Typical Day With My Crew
These are just some fun stories I wrote and there WILL be more eventually! I promise! For now, enjoy the ones I have on here now! (Stories are color coded for easier reading and understanding... AND YOU'RE WELCOME!)
Color key: Me, Zolo, Sara, Luffy, Sanji, Gretchen, Rachel, Clarissa, Amber, Nami, Britta, Usopp, Lauren, All or more than one
Day 1: A Bowl of Soup
Me: Mmmm...Soup!
Zolo: Hey! I want some soup!
Me: Get your own!
Zolo: But I'm feeling too lazy right now!
Me: Well, that's YOUR problem!
Zolo: Just gimme some!
Me: No! Get your own bowl!
Zolo: What kind is it anyway?
Me: Delapitated chicken noodle!
Zolo: My fave! Gimme some!
Me: Por que? (Means 'Why?' in Spanish)
Zolo: Porque yo soy un chico bueno! ('Because I am a good boy!')
Me: Yeah right...
Zolo: I am!
Me: You're an annoying buttmuncher! That's what you are!
Sara: He's a duck! *both me and Sara laugh*
Sanji: There's some more in the kitchen! Go get it, Cactus Head!
Zolo: I am too tired from our last adventure to move!
Me: Uh... Zolo?
Sanji: Get off your lazy sash and get some if you want it so badly!
Me: Zolo! You HAD a bowl of soup this entire time!
Zolo: No, I think that's Nami's bowl...
Nami: No...
Zolo: Oh...
All: *dead silence*
Day 2: The Duck
Sara: POOF!!!
Me: POOF!!!!!
Sara: I'm a little bunny...
Me and Sara: Hoping through the forest!
Zolo: You're both insane!
Sara: And you're a duck!
Zolo: Enough about the duck!
Sara: No! Never!!
Zolo: Fine! Just leave me outta your... 'duckness'!
Me: Ya kumquat! YA BUTTMUNCHER!!!!!!
Sara: HE'S A DUCK!!!!!
Nami: *walks into the room* Not again with the duck thing...
Sara: YES again with the duck thing!
Britta: What's so wrong with the duck?
Me: Yeah!
Rachel: Yeah!
Lauren: Yeah!
Clarissa: Yeah!
Amber: Yeah!
Gretchen: Yeah!
Sara: YEAH!!!!!!!!
Me: YAY FOR BEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sara: The sucker... it didn't want to be free...
Me: Be free like me!!!
Zolo: Have you two seeked counseling about this?
Sara: Yes.
Nami: From who?!
Me and Sara: THE DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Day 3: 'Der!' And Confusion
Rachel: Der! I forgot my stuff! One sec! *goes to room*
Sara: What does 'der' mean anyway?
Luffy: *shrugs*
Me: Ya got me...
Zolo: I dunno either.
Usopp: I've been trying to figure that out for a LONG time!
Sara: Well, I guess it's not any more weird than some of MY sayings!
Me: This is true...
Rachel: I'm back! Now we can go!
All: *jump off boat, onto the beach*
Sanji: What're we doing here?
Gretchen: I dunno... Captain Shadows' orders confuse me...
Me: Well... I'm a confusing person!
Zolo: *kinda laughs* I...
Me: NOT A WORD, ZOLO!!!!!!!
Britta: Aren't we here to pick up something?
Luffy: Yeah.
Britta: What?
Luffy: A 'der'!
Rachel: Do you mind shutting up now?
Luffy: Yes, I DO mind!
Me: Can it, you two!
Zolo: Besides Rachel, who else says 'der'?
Usopp: I know! The duck! Right Beth? Sara?
Sara: Moron! YOU'RE a duck!!
Day 4: Identity Crisis
Luffy: I'm hungry!
Me: *joking* Hi, Hungry! I'm Beth!
Luffy: No, I mean I am hungry!
Me: I already know your name, Hungry!
Luffy: No! I'm Luffy!
Sara: No, you're a duck!
Zolo: *comes up to me* I'm Hungry!
Me: Come on, Zolo! There's some snacks Sanji made in the kitchen!
Luffy: How come she knew HIS name wasn't 'Hungry'?
Nami: Relax! She was joking around!
Luffy: Well, I'M not laughing...
Me; Obviously!
Sara: Well, if you still have problems, you can seek counseling with the duck!
Sanji: What did you call me?!
Nami: Oh great... Another genius...*sarcastic*
Zolo: Am I the only smart GUY here?!
Me: No, cuz you're an idiot!
Zolo: Hey!
Me: Only teasin! *puts arm on his shoulders*
Luffy: *patiently as if trying to explain it to me* No, his name's not 'Idiot', it's Zolo! And I'm Luffy! Not 'Hungry'!
Sanji: Well, if you're not hungry, I'm putting the food away!
Luffy: No! I'm starving!
Me: Hi Starving! I'm Beth! Have you met Hungry?
Luffy: I need to quit changing my name... My brain hurts...
Day 5: Truth or Dare?
Me: Okay... Luffy! Truth or dare?
Luffy: I'll take...dare!
Me: Kewl! Uh...I dare you to... I dunno! Do...something...
Sara: He's a duck!
All: *groan*
Me: *patiently* Sara... we're playing Truth or Dare, not Truth or Duck!
Sara: Okee duckee! I mean okee dokee! That totally slipped out! I swear!
Me: I got it! I've always wanted to see Luffy breakdance! HAHAHA!!!
Luffy: Okay! Where's the music?
Rachel: Uh, Beth? All we have here right now is one of your A*Teen CDs...
Me: Hmmm... Okay. Go to number 3, 'Super Trouper'! That's a good one!
Clarissa: *plays 'Super Trouper'*
Luffy: *attempts to do the Worm, other things, isn't all that bad*
All: *all clap when song is done*
Luffy: Ha! No problem! That was actually fun! Now I get to pick! Sara!
Sara: Fine! Go ahead! I pick dare!
Sanji: *mumbles* I dare her to not say 'duck' for the rest of the day...
Luffy: Yeah! Let's go with that!
Sara: No! I'll EXPLODE if I can't say that!
Me: Oh Sara! I know you like to say it but you're not gonna blow up!
Sara: Uh oh... I don't feel so good...
Sanji: What the...?
Zolo: Look out! Run away! SHE'S GONNA BLOW!!!
Me: I knew ye well...! *runs away, followed by everyone else but Sara, hide behind a bunch of barrels*
Sara: *says* BOOM!! That was fun! IT'S A DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Day 6: Telling Jokes
Me: So the penguin says that he likes to eat the yellow snow...
Zolo: Uh huh...!
Me: And the polar bear says 'Dude, that isn't lemon.'!
All but Luffy: *burst into laughter*
Luffy: I don't get it. What's so bad about yellow snow?
All: Ugh...
Me: Rachel, YOU tell him! He's YOUR boyfriend!
Rachel: Uh... I'll just tell another joke.
Luffy: Ooh! Ooh! I wanna tell one!
Clarissa: Okay then, Luffy. Go ahead!
Luffy: Knock knock!
Sara: It's a duck!
All: *glare at her*
Nami: Who's there, Luffy?
Luffy: Ach.
Sanji: Ach who?
Luffy: Gazuntite! Hahahahaha!!
All: *laugh a little*
Sara: Knock knock!
Britta: *exasperated* Is it a duck?
Sara: Maybe...
Luffy: *suddenly bursts into laughter*
Me: What the hello?
Luffy: I JUST got that yellow snow joke! The yellow snow was covered in...
All: LUFFY!!!!! *lunge at him to shut his mouth and keep him quiet*
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