-----Original Message-----
From: Wain, Christopher
Sent: Friday, December 21, 2001 3:09 PM
To: 'Caruso, Mark'; Charles Stark (E-mail); Glenn Martinson (E-mail); Steven Blackburn (E-mail); Steven Blackburn (E-mail 2); 'Amy Taylor'; 'Dan Galluppi'
Subject: RE: Eh. Party day at work. Got some time to kill.


I'm pretty sure I'm the last person in the office... and my enthusiasm to debug OTHER PEOPLE'S code is not at it's highest point, so what the hell.

1. If you could build your house anywhere, where would it be?
House? Try castle.

2. What's your favorite article of clothing?
I DIG chicks in thong underwear... it just doesn't get much sexier than that.

3. What's your favorite physical feature of the opposite sex?
I ain't even trying to lie on this one... boobs.

4. What's the last CD that you bought?
Rob Zombie - Sinister Urge... although I was just given Stankonia by Outkast as a Christmas present, which is excellent.

5. Where's your favorite place to be?
Have to agree with Mark on this one, I'd rather be with my friends.

6. Where's your least favorite place to be?
At the Cryptek officies after midnight.

7. What's your favorite place to be massaged?
Favorite? Well... it's not my back.

8. What's most important, strong in mind or strong in body?
Strong in smell, baby.

9. What time do you wake in the morning?
Between 6:30 and 7:30 Mon - Fri, around 9:00 over the weekends.

10. What's your favorite TV show?
I'm going to have to go with Steeler games, as the X-Files really suck anymore.

11. What's your favorite kitchen appliance?
Well, it's not in the kitchen, but it would be my Weber Grill.

12. What's your favorite childhood memory?
I had to dump my childhood memory in favor of more C network programming knowledge.  The new memory that now fills that position is:

Deleted for intellectual property considerations...  I'm serious.

That will be $60. I'll have the finance dept contact you.

13. What makes you laugh?
Getting Glenn in trouble with various strippers and barmaids.

14. What makes you really angry?
Kryptonite... and Kris Brown missing field goals... I'm talking Bill Bixby here.

15. If you could play any instrument what would it be?
The turntables, I really want to try my hand at Dj'ing.

16. FavoriteRestaurant/Cafe/Eatery?
Quaker Steak and Lube.

17. Scariest moment of your life?
I don't know about the scariest... but I can say that the best moment had to be my first trip to a Harley dealership. Remind me to tell you guys about that sometime.

18. If there was a movie on your life, who would play you?
Well, during casting it came down to a three way tie between Brad Pitt, Frank Castle, and Jesus.

19. Do you believe in afterlife?
Fox Mulder said it best: I want to believe.

20. Favorite children's book?
The C++ Programming Language by Bjarne Stroustrup (The creator of C++) Never fails to put a tear in my eye. Those were the good old days.

21. What is your favorite season?
Any season that I can have the hog on the road.

22.What is your least favorite household chore?
Cleaning the bathroom sink.

23. If you could have one super power, what would it be?
I would have the innate ability to walk into a room and just "Be Cool".

24. If you had a tattoo, what would it be?
"If you can read this the bitch fell off... and took my jacket with her."

25. Who was your first love and at what age?
My very first Armstrong Microsystems Pentium I 100 Mhz 16Mb RAM 1.2 Gig HD MONSTER.  Age 15.  I still love you baby.

26. The song you wished you had written?
Tenacious D - F*** Her Gently

27. Do you prefer cats or dogs?
Not a cat or dog person in the least.  I prefer chicks.

28.What's in the trunk of your car? 
A blanket which my grandmother made me (which, by the way, matches my car), some tools, a spare tire, some Christmas presents, and Justin Bendl.

29. From the people you emailed this to-who is most likely to respond?
No clue.

30. Who is the least likely to respond?
At least one of Steve's two e-mail addresses.

32. Using only one word describe yourself.
8 inches... (8 being a number, not a word).

33. Say one nice thing about the person that sent this to you.
Mark, you are a great guy... no matter what Glenn says about you.