The Schtiaou Chronicles

This index regards my writings on the topics of Schtiai. A Schtiaou is a person who is too stupid to know that "Doughboy" is a dumb game, as my friend Joe defines it. I think there's more to it, that the definition of Schtiaou should be broader. But I keep these criteria to myself in the interest of avoiding Schtiaou persecution.

New! = Unearthed So Recently, That My Teeth Hurt!!

SchtiaouNew! Schtiaou Once MoreNew! Schtiaou^3
Schtiaou x 4 PentaSchtiaouNew! <more coming soon!>
Schtiaou Nummer Sieben Acht Du Schtiaouen! <more coming soon!>

If I have ever emailed you anything about Schtiai, PLEASE email me a copy of it!
Much is still unclear since my recent run-in with the Schtiaou Mindwashing Syndicate!

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