Chapter 34
January 2005

Visitors to New Orleans often wonder why such a beautiful place was built in a bowl below sea level. This belief is reinforced by standing on the levees and watching the river traffic go by, the ocean-going ships towering over the nearby houses. What the tourists don't know is that New Orleans didn't start out that way.

Bienville had selected the site for the present city because it was the nearest high land to the Gulf along the river. Many parts of modern New Orleans are well above sea level, including the French Quarter and the Garden District. What confuses tourists is that the river seems higher than the city, and they're right. The Mississippi has to be higher than sea level, or it wouldn't flow to the Gulf. But, the river that gave the city its reason for existence has always been its greatest threat.

The Mississippi River is part of the great floodplain of the central part of the North American continent. Streams and rivers feed into the Father of Waters from the Allegany and Appalachian Mountains in the east to the Rocky Mountains in the west. If it rains or snows anywhere in the middle part of the United States, some of that water will flow past Jackson Square on its way to the sea. The rains and snowmelt of springtime raise the river level to dangerous heights, endangering towns and cities all along the Ohio, Missouri, Red and Mississippi rivers. To protect their homes and farms, the people built levees to hold back the water. In the twentieth century, the US Army Corps of Engineers was tasked by the Congress to protect the nation from flooding. The levee system constructed by the Corps remains one of the greatest engineering feats in the history of mankind.

In New Orleans, huge fifteen-foot earthen levees were built on both sides of the river's channel to keep the Mississippi tamed. This proved successful, as only the Floods of 1927 seriously threatened the city. Since then, large emergency river diversion projects were built to prevent the possibility of the river overtopping the levees in the city.

The next major project was to shore up the levees for Lake Pontchartrain. Eventually, both Orleans and Jefferson parishes were protected by a fifteen-foot earthen wall.

Everyone patted themselves on the back for a job well done. Unfortunately, relying on the effectiveness of the levees would have an unforeseen consequence.

~*~*~

Since the BCS came into being, the four big football bowl games were no longer all played on New Year's Day. Since the Sugar Bowl was played inside the Superdome, and the SEC vs. the world format insured a big television audience, the game was usually moved to a following night. This year, the undefeated SEC champion Auburn Tigers would be facing the champion Hokies from the ACC's Virginia Tech on the evening of January 3rd.

Dressed in her best blue-and orange, Gina was screaming "WAR EAGLE!" every chance she got from the balcony of the DGS suite in the Dome. It fell to Will to explain to the out-of-town guests why someone who goes to school on the plains of Auburn and pulled for the Tigers would yell about a bird.

Once the game got started, a defensive battle ensued. The Tigers got the best of it, scoring three field goals before halftime. Coming out of the break, Auburn reeled off a five-minute drive, culminating in a touchdown. Auburn was now up 16 to nothing. That's when it got interesting. The Hokies seemed to wake up at the same time the Tigers got a bit overconfident. The game wasn't in the bag, as Auburn turned over the ball twice and Virginia Tech scored two touchdowns in the fourth quarter, missing one two-point conversion. But the proud men from the plains finally bore down and ran out the remaining two minutes to preserve a 16-13 win and to finish 13-and-0.

"Woo hoo, what a game! We damn near gave it away, but we won!" cried Gina. "How come we can't be the national champion, huh?"

"Because the Number 1 undefeated USC Trojans are playing the Number 2 undefeated Oklahoma Sooners in the Orange Bowl tomorrow night," Will explained as they left the stadium. "Auburn's Number 3 right now; the best they can do is 2."

"Somethin' ain't right with that."

Will was flabbergasted. "Where did you learn to talk like that? You sound like a hillbilly."

"Oops, sorry."

"You've been spending way too much time in Alabama. You're going to turn into a redneck."

"Am not!

"Are so."

"Am not, you rat!!"

~*~*~

Lizzy sat on the couch of her apartment in Metairie, looking once again at the mysterious, beautifully engraved invitation she had received the week before, addressed to Miss Elizabeth Boudreaux & Guest.

His Royal Majesty,
King Epicurean XIX,
Lord Gourmand of the Mystic Krewe of Epicureans,
summons your presence to partake in the misrule & merriment
at his Annual Bal Masque,
to be held on the 8th of January, 2005 at Eight O'clock in the evening
in the Mardi Gras Ball Room, Marriott Hotel, Canal Street.,

Included with the invitation were two call-out cards. Whoever sent it meant to dance with her and her companion (if a female) at the ball.

