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The Top 20 ways to make our next gig at the Black Duck more fun and different than usual: (compiled from our fan base)
20. Set 2: nothing but rap. Jeff puts on a big afro wig, gold chains, and gets jiggy.
19. Glue all mike stands and drum kit to floor. Watch how Herbie reacts at 2am.
18. Change lyrics so that we mention that Brad Pitt-Angelina Jolie kid, Shiloh, in every song.
17. Ro entertains the crowd during breaks with matches and a can of Right Guard.
16. Fire alarm fun. Assuming they work. Assuming the Duck has them to begin with.
15. Ro shows up in a Spiderman costume. When people ask why, he looks mad, stays silent.
14. Drunken blondes do a strip tease while the band plays Tore Down.
13. Wolfie does a strip tease while the band plays Tore Down.
12. Chris shows up dressed like Captain Morgan. Promotes it all night long.
11. Kevin brings his cross-dressing friends; we introduce them as the "Tinn Shackettes" backup singers.
10. Replace drumsticks with celery sticks from the kitchen.
9. Everything Scott says or sings has to be done in a bad Jamaican accent, 'mon.
8. Every other song, we all rotate instruments.
7. After 11pm, Herbie plays bass; Jim collects money at the door.
6. Chris becomes a one-man mandolin-mariachi-maniac at midnight. Goes table-to table, serenading.
5. Halfway through 1st set, Jeff and Abby switch clothes. Jeff wears an Abby wig; Abby wears a Jeff wig.
4. In first break, band builds a fort on the deck out of the stacked tables. Stay put until Herbie drags us out.
3. The lobster game gets broken into; lobsters thrown into the crowd at random.
2. Set 1 inside; Set 2 in the parking lot; Set 3 on the roof.
1. Cup of black coffee for the band on the hour; cup of Jaegermeister on the half hour. All night long.