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A New Element Found
Recent hurricanes and high gasoline prices have proved the existence of a new
element. Earlier this year a major research institution announced
the discovery of the heaviest material yet known to science. This new matter
has been named "Government."
Governmentium (Gv) has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy
neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of
312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are
surrounded by vast quantities of lepton like particles called peons.
SinceGv has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because
it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount
ofGv causes one reaction to take over four days to complete, when it would
normally take less than a second!
Gv has a normal half-life of 4 years; it does not decay, but instead
it undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons
and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will
actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to
become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe
thatGv is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration.
This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.
When catalyzed with money, Gv becomes Administratium (Am) - an element
which radiates just as much energy as Gv since it has half as many peons but
twice as many morons.

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People are often unreasonable.
People are often unreasonable, illogical,
and self-centered;
forgive them anyway.
If you are kind, People may accuse
you of selfish, ulterior motives;
Be kind anyway.
If you are successful, you will win some
false friends and some true enemies;
Succeed anyway.
If you are honest and frank,
people may cheat you;
Be honest and frank anyway.
What you spend years building,
someone could destroy overnight;
Build anyway.
If you find serenity and happiness,
there may be jealousy;
Be happy anyway.
The good you do today,
people will often forget tomorrow;
Do good anyway.
Give the world the best you have,
and it may never be enough;
Give the world the best you've got anyway.
You see, in the final analysis,
it is between you and God;
It was never between you and them anyway.
- Mother Theresa

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macon
and a song of
his

Here is another folk singer, from Arkansas.
This is

Jimmy Driftwood's
picture
and, of course, one of his
songs.