It was not that she had not heard of the Krewe of Epicureans. She knew it as one of the newer, high-end, non-parading Mardi Gras organizations. She simply had no idea who had sent two invitations to her. She knew Chuck had recently joined, but he claimed he had not sent invitations to anyone. Dr. George Katz expressed his innocence, as well.

Could it be William? If so, why anonymously?

She almost picked up the phone to call him, but she decided against it. What would he say? Could she handle it if he said he hadn't sent it? She would feel like a fool. And if he said yes…

Obviously, this was meant to be a surprise - and a challenge.

All right, then, I'll accept your challenge, Mr. Mysterious.

She stood up and gathered her purse and keys. She had some shopping to do.

~*~*~

Abe wandered into the kitchen, spying Emma sitting at the island, looking through the phone book. "What're you doing, Princess?"

"Looking up a general contractor, Papa. George and I want to do some renovations around here."

"What kind of renovations?"

"Oh, just some minor stuff. We're not happy with our power bill, so we want to put more insulation in." She hoped Abe didn't notice her blush. "And we thought of making your room nicer. New carpeting, add a cable outlet for a TV…"

"TV in my own room?"

"Yes - maybe one of those new flat-panel ones."

"I like that. But why are you wasting your time with the phone book? Why didn't you come to me? I know every decent contractor in town."

"Oh. I didn't want to bother you."

Abe started to grumble as he sat next to her. "Thirty years in architecture, and my own daughter doesn't want to bother with me."

"I'm sorry, Papa. Do you want to help?"

Abe reached over for the phone book. "You just leave this to me, Princess. I'll find you somebody good."

"At the brother-in-law price?"

"Of course. I'll draw up everything, too."

"Now, Papa, George and I have some fairly solid ideas as to what we want done."

Abe held up his hand. "As of now, you're clients, not family. Whatever you want."

Emma smiled and kissed her father's cheek. "Thank you."

Abe turned to her. "Don't mention it. It's the least I can do." He looked closely at her. "You look very happy, Princess."

"I am happy."

"Good. It makes my heart sing."

Emma patted his hand and left to check on the laundry.

"That vacation did you a world of good," Abe added. "You're like a new woman."

Emma was glad her back was turned; otherwise, her father could not help but notice that her face had just turned bright red.

~*~*~

Elizabeth, dressed in a strapless royal blue sequined ball gown, handed the valet at the Marriott the keys to her Honda CR-V. "Well," she said to her companion as she pulled her cream wrap around her shoulders, "let's go in."

Charlotte grinned from ear to ear. "Oh, I've always wanted to go to one of these real Mardi Gras balls! Thanks for inviting me!" She was in purple and gold gown with a purple wrap.

"Don't thank me - thank whoever sent the invite," said Lizzy as they strolled across the lobby to the elevators.

"I'll bet it was Will Darcy," said Charlotte as Lizzy pressed the button to summon the elevator. "The way he was looking at you during the Christmas Party…"

"Now, Char, it could very well be from my brother-in-law, and he wanted it to be a surprise. Besides, Will Darcy wasn't 'looking' at me in any special way at the party."

"If you say so." As the doors of the elevator closed, Charlotte mumbled, "If only somebody would look at me that way." Lizzy gave Char a look and let that go.

The two made their way to the Mardi Gras ballroom. A page, in white tie and tails, asked for their invitations. Glancing at a series of letters and numbers along the bottom, he escorted the two to their seats. Lizzy's nerves, already heightened, began to twitch when she saw their seats - second row, center. Almost the best seats in the house.

William Darcy, if you're behind this, I'll kill you!

"Hey, Lizzy! Wow, you look great!" Lizzy saw her sister in a white gown with gold trim.

"Jane! Look at you!" The sisters discussed their outfits for a moment before Lizzy turned her attention to Chuck. "Thanks for the tickets."

Chuck, dressed in a tux, grinned and held up his hands. "Don't thank me - I had nothing to do with it."

"Then who did?"

