Schtiai with evil motives will don blue bikinis if they feel it will get you further hooked. Do not interpret the hostile retorts of a female Schtiaou as remarks of affection; what she is saying she really means. If you think you're in pain now, wait 'til the she-Schtiaou gets through with you. The cold shoulder is a patented Schtiaou move. The first four sentences of this message ARE related, you are NOT losing your mind. Schtiai with USPS uniforms are hiding in the dark until you turn your back on your mail. W-2 really makes the Schtiaou collective angry. Hemlock in your bathtub is a certain sign that 'Suburban Servant' is hiring Schtiai once again. It is generally a good idea to sew your wallet into your back pocket any time you plan to walk past a Schtiaou car-wash. Schtiai are hiding in the trees and are planning to drop unsavory substances on your head. The Schtiai that live underground occasionally come to the surface to kidnap an Eloi or two (oops, my mistake, those guys are Morlocks). The Eloi abductees are, however, eaten anyway.
Watch your back.
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