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When you're at a party, you always have a place
to sit.You don't have to wait in
line at Disneyland.Your favorite
shoes don't wear out.You don't spill
as much on the floor as others, it's usually in your lap.Unclean public restrooms aren't a problem cuz you
can't get into them anyway.You don't
have to worry about your weight because you can't get on the scale.Medical exams take half the time and are only
half as thorough because you can't get on the table.You never have to speak to waitresses if
accompanied by an abled-bodied adult.You get to board the airplane first.You develop high moral character because you can
never look down on others.You usually have plenty of places to park because
everyone else is using the designated handicapped spots.You never block the view of others in a
crowd.There is always someone ready
and willing to push you around. Literally...You frequently inspire others.
