TERRI SHELDON - tapah punja das  - top buffoon swami!
"i orchestrated the sulocan whacking!, oops!, forget i said that!", this 
charter member of the fallen swami club was the vanguard of "the malaysian
invasion". with his buddies sri galima, ramananda, and dutchy prins, and in 
the mood of their guru, there are no borders they won't try to jump over. 
convicted felon for his involvement in the killing of sulochan das, this
"swami" was captured by FBI agents in malaysia. the string of girl friends
since receiving his dunda, currently rests on a pearl named kamalavati.
employed by ISKCON WV to mow his own lawn at the rate of $ 7.00 /hr, this
root planting sanyassi drafted himself a 99 year lease on all of The Farm
not sold off to land speculators. the rent is less than the taxes, therefore,
ISKCON exists to pay taxes for this fallen sanyassi's gardening projects.