Scary Monster Productions

September 5, 2005
So, last night, I saw the incredible Vanilla Ice in concert in Mt. Clemens! He put on a great show, and I handed him a tape of "Ice Ice Baby!" Hopefully he'll watch it and get a little amusement out of it. And if he goes to the Web address written on the tape, he'll come to this page. So, if you're reading this, Ice, feel free to send me an e-mail or something.

August 1, 2005
"Beware the Robot" has hit some delays! I had hoped to have it finished by the end of June, but some people I know have gone crazy and it put me in a jam and I don't know when or how it's going to be made.

Late fall is probably the earliest that "Beware the Robot" could be expected.

In happier news, though, the screenplay for "Beware the Robot" won a blue ribbon at the Monroe County Fair. Go me!

Oh, and I might as well plug my new online stores in this news entry. I'm selling quality merchandise through the magic of CafePress! One of my stores sells merchandise with a cool drawing of a desert island on it, and another sells merchandise with a cool drawing of monsters on it. Buy it all.

May 14, 2005
Holy cow! This Web site hasn't been updated in more than a year! Unfortunately, the only noteworthy accomplishment that has been made in that time is a sequel to "Ice Ice Baby," brought on by a school assignment.

This time, the song is Coolio's "Gangsta's Paradise," and the video has Shay (the gangster D.J. who wears a Darth Vader helmet) at the cemetery, lamenting the loss of one of his homies, and reflecting on his life as a gangster. You can see the page for this new film here.

There is another, more important, development, relating to this site. There are now links to pages off of the CBC's ZeD program Web site, where you can watch all these crazy movies! So... enjoy, and let's all be happy that Canadians exist. Oh, and here's a link to my ZeD page.

Also, several of my creations have been shown on Monroe Public Access Cable Television (MPACT), on "The Lotus Ginkgo Show." I was interviewed on the show about a year ago, after making "Ice Ice Baby," and "Special Delivery" and "Hostage in a Can" were shown on the program. A later episode of the show featured "Ice Ice Baby," and future shows may contain more of my work.

Go to the "In Production" section to see what I'm working on at the moment. If I can stop being lazy, I should have at least three quality movies out by this time next year.

November 29, 2003
"Ice Ice Baby" was shown at the Club Ellis Student Film Festival on November 22, along with "Hostage in a Can" and "Lock Your Doors," and won the Judge's Favorite award, surprisingly.

The next Scary Monster project will be a holiday comedy action suspense horror thriller titled "Been Here, Got Them." It is expected to be completed in December or January