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Schiavos Schindlers Scheduled For Family Feud
Hollywood, Florida. (BHN) - Family members from both sides of the world watched Terri Schiavo saga have decided to take their real life family feud to the Game Show Network‘s (GSN.com) Family Feud Show. Returning to host this one time event, Richard Dawson brings his British accent and puckered up lips back to referee the Schiavo’s and Schindler’s in a format that both families agree should “prevent another death in the family!”
Blue Humor News, by way of confidential insiders, was able to track down a video copy of the show and we can tell you that sparks fly and tempers get heated in this ... (Read full story) Aircraft Demolision Derby Sunday
X-treme sports seem to be all the rage in the new millineum and the aircraft community is jumping on the bandwagon. Sunday, at Los Angeles International Airport, runway 3 West will be the site of the first annual "Aircraft Demolision Derby." Participants will taxi and fly their airplanes into each other until only one plane is left flying. This is the same princible as the automobile demolision-derby only with aircraft. Saftey is a big issue and each contestant will be required to have a parachute and firesuit. Planes will only have enough fuel to run their engines for 15 minutes, this to lower the possibility of huge flaming explosions; although promoters are expecting some very big fireworks from this event. Tickets to attend the Derby are currently on sale at TicketMaster and TicketTime outlets for $25 per person, grandstand and festival seating only. Tickets will be available at the gate for $30 per person. All people are encouraged to bring their own protective clothing and fire extinguishers. b3ta |