Eminem/8 Mile

Eminem, 8 mile. Can someone give me a fucking knife to open a vein with? Didn't we learn with Vanilla Ice? Why do people feel the need to fill their brain this fluff bullshit? Every 12 year old who wants to be hard is gonna flock to this movie, which is being sold on a double ticket with The Santa Clause 2. This assaholic bullshit is exactly what mass media produces. See, now the mass media knows what it screwed up with Vannilla Ice, and it's not going to make the same mistakes. The only thing that would make 8 mile even worth watching is if you watched it like you were expecting an updated version of This is Spinal Tap. Recently a friend of mine was over at my house, sitting arund bullshitting while I was on a tear about this atrocity of film. He said "Dude, I have friends who can't wait to see this movie." I said, "Do me a favor, next time you see them, punch them in the fucking face." How could anyone really WANT to see this movie? You do realize that 99% of the audience that goes to see this movie was waiting in line a few years ago to see Spice World. Why? Because it is catering to the same audience. The audience that says "Feed me whatever MTV bullshit you think I want to see/hear/smell/taste make me pay for it and I'll love it." Eminem is now suffering from the same thing that Vanilla Ice suffered from. He's starting to believe the life that was created for him.... He will continue to believe this until someone slaps the little white bitch around. If you have any hopes of seeing this piece of shit, you need to seriously look around your life, and start cleaning house. You need to realize that this movie is exactly the screen of bullshit that is thrown up. Do you realize that while Eminem's shit is opening in theaters everywhere, something topical like Michael Moores "Bowling For Columbine" is a select release. Why? Because all of you fucking pre programmed MTV junkies that can't wait for the next episode of survivor, or as I call it "Dirty Real World" couldn't give a shit about problems that actually plague this country, instead you throw away money and time about some pussy white kid who is whining about his made up past. See through the smoke people. Look back to everything that was hated about Vanilla Ice... Now think hard, and remember he was the #1 selling artist for months. Everyone makes fucking fun of Vanilla Ice now, but some assholes bought the albums. In 10 years people will be looking back at this Eminem fuck and saying the same shit. All the hype around this movie, the same as it was with Vanilla ice. The difference is that a whole new batch of kids are going to be bothering their parents for money to see this shitty film. No I havn't seen it, do I need to see it to know it's shitty, no. Why? Because I know. It's shitty in the same way that Ice Ice baby is shity. Look when the night comes to take your slut out to see this piece of shit, put your $200 silver necklace on (bling Bling), get in your molested Honda Civic, and drive the same fucking route as countless others. You fucking lemmings.