Chuck shrugged, but Lizzy wasn't satisfied with his lack of knowledge. Just as a smiling Emma showed up, poured in a red halter and long hair in an up-do, the lights dimmed, warning those gathered that the tableau was about to start. They took their seats, Lizzy between Emma and Charlotte.

"Where's George?" asked Lizzy.

Emma pointed at the curtain closed at one end of the room. "Most of the krewe members are back there."

Chuck leaned over. "A newbie like me sits out here for the first year."

Lizzy nodded and turned her attention to the room. A light projected the krewe's seal onto the curtain. Several other members were standing around, acting as ushers. The room was filled with people; most of those in the lower rows, the "call-out" section, were women. Most wore ball gowns, but some of the younger ladies had dresses that ended at the knee, or much higher. Lizzy sighed - Paris Hilton was having a bad influence on women's fashions.

The lights dimmed and spotlights danced upon the closed curtain. A small band began a short overture, and the curtain opened.

"Ladies and gentlemen," the voice of the Master of Ceremonies filled the hall. "The Mystic Krewe of Epicureans welcomes you to their annual tableau and ball!" There was a burst of applause. "Please welcome the Grande Chef!"

The spotlight pierced the darkness to settle on a point on the back curtain to one side of the dais. The curtain opened and a man trotted out to loud cheers. He was the Grande Chef, the captain of the krewe, the true leader of the organization. He was masked and wore an elaborately flamboyant gold lamé chef's costume, including an oversized toque, or chef's hat, at least four feet tall. Taking center stage, he bowed to the assembled, before making a grand gesture, and the lights went up.

"Welcome to Ingredients of the Imagination!"

Members of the krewe, dressed in cook's jackets, pants and aprons in many colors, began entering the stage from both sides, as the band struck up a Dixieland tune. They ran all about the place, waving at the crowd.

Lizzy leaned over. "Which one's George?" Emma pointed to a reveler in red, an oversized chili on his head. Lizzy laughed. "You match!"

The MC began after the song was over. "And now, please stand for His Royal Majesty, King Epicurean the nineteenth!"

The band played a stately version of "If Ever I Cease to Love" as the curtain opened again and a figure in white sequins strode out. Unlike the Grande Chef or the other members of the krewe, his face was visible underneath the wig and fake beard. He had a crown upon his head, a fur-lined short cape about his shoulders, and held a scepter in one hand, which he waved at his adoring subjects, many of whom were giving him a standing ovation.

Emma leaned over. "That's F. Edward Fitzwilliam, Chairman of the Board of DGS. I'm not supposed to say, because the captain's identity is always supposed to be secret, but he just retired as Grande Chef. He's been running the krewe for years. That's his nephew, Richard, and his wife sitting in front of us."

A knot formed in Lizzy's mid-section. "Really?" She glanced down at the people seated in the first row. "The family's well-liked, aren't they?"

"Yes. The Darcy and Fitzwilliam families were among the founders of Epicureans."

"Oh."

"Why did they start their own krewe instead of joining one of the established ones?" asked Charlotte.

Emma sniffed. "If they did, it's doubtful George and I would be here, except as guests. The Fitzwilliams belonged to other krewes in the past, and the Darcys would have been allowed in because they were related by marriage, despite their upriver roots. However, many of George Darcy's friends and business associates would never be permitted to join. Mr. Darcy didn't like that, and so he talked his in-laws into starting a new krewe."

Lizzy asked, "Is your father a member?"

"No, Papa isn't into all that stuff."

The king took his seat on the throne on the dais, and the MC began introducing the maids. One by one, as the band played, young women in white gowns were escorted by krewe members around the floor. The members were in costumes symbolizing ingredients one might find in a kitchen, such as flour, sugar, and pepper. The audience gave the girls a polite greeting.

"How is it the krewe members are wearing the theme costumes rather than the maids?" asked Lizzy. "That's not how other krewes do it."

Emma nodded. "Yes. Well, the krewe took a page out of the old-line organizations and kept the elegance of the maids in white. I like it. It's not as gaudy as the Super Krewes."

A blonde woman was now being introduced. "Representing Corn is Miss Gina Marie Darcy." A cheer went up from the crowd, and many of the guests gave her a standing ovation. "The daughter of the late George Darcy and the late Anne Fitzwilliam Darcy, she is a student at Auburn University, where she is studying marketing and graphic arts. Miss Darcy is a member of Gamma Gamma Gamma Sorority and has been elected to serve in student government." Lizzy noticed that a few of the ladies in the crowd were wiping away tears.

