The Official Six Sigma Black Belt Homepage: REAL ULTIMATE POWER  

The Official SIX SIGMA BLACK BELT Webpage
 


 

Real Ultimate Power



Hi, this site is all about Six Sigma Black Belts, REAL BLACK BELTS.  This site is awesome.    My name is J and I can't stop thinking about Six Sigma Black Belts.  These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
 

Facts:

1.   Six Sigma Black Belts are mammals.

2.   Almost NO Six Sigma Black Belts have real world experience.

3.   The purpose of Six Sigma Black Belts is to sell consulting projects to people.
 

Tools and gear:
 
 

Calculator                                           Beans (to count)
 

Books



Testimonial:
 
 

Six Sigma Black Belts can kill anyone they want!  Black Belts sell consulting projects all the time.  These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time.  I heard that there was this Black Belt who was working with a client.  And when some dude told him that he didn't want to change his processes the Black Belt killed the whole town.  My friend Joe said that he saw an Black Belt totally uppercut some kid just because he tried to sell a consulting job without a sales weasel!

 

And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

If you don't believe that Six Sigma Black Belts have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will get their sales weasel friends and find you!!!  It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

 

Black Belts are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants.  I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart.  These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact.  Black Belts are smart, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet.  I love Black Belts with all of my body (including my pee pee).
 
 

Q and A:.
 

Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about Six Sigma Black Belts?

A: Black Belts are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't know what they're talking about, but on the other hand, they can act knowledgable with ease.


 
 

Q: I heard that Six Sigma Black Belts are always weird.  What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar.  Just like other mammals, Black Belts can be weird OR totally awesome.
 
 
 

Q: What do Black Belts do when they're not selling consulting or changing processes?

A: Most of their free time is spent hanging out with other sales weasels, or telling stories about how they used to be technicians. 
 

Here's me ready to ROCK!!!




Coming Soon: Black Belt Movie Scripts!!!!!

(Not really)



I didn't make this up all by myself. Check out the original:

The Official NINJA Webpage

Clerks would make no money if it wasn’t for their best customer, the Bum

The Official BUM Webpage

Bums would have nothing if it wasn’t for their great friend, the Liquor Store Clerk.

The Official LIQUOR STORE CLERK Webpage


Some fine print: Six Sigma is a trademark and service mark of Motorola Inc. Who knew? Also, this website has nothing to do with my employer, even though they're big proponents of Six Sigma. And, as I said above, I didn't make this up. I am not now, nor will I ever, claim that this is an original idea of mine. Don't belive me? Check this out, then.