School Axioms

         GEKIDO JIN GAKKO NIN PO

                                 (Axioms of the Shock Demon Man School)

 

1) If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out. Don’t circumvent your own principles.


2) Don't worry about what people think, they don't do it very often.
Do your own thinking.

3) Going to church, temple, mosque or sinegoge doesn't make you worthy any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
By its fruit you shall know the tree. (Christ)  Just as a man thinks he is. (Buddha)

4) If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before.
As long as you don’t violate axiom one and eight.

5)  Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is important, except for the thoughts of the one about to die.
Don’t be full of yourself or you will be full of it. There is only one life and there is nothing outside of it.

6) It is easier to get forgiveness than permission. Sometimes the end justifies the means as long as you don’t violate axioms one, through ten.

8)  A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.
To thane own self be true and your conscience will never hurt.

9) Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
Grab every one

10) Common sense is not that common and people will believe what they want to believe.
Expect it and act accordingly.