Emma leaned over as she clapped. "The Darcys are very popular with the krewe. Everybody's been anticipating this night for over five years."

Ever since May of 1999, thought Lizzy. Her eyes turned to the tall man in a gold chief's costume, two large ears of corn attached to the back of his hat like bunny ears. Is that silly person Will? She could not tell, because his face was behind a gold mask.

After the remaining maids had been introduced, two members wheeled in a large, papier-mâché king cake, purple ribbons hanging from its side. The maids were arranged around it, and at the Grande Chef's command, the young ladies pulled at their ribbons. The maid representing Salt waved her ribbon about, a silver bean attached to the end. Her fellow maids rushed to congratulate her as the MC announced that she was the Queen of the Ball.

"It's all pre-selected," whispered Emma. "The queen's family has to pay for the post-ball breakfast, you know. This is all for show."

Lizzy nodded as she watched the brunette have a tiara placed upon her head and a fur-lined cape about her shoulders. Why her? she wondered. Why not Miss Darcy? The new queen was presented by the Grande Chef to her sovereign, who rose from his throne and escorted her about the room to accept the greetings of those attending. They then proceeded to the dais and took their seats upon their thrones, while the maids sat in chairs arranged to either side.

"And now, to begin the ball, Epicurean XIX shall dance with his queen!"

The king and queen rose again and proceeded to the center of the dance floor. The band started again with "If Ever I Cease to Love," but at a more romantic tempo. To general applause the two did a stately waltz about the floor. At the end of the short song, they bowed and curtsied to each other before acknowledging the crowd.

The second dance was for the king and his wife, and the queen and her father. Lizzy noticed that the man dancing with the queen was her original escort. So, is that William in that corn outfit standing behind Miss Darcy?

The king and queen returned to their thrones before the third dance began, this one for the maids. It was a whirl of colors as the young ladies took to the floor with their escorts, some waltzing better than others. Lizzy couldn't take her eyes off Miss Darcy, as her partner guided her expertly in the dance. They were some distance away, but Lizzy could see the joy on Miss Darcy's face.

Everyone cleared the floor for the fourth dance, reserved for the Grande Chef and his wife alone. The krewe once again rose to its feet to cheer their true leader. "I'm just glad that this first one for him has gone so well," said Emma.

"Who is it?" asked Charlotte.

Emma smiled. "I'll never tell, except it isn't George."

It's not hard to figure out, if you know the woman he's dancing with, thought Lizzy.

The MC spoke again. "And now, the first call-out. First call-out, if you please."

Lizzy's mid-section started doing flip-flops as Chuck got to his feet and escorted Jane to the floor. Richard and Olivia remained seated, as they were guests and not members of the krewe. Chuck was approached by the figure in gold, with ears of corn on his hat. Chuck nodded and moved directly to Lizzy.

"Your card, Lizzy?" he asked with a smile.

She fumbled about her clutch purse and withdrew the engraved card. Chuck glanced at it and held out his hand for hers. Lizzy managed to climb down from her seat without falling on her face and walked with tolerable grace to the tall man in gold.

"Sir," said Chuck, barely hiding a laugh, "Miss Boudreaux." The masked man bowed deeply and held out his hand. Lizzy barely managed to curtsy before allowing him to escort her to the edge of the dance floor. Before she knew it, she was in the position to dance as the music of Strauss filled the air.

Lizzy was glad her partner knew the steps and was able to lead her so well. For her part she was ready to collapse on the floor from nervousness. Yet, the man in gold was gentle and firm at the same time, and eased Lizzy's feelings quickly. She could not hold her tongue any longer.

"Will?" she demanded. "Will Darcy - is that you?"

"Excusez-moi? Who is dis Will D'Acy?" the gentleman said in an excruciatingly awful French accent.

"You! Aren't you William Darcy?" She stared at him, but could only make out the dark eyes from behind his mask. She decided to play his game. "Might I be informed as to whom I am dancing with?"

"My name? Mademoiselle, on a night as dis, do names matter? An enchanting jeune femme should have other interests besides such a pedestrian subject as names."

