Lots of celebrities tell ya about how rough of a childhood they had. I'm no exception. I was born at a very early age on the northside of Milwaukee in a park called, Open Season Park. Our neighborhood was tough. How tough?

• The park swimming pool had dive-by shootings.
• The kids played capture the U.N. flag.
• Tatoo parlors was the main industry.
• Our area code was 911.
• When I was in Vietnam, I had flashbacks of Milwaukee.

Actually, I was never in Vietnam. Wasn't even born then. But I like the joke.

Anyways, Gary and I met in a comedy club back in the '80's and took our act out on the road. Since then we've been working steady for cruise ships, corporate events, music festivals, national conventions, TV and radio, and everything in between. No audience is too small or too big for us. And now you know the rest of the story.

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