Men In Black 2
Men in black 2. I've had rectal exams that were less intrusive than this piece of shit. All this movie did was reinforce the fact that typical bullshit that worked in the first movie is going to be revisted again and again, only this time what "seemed" cool and got laughs the first time around will be much more central. You know what? This movie was such an ass attack that I even forgot the plot. I do remember something about a hot chick that never gets naked. There was nothing about this movie that I liked. Even the one liners that were supposed to be funny were so drawn out and predictable that I found myself groaning any time a "funny" comment was made. I'm pretty sure they used some of the exact same shots as the first movie, and even the same dialogue. Almost every scene was a mirror of Men In Black, except.. Oh here's the REALLY clever part.. Tommy Lee Jones was the "new kid" Oh how amusing, when we ALL know he used to be the one showing Will Smith the ropes, oh it's so cute, so smart.. hahah hahah. Fuck this sucked. I washed myself when I got home from this, I scrubbed and scrubbed but I still felt dirty. Dirty in the same way that that girl in high school who was fucking the shop teacher felt dirty. Now I admit this movie could have been great if the point of movies was to waste two hours of your life in order to force you to admit that everything is shit and you have to die. But if the point of movies is to entertain, well you get my point. If you know someone who loved this movie, go kick them in the face.