Lizzy giggled at the cheesy accent; the phrase "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries."1 came to mind. "Very well. What shall we talk about?"

"Do you talk while dancing as a rule?"

Lizzy glanced at the other couples. Jane and Chuck were awkwardly moving across the floor, both laughing at their own ineptitude. Meanwhile, Emma and George were locked in an embrace so close Lizzy could feel the heat they generated.

"Indeed. You, for example, might remark upon the music, and then I might observe how fine the dresses are."

The man in gold grunted. "I notice but one dress tonight, mademoiselle."

Lizzy blushed. "And do you like it, sir?"

"Je l'aime beaucoup. Je l'aimerai encore mieux si elle vous était arrachée, ma chère." 2

Before another word could be spoken, the music ended. "Ah, such a pity our time is so short!" He bowed and escorted Lizzy back to her seat. He then dug into a pocket and presented her with a small box. "Thank you for the dance, mademoiselle. Merci beaucoup. A small token of my appreciation." He turned to Charlotte as the MC called for the second call-out. "Mademoiselle?" He held out his hand.

Charlotte giggled as he walked with her to the dance floor, joining Em and George. Lizzy watched until the music started, then opened the box. Inside was a silver doubloon, the crest of the krewe showing.

"Oh!" cried Jane, who was sitting out the dance. "Usually the members give out the bronze doubloons as gifts. The silver ones are special!"

Lizzy closed the box without a sound, a small smile about her lips. She gazed at Charlotte dancing with the man in gold. How is it I always seem to be dancing with you, Will Darcy?

~*~*~

After the second call-out, general dancing was allowed. The band played five songs, and Lizzy had a dance each with Chuck and George Katz. The man she now knew as Will Darcy danced with Jane and Emma before returning to his sister, sister-in-law and aunt. Lizzy notated that Gina shared dances with her uncle the king and her cousin the policeman. Finally, the court took another bow, the curtain was closed and the ball was over. Lizzy was gathering her belongings when Charlotte tapped her shoulder. She looked up to see a now unmasked Will escorting his sister towards the group. She had to bite her lip, for it was the first time she had ever seen him disheveled. He looked younger and happier with his hair uncombed like that. She liked it very much.

Will was beaming. "Hi, everybody. I hope you enjoyed yourselves. We've got to get to the Queen's Breakfast, but before we go, I want to introduce my sister, Gina. Gina, you know George and Emma. Have you met Chuck's wife, Jane?"

"Yes," she said as she shook her hand. "She was my nurse, remember?"

Will slapped his head. "Of course! I'm sorry, Jane."

"Don't worry about it. It was a long time ago. You look lovely tonight, Gina."

"Thank you, Mrs. Bingley."

"Oh, please - Jane is fine."

Will introduced Charlotte, and then turned to Lizzy. "This is Elizabeth Boudreaux."

Lizzy bit her lip, but shook her hand. "I am very pleased to meet you, Gina. Congratulations."

Gina gave Lizzy a strange look, but then broke out into a wide smile. "Thank you, Elizabeth. Or…is it Lizzy?"

"My friends call me Lizzy." She was surprised by the question.

Gina gave Darcy an impish look before returning her attention to lady before her. "All right, Lizzy. I hope you had fun."

"I did, but I would like to thank the person that sent me the tickets, as well." She turned to a red-faced Darcy. "Would you know who that is, Will?"

Will ran his hand though his hair. "Err…umm, that would be me. I hope you liked the surprise."

"I did. Thank you very much."

"I did, too," injected Charlotte.

"Umm, Will," said Richard, one arm around Olivia's waist, "the breakfast starts in a few minutes." As this was the Krewe of Epicureans, the Marriott kitchen went all out for the guests. Eggs Sardou, turtle soup, and grillades and grits, among other delights, awaited them

"Yeah." Darcy cursed his caution. He had played it safe, sending the invitation to Elizabeth and allowing her to decide whether to come. Now it was apparent to anybody with eyes that Lizzy would have accepted a personal invitation as his date. But Will had not the courage to ask earlier, so instead of escorting both Gina and Lizzy to the breakfast, he would be bringing his sister alone.

"Ladies, please excuse us. I hope you will have a safe drive home." They said good-bye in the southern fashion of kissing each other's cheek. As Lizzy leaned in, though, she whispered in his ear.

