Vegetarians

If we're not supposed to eat animals why are they made of meat? I am so tired of hearing the whining from these people who'se parents were hippies. Animals were created for one reason. To provide us with food. Animals are not on this planet to devise some higher self awareness. I'm on top of the food chain, and damn happy to be here. I eat steak as often as I can, veal? HELL YES! I am one of the 2% of people on this planet fortunate enough to walk into a supermarket and buy a steak. Am I gonna fuck that up and eat celery and tofu? Fuck no. I personally might not be a hunter, but that's just because I don't like the cold, as for killing something, screw it. That's how the world works. Something dies and something else eats it. We have eyes in front of our head looking forward so we can track down prey and eat it. We have teeth for tearing flesh, but most of all we have guns to shoot the motherfucking animals so we can eat them! I won't eat a meal unless something has died, it imbues me with a kind of power, a joy in knowing that for this brief glimpse in galactic history we are the shit. Animal rights? Bullshit. You know what rights an animal has? The right to get on my fucking plate. The worst vegetarians are the moral ones. The ones that bear empathy for an animal that is destined for food. Do you know why cows are a food source? Becasue they are too fucking stupid to survive in the wild. When was the last time you had ever heard of a "free range" cow? No? Why? Because if we had not decided they tasted good and kept breading them for meat they would have all walked off a fucking cliff thousands of years ago. And by the way, if you are a vegetarian, you ARE NOT an enlightened super human, you're a fad follower, you're the same personality type that would have bought a pet rock or owned a liesure suit. Take your head out of your ass and realize there are more food choices than can be found at Starbucks.