
This section of the site is dedicated to my personal movie reviews. Even though I got my college degree in Mass Communication (with a concentration in film and television production) I'm not your average critic. I don't think movies are great just because they're masterfully directed. Don't get me wrong--good direction is important, but it's only one element of the film. There are plenty of well-directed films that are so dreadfully boring (to me) that I'd rather eat broken glass than sit through them.
Anyway, that's just the long way of saying that I like all sorts of films, and that on this page you'll find honest critiques by someone who just likes a good movie--and knows one when he sees one.
I'll try to keep this page as up-to-date as possible. Here in Durham, NC there's little to do but eat and go to the movies-- so I'll usually have plenty of new films to review. (Check out my rating scale if you're unfamiliar with my criteria for movie rating.)
By the way--I never include spoilers in my reviews. I hate it when people give away a movie's secrets, so I'd never do it to anyone else.
(Click the movie title where applicable for a full review)
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Movie
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Rating
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Synopsis
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| Terminator Salvation | 60% | Lots of explosions and action, almost zero plot and character. And not in a good, Terminator 2 kind of way. |
| Star Trek | 93% | An amazing thrill ride of a film and a successful reboot of a classic series. If this is what Star Trek is going to be in future, I'm more than fine with that. |
| Superbad | 85% | A rarity in the teen comedy genre: a movie with good characters and a lot of heart to go with all the laughs. |
| The Simpsons Movie | 90% | Easily as funny and clever as the best episodes of the series. |
| Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix | 85% | Dark, sinister, and fun to watch, but missing lots of material from the book that would have made it truly great. |
| Transformers | 90% | It's insane how good this movie is, considering how cheesy and awful it could have been. |
| Live Free or Die Hard | 75% | It's an okay action film...but there's just no recapturing the spirit of the original, apparently. |
| Fantastic 4: Rise of the Silver Surfer | 69% | Didn't suck nearly as much as the first one. |
| Ocean's Thirteen | 89% | A fun and funny caper film that goes back to the elements that made the first film in the series so much fun. |
| Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End | 85% | Manages to recapture a lot of the elements that made the first film so much fun. |
| Spider-Man 3 | 78% | Watchable, but definitely not up to the high standards of the first two in the series. |
| Hot Fuzz | 87% | Not as funny as Shaun of the Dead, but definitely worth watching. |
| Grindhouse | 80% | Not the best from either director, but a really cool cinema experience. |
| Eragon | 27% | Truly awful. |
| Casino Royale | 98% | Hands down, the best Bond film ever made. |
| Borat | 75% | Crude and vulgar...but also funny--and occasionally uncomfortably enlightening. |
| Flushed Away | 80% | A fun and funny story that has something for both kids and adults alike. |
| Man of the Year | 69% | Could have been great...but didn't even come close to fulfilling its potential. |
| Flyboys | 80% | If you go in looking for lots of cool, exciting dogfights in World War I biplanes, you won't be the least bit disappointed. |
| The Wicker Man | 76% | A different and decent--though not great--thriller/horror film that's worth a look-see. |
| Snakes on a Plane | 79% | A strangely fun blend of 70s disaster, splatter horror, and science fiction films with a little crime drama (and Sam Jackson) thrown in for good measure. |
| Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby | 80% | Surprisingly hilarious. |
| Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest | 75% | Occasionally amusing, but overly long, overly complicated, and not nearly as good as the first film. |
| Click | 72% | Starts funny, but takes a very serious turn. Not destined to be an Adam Sandler classic. |
| Superman Returns | 70% | A long and rather disappointing chapter in the Superman saga. |
| Thank You For Smoking | 85% | An independent black comedy/satire that is easily one of the funniest films of the year. |
| X-Men: The Last Stand | 89% | An action-packed, visually stunning sequel that is easily equal to the first two installments of the X-Men series. |
| Over the Hedge | 80% | A well-animated, funny little film that's definitely worth seeing. |
| American Dreamz | 65% | A promising parody of the president and American Idol that is ruined by a confusing script and meandering editing. |
| Failure to Launch | 75% | Predictable, but surprisingly witty and charming. Actually worth seeing. |
| Eight Below | 85% | In some ways, a typical Disney live action film, but still an enjoyable (if emotional) experience. |
| Good Night, and Good Luck | 98% | An awesome film in every way. Best Picture? Maybe. It deserves it. |
| King Kong | 85% | Best King Kong ever made. |
| The Chronicles of Narnia | 80% | A decent fantasy film that's true to the book. |
| Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire | 93% | Darker and scarier. Easily the best film in the Harry Potter series so far. |
| Flightplan | 60% | A far-fetched, airborne attempt at a thriller that is coasting on auto-pilot at best. |
| Serenity | 95% | There's no place I can be since I found Serenity. A worthy follow-up to Firefly--the best sci-fi show you probably never watched. |
| Red Eye | 83% | Not a typical Wes Craven film--but a really good thriller that's well worth seeing. |
| The 40-Year-Old Virgin | 70% | Amusing, but not hilarious. |
| Fantastic Four | 50% | Fantastic Flop? Lame On? Take your pick. Just don't waste your money. |
I've always felt that the standard movie rating system--the one that uses either a letter grade or a star system (1-5) is a little too limiting. There are often subtle differences that put a movie somewhere higher than a "B" but lower than a "B+" for example. For that reason, I use a percentage system that breaks down as follows: