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green for the money, gold for the honeys
59 questions
  1. If you were stranded on a post-apocalyptic world and everyone wanted to kill you, and you only had one weapon, what weapon would it be?

    2. Shiat, in a post apocalyptic world, you don't need a weapon, all you need is a black leather jacket with one sleeve ripped off to let people know you aren't there to play.

  2. If you ended up on the front page of the newspaper, what would the headline for your article be?

    3. Local computer programmer defies all cultural stereotypes and has long running string of hot girlfriends.

  3. What would you name your race horse?

    4. Mafia 4 Life

  4. What would/does your personal license plate say?

    5. PAID CASH

  5. What is your dream job?

    6. Two words: Hugh Hefner

  6. What is the name of your autobiography?

    7. It's a trick, get an axe.

  7. If you had your own country, what would be the name?

    8. Madagascar

  8. What would the flag look like?

    9. A black flag, with a white Jolly Rodger and the words "Fuck Communism" printed below it.

  9. List three laws you would decree.

    1. Four day work week.
    2. Presidential staff members drink for free... everywhere.
    3. More cowbell.

  10. If you were the President for a day, what would you do?

    11. Two chicks at once... I reckon if I was President I could hook something like that up.  (extra points for what movie I ripped that off of)

  11. If you were GOD for a day, what would you do?

    12. I would bet God could throw one hell of a concert...

  12. If you were Jesus for a day, what would you do?

    13. Tear it up in the Ozzfest pit, watch some Kevin Smith movies, then read as many Preacher comics as I could get in before the end of the day.  (and make sure my followers saw me doing all of this)

  13. What size are your boobies?

    14. Well, I have a 42" inch chest.

  14. You own a planet. What's its name?

    15. Steve

  15. I believe in miracles. Where ya from, you sexy thing?

    16. Johnstown, PA - damnit, now I have Hot Chocolate stuck in my head.

  16. How would YOU like to answer this question?

    17. Hello World.

  17. Is your favorite word "jumbalumbabweKIYEEE"?

    18. Negative.

  18. What is your favorite video game system?  Game?

    19. Computer, and damn, that second one is too hard.

  19. If you could choose how you died, how would you die?

    20. See "two chicks at once" answer.

  20. If you were a Greek/Roman god/goddess who would you be?

    21. Ayep, the big dog himself: Zeus

  21. If you could have one super power, what would it be?

    22. The voice of god.  (the power to command anyone to do my bidding... which would consequently sound very much like Samuel L. Jackson's voice... yeah, that's my bad mutha f*****)

  22. Haven't you not ever not not licked your own genitalia?

    23. return (!(!(!(lickedEquipment))) ? true : false);

  23. Describe the perfect sammitch.

    24. Roast Beef, shredded lettuce, diced onions, and mayo on toasted rye bread... delivered by a half naked PlaymateTM.

  24. What's black, blue, and red all over?

    25. The f00l that trys to take over my planet.  ;-)

  25. If God created man, then what created God?

    26. Someday, my programs will ask the same thing about me... the answer is my mom and dad (but don't tell them).

  26. For all you atheists out there: What created Man?

    27. The "man" just is... and he's bringing me down.

  27. If you could be one video game character, who would you be?

    28. Ben from Full Throttle

  28. Now, if you could have one crossover with another video game character and fight his enemies, who would it be, and most importantly, why?

    29. ...heh, anyone remember that computer game "Metal and Lace" from WAY back in the day?

  29. Don'cha just LOOOOOVE pudding?
    Two hundred and forty dollars worth...  (double points if you can name the show that came from)

  30. What do you think should be in the Olympics?

    31. Hooters girls.

  31. What do you think of "rap/metal" music? i.e Limp Bizkit, Papa Roach.

    32. I dig it, but it's overplayed... and Papa Roach sucks.

  32. Which character from the Marvel or DC universe would you be and why? (Not related to the "which superpower do you want" question.)

    33. Just call me Big Pun.  Frank is the man.

  33. You're a vicious ruler and you just captured your #1 enemy.  How do you torture them?

    34. Hey, I've watched way too many Bond movies to be lured into that... I shoot him in the head, repeatedly.

  34. If you had to choose one, to kill a butterfly by tearing it's wings off, or kill a cockroach by stepping on it, which would you do and why?

    35. Cockroach... because I'm a bastard.

  35. Do you want to smite anyone?

    36. Absolutely, smiting is way underused these days.

  36. Your favorite book and why.

    37. Dune, Frank Herbert has mad skillz yo.

  37. Your favorite painting and why.

    38. Anything by Timothy Bradstreet.

  38. What song describes you the most?

    39. ZZ Top: Sharp Dressed Man

  39. Do these men turn you on? (Open to men and women)  Go here to see the picture.

    40. The D do it for my soul.

  40. Do THESE men turn you on?  Go here to see the picture.

    41. That's a big negatory ace.

  41. Which of the previous men turns you on the most?

    42. “I'm like totally freaking hot.” -- Jack Black

  42. If you could be any John Cusack from any John Cusack film, which would it be?

    43. Grosse Point Blank baby.

  43. What is your slogan?

    44. "Just get us the contract, we'll take care of the rest."

  44. Do you believe, when you fall in love, it will be forever?

    45. No.

  45. Is one, in fact, the loneliest number?

    46. No.

  46. If a friendly mugger came up to you and politely said, "Hey there, buddy! Hey there, slugger! Put up your hands, I'm a friendly mugger! Gimme your wallet, gimme your dog, cut down the tree and gimme a log! Gimme the grass, gimme the trees! Gimme the dog with all the fleas! Gimme the sky! Gimme that thing! WHOO I'm crazy!" and then began to breakdance, would you cater to his demands?  And why?

    47. No, but I would bust out a funky groove for him.  (from Who's Line is it Anyway right?)

  47. If you could form a group of elite crimefighters, what would you call it?  (Must contain the words, "Robot," "Laser," and "Squad." Plurals are okay.)

    48. Grandmasta Death Squad One, MC Robot Dreams, and DJ Laser Assult... for sheezy.

  48. Pick a pudding. Tell us how it fits your personality.

    49. Vanilla, cause it goes down SMOOTH baby.

  49. You can throw a pie at one political figure.

    50. Sadam

  50. Who is the last person you kissed/hugged/murdered/threw a pie at/played Pokemon with? (All questions must be answered!)

    51. Courtney/Mom/some random Morrowind townsfolk/no one/no one

  51. What would you do if you were shot in both legs and Charlie was just about to find you and finish the job?

    52. Call in Grandmasta Death Squad and the fellas.

  52. Does your groin really fucking hurt?

    53. Negative.

  53. When a man wants to feel good, what does he reach for?

    1. The keys to his Fatboy
    2. The Tap
    3. Boobies

  54. What's your favorite cereal?

    55. ...I admit, I'm Cookoo for Cocoa Puffs

  55. What two cereal mascots would you like to see in a fight to the death?

    56. King Crunch vs. the Special K Chick.

  56. If you could learn to play any instrument, what would it be and why?
    Well, I play the drums, piano, a bit of bass, am pretty efficient with most mixing/production software...  I have no desire to play lead guitar, so I guess I'd have to go with scratching on the turntables.

  57. If you were in a dark, secluded alley, and all of the sudden, 40 ninja appeared out of nowhere and began to attack, what would you do?

    58. It's not the ninjas you have to worry about... it's the monks.  (Triple extra credit points for that movie reference.)

  58. Speaking of ninja, aren't they awesome?

    59. REAL ULTIMATE POWER . NET

  59. Can you do the bendy?

    60. Depends, who am I doing the bendy for?
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