Quotes – significant quotes in red
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Micky
"You do and I’ll be sorry!"
– numerous eppys"I was a has been, now I’m an am is." – Alias Micky Dolenz
"It’s a thought." – Hillbilly Honeymoon
"It’s great, it’s terrific, it’s the best show on earth! I know I’ve heard that somewhere!" – Monkees at the Circus
"Please, I can’t take any more apologies." – Alias Micky Dolenz
"He’s just a typical psychopathic killer." – Alias Micky Dolenz
"Hello, front desk, send in Schwartz, Harold B."
"Little joke, about that big." – numerous eppys
Davy
"I make a terrible sound" – screen test
"You must be joking!"
"One more remark like that and I’ll hit you with me purse." – Some Like it Lukewarm
"No, he’s Amazing, I’m Incredible." – Monkees at the Circus
"Bag? I don’t get that." – screen test
"Now I know what that noise was in me house. It was me three sisters learning how to walk."
"No, I don’t want to buy a princess phone, I’m trying to locate a princess. Princess Bettina. Look, I don’t care what colors they come in or what they do when you pick them up. Will you please look under Harmonica? H-A-R-M…It’s a country…there is so!"
"I am standing up!" – One minute interview after
"It’s not about age, it’s about life." – Justus
"Mike, Mike. Mike, that guy was throwing knives at me. He could have killed me. Why didn’t you do something?" – Monkees at the Circus
Peter
"Cross in the green, not in-between"
"Let’s snick inside and take a look" – Monkees at the Circus
"Good, then we can all get in." – Monkees at the Circus
"Why didn’t they phone?"
– Monkee vs. Machine"Gee, it seems more like four weeks." – Monkee vs. Machine
"I’ll call a caterer." – Hillbilly Honeymoon
"You ain’t goin’ nowhere."
Mike
"You’re evil!"
"Ten million chicks madly in love with him, and he’s gonna marry an old man" – Hillbilly Honeymoon
"Work hard, play hard and get plenty of ruffage in your diet, and someday you’ll own this hotel."
"Don’t object so much, you’ll live longer."
Group
Davy - "Of course, we no longer perform the act."
Victor - "No more nerves?"
Davy - "No more glasses."
Victor - "Do you use a net?"
Peter - "No, just a little spray."
Peter – "I find it very hard to believe he’s dangerous."
Davy – "I find it very hard to believe Peter."
Davy - "I think Peter’s been out in the sun too long."
Micky - "He was no bargain in the shade."
Davy - "Now, as my chauffeur, how would you get a lady into the backseat of a car?"
Micky - "As quick as I can!"
Davy – "I hate good-byes."
Micky – "Okay, welcome to America Davy."
Peter - "Who are you with? The bride or the groom?"
Micky - "Depends on who’s left."
All – "Don’t do that!"
All – "Goodnight!"