed the first time . (????)
So I layed the bitch down
and got it on her biscuits
I got it on her eyes
on her cheeks and lips
I layed it on her
like a true pimp.
In true "Dig-Dug" style, as only he can. I think I will make this the '30 Second Song of the Week'. Peace.
Ok, now I'm in the library. Ah yes, this is much better. How about some links?
Assembly backs wrestler by rejecting mask ban
????? I'm moving to Japan!
Wired.com interview with HomestarRunner.com creators.
How about all of those great Samuel L. Jackson sayings that you can't ever get enough of?
Need to know what "Hot Lunch", "The Stranger", or "The Woody Woodpecker" have to do with sex? Here's an excerpt:
"The Bucking Bronco- An all time classic. You start by going doggy style on a girl and then just when she is really enjoying it, you grab onto her tits or hips as tightly as possible and call her a big fat no-good worthless slob. More than likely, she will try to escape. This will give you the feeling of riding a bronco as she tries to buck you off. "
Later.
Well, I'm sitting here writing my first blog at the APSU Comp. Lab. Nice place. Not diggin' the Mac's too much. One already crashed and locked up. I'm not suppossed to be here anyway. I used Heathers sign in ID. Time to get the hell out.
Went to a wedding today. It was alright I guess. The music at the reception, lame. If I ever get married there will be 2 things. 1. A D.J. 2. Karaoke.
Thursday night was about the worst night I have ever had in my life. I won't give details. I'm just happy to know that everyone thinks low of me. But I take it in stride as I always do. Hard liquor is a mo'fo'. Never again.
Ah yes... A new era in the life of Jay. College. I start APSU at the beginning of July. I must admit, I'm pretty hype about it.
My legs are getting stronger. Riding my bike to work everyday is something else. Plus, I get to meet all kinds of new assholes and rednecks in town. Either some guy in a truck that thinks he owns the road honks at me, or I get harrassed riding thru Skyline Shopping Center at night by the 24-29 year old guys trying to get them some High School Poo-NA-NA. I ignore them and continue forth to my destination, knowing that I am better.
The "30 sec. Song of the Week" will be back in effect as well as the "Yahoo Singles Profile of the Week". Plus, news and links.
