Music

What the fuck is going on with music? MTV has degraded into the type of station that doesn't even give you the courtesy of a reach around while it stretches your O ring. I've been trying to remember when I could watch MTV, and it was cool. I had a few moments when I thought that not being able to watch MTV was becasue I was getting old and out of touch with the pulse of my generation, and then I realized, NO MTV just sucks harder than a Hustler girl in the Playboy mansion for the first time. There was a time when I could at least leave MTV on and have it as background noise. The choice was between MTV and radio, and radio hasn't done anything real since 1970. Now the idea of MTV is less appealing than masterbating with razor blades. Music in general is truly shit. And I'm not crying back to the days of the angst ridden bullshit of the early 90's, and no-one wants the 80's to return. Of course there was good music produced in the 80's and 90's; it's just that no-one heard it. Corporate radio is forcing what it wants you to hear because that's what it is spending money on. There are always a few people who will listen to music for value, but the rest of the fucking herd will just plod along to whatever fast food wrapped shit is being shoved at them. Let's look at quite possibly the WORST rock band in the world right now that is making money. Creed. Oh my fucking god, Creed is to rock and roll as K.D. Lang is to Feminine. If you are reading this, and you own a Creed album, get the fuck off this page, you have no right to be here and I don't want some fuck faced in bred piece of shit with the IQ of a foot reading what I have to say. Do Creed fans and people like them even care what is being fed to them? These are the same type of weak minded ass monkeys that Jim Jones was able to manipulate. Too bad Jim's friends drank all the Kool Aid. Let's look at Creed, since I think Creed is by far the worst of all the shitty bands out there right now. Creed has taken every piece of formula that worked in the early 90's. From the emulation of Eddie Veder's voice to the fake facing of internal angst that plagued other musicians. If Creed had been successful in 1987 they would have had huge mullets and called themselves Winger. Creed Pretends to be dangerous, pretends to be cutting edge, just enough so that that fucking dork in high school, you know, the guy that wore the mullet and tucked his pants in his boots can justify to his over protective parents that "No mommy, this is just rock music, I need to ROCK mommy." That's right Johnny, just plug the fluff of the Industry into your head. Parents feel safe with this kind of crap because the industry has portrayed Creed as just tough enough. Creed tries to present itself as a hard edge band that works it's ass off to please it's fans. Christ, Creed is like moments from making a video reminiscent of Bon Jovi's fucking road song "Dead or Alive." Creed is nicely packaged Britney Spears with dark hair and guitars. If you are a parent and reading this and your child has a Creed album. Take it away from you child, hit your child HARD with a stick and then spend some time teaching your kid what music can really be like.