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Chad: Half-ton Man, Arnold
Braunsweiger Jill: Chilly

Chad is
one of our trivia hosts. He enjoys eating big blocks of cheese and
summoning the bullfrog that lives under their couch where he sits.
Favorite Quotes: Derka Derka! King of the castle!
Fact: The only person he would cheat on Jill
with is Regis, forget Kelly!
Jill is the leader of our task team. She is psycho about
team meetings and has been known to summon a trapper or two. She also never
wants to sleep during trivia and likes sitting in chairs that have been
farted all up in.
Favorite Quote: I prefer I-HOP over International
House of Pancakes.
Fact: She doesn't enjoy dirty diapers.
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Jesse: The
Goat, Mr. Ed

Jesse is a true turd, He is a has been that won't let go of
his high school sports days.
He also enjoys farting all up in his computer chair.
What a winner!
Favorite Quote: How is you?
Fact: Everyone on the team loves to put his balls in
their mouths, meatballs that is.
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Brent : The Brains, Big Red, Carrot Top

Brent is the technical wizard on the team writing computer
programs to simplify our trivia experience and his sleep deprivation proves
it. There isn't a pepper out
there that Brent hasn't grown or ate.
Favorite Quote:
Hoomph x3, Sweet!
Fact: You can't stop the carrot top!
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LaBrent

What can I say the picture says it all!
Favorite Quote:
I have to tinkle!
Fact: Red is her favorite color. |
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Todd: Mudbutt, Joel's Bitch

Todd Mudbutt was initially the scribe on our team writing
down questions but has recently moved into being one of the key players. Todd enjoys
torturing the ladies with his muscular body and his oversized pickup truck.
Favorite Quote: You say you a gangsta, but you never pop nothin, You
say you a wanksta, then you need to stop frontin.
Fact: He always brings beer with him wherever he goes. |
Brad: Smokey
the Bear, Girlfriend

Brad enjoys smoking cigarettes and showing his hairy chest off to the
ladies. He likes 'em young ladies so Brad's motto is "If they are old enough
to pee, they are old enough for me!"
Favorite Quote: "Oh Snap!"
Fact: He enjoys wearing ladies swimsuits.
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Cory: Corndog

Cory is the younger brother of Chad and Todd. He
enjoys baggin old ladies, groceries that is.
He also likes mini-corn dogs because they remind him of himself.
Favorite Quote: So what she's a fat whale, I live in Amherst!
Fact: The last breast he felt was in a bucket
of KFC, extra crispy!
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Mom: Big Hair Smith, Mushroom
head

Mom (on the right in the picture) enjoys kicking people out of trivia but
still eats their food and drinks their beer when they are gone.
She also refuses to ever cook a meal from scratch (still waiting
about 2 years on that Stew Spice!).
Favorite Quote: Wha Wha Wee Waa Waa
Fact: She can out drink all of her children combined
and proves it with her smelly farts. |
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Kaitlin: Child

Kaitlin is the younger sister of Jesse, Brent and Jill. She
enjoys playing trivia and the boys at her school.; she is a true playa in
the making!
Favorite Quote: Whatever!
Fact: She does not enjoy time traveling.
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Jen: Machine Gun Fingers

Jen is Jesse's fiancé! That alone makes her the luckiest girl in the
world. She can type faster than anyone else in the world, she also checks
her email more than anyone in the world and posts more junk on Face Book
than anyone. Basically she is a freak!
Favorite Quote: Interesting! Veto!
Fact: She threw up when watching the movie Jackass 2! |
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Jimmy: Count
Ratcula, Memphis, The Phi

Jimmy is one of our team mascots. He enjoys
sniffing butts and humping legs. He is gay as hell.
Favorite Quote: Did someone say treat or feet?
Fact: According to him "Butthole, is what's for
dinner!" |
Timmy: The Timminator, Pookie, Sparkle

Timmy is our other team mascot. He enjoys getting pet all
the time and torturing the dog Jimmy.
Favorite Quote: Brrr-rarw
Fact: Timmah enjoys giving the double paw and showing
off his hairy chest. |
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Joel: Joelsama Bin Kalper, Goat, Joey Bear

Joel is a future member of our team. He likes to piss the bed when he is drunk and
enjoys being woken up to a 6 iron in the pooper. He eats more food than a
small African nation.
Favorite Quote: Hold On! and I Kid I Kid!
Fact: He never seems to get older because our ages get
closer and closer every year. |
Uncle Rick:

TBD.
Favorite Quote: Hey man........
Fact: |
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Jenny: The Chef

Jenny is Joel's wife and will also be joining the team at
a later date. She will be sure to keep us all well fed because rumor has it
she is a great cook and Joel's gut is the proof!
Favorite Quote: Like a lion
Fact: She likes things that are abnormally large. |
Payce: Scrumpie,
My Babers

Payce is the newest edition to our family. He is a sheltie
and enjoys eating, fetching balls, and looking cute.
Favorite Quote: Durnt!!
Fact: He has the best butt wiggle on the team. |
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Grandma Frye

Grandma Frye
helps out our trivia team by making sure we are well fed and is
the biggest help because she does the dishes for all of us
slobs!
Favorite Quote: Los Tules
Fact: She has dishpan hands. |
Brianna: Bri

Brianna is our youngest team member. She loves doing
the trivia stone and has to beg our dad to let her stay at trivia longer.
Favorite Quote: Keep the change you filthy animal.
Fact: She is a Brewers fanatic! |
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Uncle Ron: Ronnie, Reggie

We lost our Uncle Ron in 2004 and he will be missed.
He didn't stay at our trivia party very long because he had so many other
parties to attend. The memories of him at trivia and remembering him singing
along to the songs will never be forgotten.
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Stryde: Yank Dog, Yog, Lion

Stryde is gone but not forgotten and is with us in spirit. She
enjoyed rolling in the grass and eating your food if you weren't looking.
Favorite Quote: neeyank
Fact: She liked to snort and roll on the couch |