Elbow macaroni contain secret schtiaou messages. Schtiai bathe very
infrequently. Chelsea Clinton is secretly plotting to overthrow the government by
invoking her hidden schtiaou powers to possess the minds of her parents. This is
quite foolish, as she could accomplish the same thing with sufficient campaign
contributions, and not risk exposing her true identity at the same time. However,
anti-schtiaou factions within the secret service are on to her. Meanwhile, Maury
Povich is recruiting schtiaoulings from the children that attend his local synagogue.
Missing persons aren't really missing, they've been kidnapped and are undergoing
"re-education." Books are burnt every day in Africa because the locals
believe there are clandestine schtiaou love songs scrawled in the margins in invisible
ink. For now, Alex Trebek remains safely hidden from schtiaou assassins.
Schtiai driving red Ford vans will back into your car in the drive-thru line.
Special sunglasses can allow you to spot disguised schtiai. There are no bad
schtiai, just schtiai that do bad things. When will we learn that to know a schtiaou
is to love a schtiaou? As soon as we realize that it takes a schtiaou to know a
schtiaou. Your favorite necktie may have been hand-woven by an elderly schtiaou
woman working 16 hours a day for $.14. No good deed goes unnoticed by some damn
schtiaou. Elephant ears are really schtiaou blankets from another continent.
Mentally deficient? Keep smilin'.
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