Purposeful balancing of a frozen Schtiaou can result in an attractive and
useful ice sculpture. Purposefully icing a Schtiaou in a useful way is punishable by death
in 42 states. Edible Schtiai are all the rage in Boca Raton. Elmer Fudd was a key figure
in the Great Schtiaou Roast of '49. Wearing boxers increases your chance of producing a
little Schtiaou. Heather Locklear is camped out in your car's trunk just waiting for some
Schtiaou to offer her the position permanently. Milhouse is gay. Your phone is burping.
Perpetual motion is a fully Schtiaou-enabled concept, but the implementation is flawed.
Irving Klaw is camped out in your Schtiaou drawer with a cat-o-nine-tails and a brownie.
Your socks are on fire; have a pineapple-upside-down cake. "Missing in Action"
is a euphemism for "Vibratory Coagulation" because the Schtiai deem it so. Will
Riker is eating your lunch in the Schtiaou Commissary at this very moment. B.F. Skinner
says he doesn't believe in Schtiai, but he doesn't act like it. Schtiai in hell helping
their mamas make bitch pies don't have to change their spleens every day - just Tuesdays.
Spleen pie doesn't bitch at your hell mama. My new Harley goes "meow" and does
50-to-minus-50 in less time than it takes to freeze a Schtiaou in the coolerator. Have a
beer, it's rich in Schtiaouey goodness. My neighbors know a good thing when they drive
over it. Schtiaou incest is on the rise.
Pun intended.
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