Me an' mah fancy belt buckle an' flannel.

  Thass right, 2 beers in thet sucker.

Budweiser is not jest a necessity...

  ...its'a fundamental-ity-ness of essentiality.... uh, whut?

  Geo'ge Dubya is mah hero

  One nashun unner Tennessee unner God

  Sippin' on the sizurp
Munchin' on some bag grub

  mah show hen, Mary Swanson, th' love of mah life
-update: i done ett her

  A-YEE-HAAAWWWW

I got a fevah an' th' only prexcripshun is mo'e Bud