FAMOUS, NOT SO FAMOUS, AND SOON TO BE FAMOUS QUOTES
"If everything is under control, you
are going too slow."
- Mario Andretti (1940-)
"In the beginning the Universe
was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded
as a bad move."
- Douglas Adams (1952-)
"To love someone is easy, To stay in love is not even difficult. Our own human desire to not be lonely is cause enough for that. The really arduous task is to find someone, who by there constant presence one constanty becomes the person one desires to be."-Unknown
"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man’s nose begins."
- Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)
"Men have become the tools of their tools."
- Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)
"If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him
is ‘God is crying’. And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing
to tell him is ‘Probably because of something you did’."
- Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts
Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.-- Dale Carnegie
"The object of war is not to die for
your country, but to make the other bastard die for his."
- General George Patton (1885-1945)
"You laugh at me because I am different, but I laugh at you because
you are all the same."
- Unknown
"The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you."- Kin Hubbard
"If two things don’t fit, but you believe both of them, thinking that
somewhere, hidden, there must be a third thing that connects them, that’s
credulity."
- Umberto Eco (1929-), Foucalt's Pendulum
"A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients
to plant vines."
- Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959)
"One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important."- Bertrand Russell (1872-1970)
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."- General John Sedgwick (1813-1864), last words
"A great many people think they are thinking
when they are acutally rearranging their prejudices."
- William James (1842-1910)
"After I’m dead I’d rather have people ask why
I have no monument than why I have one."- Cato the Elder (234-149 BC, AKA
Marcus Porcius Cato)
"I would have made a good Pope."
- Richard M. Nixon (1913-1994)
"Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog."
- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
"Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains."
- Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"If you think education is expensive, try ignorance."- Derek Bok (1930-), Harvard University President
Here's to the crazy ones, the misfits, the rebels, the troublemakers, the round pegs in a square hole, the ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules, and they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them, because they change things. They push the human race forward, and while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius, because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, and are the ones who'll do it. Think Different.-Greg Engle
"When a man is wrapped up in himself he makes a pretty small package."
- John Ruskin (1819-1900)
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. That is the principal difference between a dog and a man -Mark Twain
Perot Appointment with death: To free one self is easy. The really arduous task is to figure out what to do with your freedom.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, For you are crunchy, and taste good with ketchup.- Unknown.
"Why put off till tomorrow what you could put off till the day after tomorrow" -mark twain
A: "It's an interview, not a date.
B: " The first date is an interview. ---vanwilder
Unknown: "Go big or go home"
Austin: "Sometimes when you go big, you gotta go home" ---Austin From IP
"The only one who hears both sides of the argument is often the person in the next room"
"When all is said and done, a lot more will be said then done"
Roomate Quotes:
Jake: "The last time these pants were worn, it was by a girl freshmen year....yeah there's a quote for you"
Jake: What the hell? There all the way up tights. (in a deeper voice) That's not cool.
Jared: Dude she whiped you.
Tim: She didn't wip me, I whiped myself
Rico: When I first heard the name volcom, I thought it was like german or something. You know "Volcom to my country."