"Bonne nuit, mon cher ami. Passez une bonne soirée."3

Will started as she pecked his now blushing cheek. She pulled back with mischief in her eyes. "Three years of French at Loyola. Good ni-ight!" She waved her fingers as she turned and walked away.

"What was that all about?" asked an amused Gina, as Richard and Olivia walked backstage. George and Emma tarried a bit to wait for Will and Gina.

"Nothing important," answered a mortified Darcy. Oh, good lord! She had understood him! He was so stunned he forgot his intention to ask her out to dinner the next week.

But, he considered that the night might not have been a disaster. Was she swinging her hips a little more than those high heels warranted? Maybe this night wasn't a wash-out after all.

He felt a slight slap on his back. "You rat! You told me you were inviting someone from work instead of some babe!"

Will grinned at his sister. "Lizzy and Charlotte work at EDNO, and I'm on the board there, so technically I told you the truth."

Gina grunted. "She looks awfully 'babealicious' to me." She grew thoughtful. "So she's the Lizzy Boudreaux."

"Yes. Gina, are you upset? I told you that she retracted…"

Gina put her hand on his arm to cut him off. "Will, it's okay. That was a long time ago. She seems very nice, and I would like to get to know her better." Her face darkened. "Anyhow, who am I to judge someone? After what I pulled?"

Will wrapped his right arm around her shoulders and hugged. "Almost pulled, squirt. Stop beating yourself up over that." He stopped and looked at his sister. "I gotta stop doing that, now."

"Stop doing what?"

"Stop calling you 'squirt.'" He smiled as he looked at her. "You're a beautiful, confident young lady."

"Oh, Will," she gave him a full hug. "I'll always be your little sister."

"Yes, you will. But times change, and we've got to change with them."

"Does that mean I have to stop calling you 'rat'?"

He chuckled. "Well, no, not if I deserve it."

George and Emma had given them some space, but his friend walked back to them. "Will, they're waving everybody in to the breakfast."

"Thanks, George. We'll walk in with you and Em." As they followed the Katzes, Gina leaned in. "So, are you going to see your 'babealicious' colleague again?"

"We'll see, Gina. We'll see." Soon, I hope.

~*~*~

"Okay, Boudreaux - talk!" demanded Charlotte as Lizzy pulled away from the hotel parking lot, breaking into her dreamy recollections of the evening.

"About what?"

"About Will Darcy! I was right about him sending you the invitation. Now, fess up - did you know about it?"

"No." She grinned. "I suspected, but I didn't know."

"And you didn't tell me?"

"Char, I…" Her voice trailed off. She didn't want to go into all her reasons for keeping her suspicions to herself. "I didn't, okay? Can we drop it?"

"Only if you tell me what you said to him as we left. It sounded like French."

Lizzy blushed. "Private joke."

Charlotte narrowed her eyes. It was apparent to her that she wasn't going to get a lot of information out of her friend. "Well…?"

"Well, what?"

"Are you going to see him?" Before Lizzy could respond, she added, "And don't tell me that you don't know or 'I'm fine with the way things are.' Even you could see he was interested in you."

Lizzy bit her lip. "Maybe."

"He should have taken you to the breakfast."

"Maybe he wanted to spend time with his sister." Lizzy realized that Gina must have remembered her from Tulane; she certainly was surprised when she learned her name. Does she resent me? Is that why Will didn't ask her to the breakfast?

"Maybe," conceded Charlotte. "So - the question still stands. Are you going to see Mr. Dreamboat?"

"Does he have to wear the ears?"

"Lizzy…" Charlotte said dangerously.

"If he calls, I'll be very happy to see him again."

Charlotte gave a whoop. "All right! I'll bet he'll call before Monday! Maybe even tomorrow!"

Lizzy wasn't so sure. William was nothing if not deliberate. He might think it over for some time before he made his next move. She might understand him, but that didn't mean she was happy about it. She was tired of waiting.

You threw down the gantlet, Mr. Darcy. Now the ball's in my court. Let's see how you can handle my return.

~*~*~

1 - From Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
2 - "I like it very much. I would like it better torn off of you, my dear."
3 - "Good night, my good friend. Have a lovely evening."


© 2007 Jack Caldwell

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