Chapter 35
January 2005

In the last twenty-five years of the twentieth century, it became apparent that the wetlands of southern Louisiana were receding. Saltwater was intruding closer and closer on the inhabited areas near the coast. This saltwater was killing the marsh. Not only were these fresh- and brackish-water marshes the incubators of the state's all-important fisheries industry, it was also the first wall of protection from hurricane storm surges.

Scientists and environmentalists sounded the alarm and searched for the cause. Most pointed the finger at man. They blamed the canals dug by the oil and gas industry to serve the drilling rigs and to lay pipelines. Others claimed global warming was causing the seas to rise. Projects were demanded and lawsuits were prepared.

Just as the century was ending, the scientific community was taken aback when studies showed what the real cause was. It was man, but not in the way it was originally believed.

Southern Louisiana was built from silt - billions of tons of silt carried from half of the United States and dumped via floodwaters by the Mississippi River. When man moved in and used his engineering genius to tame the raging river, he sharply reduced the threat from floods by his levees. What man forgot was that geologic forces did not stop.

Beneath the water, mud, and soil of this part of the state, the silt deposited by eons of flooding was compressed into rock - sandstone and shale. Geologists knew this, but somehow forgot that it was still going on. Just because flooding had ceased didn't mean gravity stopped doing its job. It turned out that the marshes were not washing away. They were subsiding - sinking - as sandstone and shale continued to be made by compression. The problem was that the replacement silt was now channeled to pour into the dark deep off the continental shelf of the Gulf of Mexico, rather than replenish the marshes of Louisiana.

How could so many learned minds overlook this simple cause of the problem? Scientists didn't stop to consider their own human nature. All people, even scientists, believe the world is perfect as they find it during their lifetime. It's easy to pretend that the forces that created the world - be they evolution, continental drift, geologic forces, or solar activity - have magically ended.

Now that the cause was discovered, the solution was obvious - silt would have to flow again onto the marshes. But was it too late to reverse the trend? Studies were commissioned, and it was soon discovered that, while the situation was dire, it was not hopeless. A river diversion project on the east bank in southern Plaquemine Parish proved that non-stop flooding over a year could make up for decades of mismanagement. The predicament was solvable.

But it would be very expensive. Diversion gates and pipelines would have to be built. Towns such as Lafitte would have to be protected. Lastly, and most costly of all, was the fate of the landowners in the vast Barataria Bay estuary. Some land would have to be sacrificed to save the whole, and property would have to be purchased. Billions would be needed from the Congress of the United States, a Congress that wasn't convinced this was a national priority, despite the efforts of the Louisiana delegation.

Meanwhile, a more immediate crisis surfaced. A routine check of the lakefront levees, using the latest in GPS technology, showed that they weren't uniformly fifteen feet. Some portions had subsided as much as two feet. Obviously, the same forces that had damaged the marshes had endangered the city. Money was diverted from other Corps projects to restore those levees. The new southern levees in Jefferson Parish would just have to wait for funding in the future.

The same technology showed that the city as a whole had subsided. Between the lack of new silt and the lower water table caused by the closure and filling in of navigable commercial waterways through what was now the central part of the city, the average overall elevation of New Orleans had dropped from above sea level to about one-to-two feet below.

No worries, said the Corps. The beefed-up levee system will protect you.

~*~*~

On the Monday morning following the Epicureans Ball, Will Darcy was just sitting down at his desk to review the maintenance reports when his intercom buzzed.

"Yes, Barbara?" he asked his assistant.

"Elizabeth Boudreaux on line one."

Will looked at the phone in surprise. Over the weekend, he had replayed their dance over and over in his head. He was sure that Lizzy had enjoyed herself and his company. Her playful admonition at the end of the ball gave him hope. He had wrestled with himself as to when, not if, to call her. The weekend was too soon, he reasoned, while later in the week was too long. Monday seemed right. He would call her to ask if she had enjoyed herself, and then feel her out through conversation to see whether or not she would be interested in having dinner with him. Phoning her first thing in the morning seemed too eager, so he had planned to call in the afternoon.

And now she was calling him. Was he wrong? Was she upset? Or maybe - she just beat him to the punch? Only one way to find out.

"Thanks, Barbara." Will punched the button for line one. "Hello, Lizzy."

"Hi, Will. I hope I'm not bothering you. I'm calling for a couple of reasons. First, I want to thank you so much for inviting me to the Epicureans Ball. I had a wonderful time. Oh, and before I forget, Charlotte thanks you, too."

Will could tell from her voice that she was smiling - smiling that bewitching smile he had admired so many years ago. "It was my pleasure, Lizzy. I enjoyed myself, too." He decided to let the French incident lie; no sense bringing that up again - at least, not now.

"I'm glad you did, because I want to repay you by asking you to have lunch with me."

Would this woman ever cease to amaze him? "I'd…I'd like that very much. When would you want to do this?"

"How about Wednesday?"

Darcy checked his schedule. "No, I'm afraid Wednesday's booked. How about Thursday?"

"Oh, later in the week's not good for me."

"Well, darn." He returned to his calendar. "When are you free next week?"

There was a pause. "Umm…I know this is last minute, but are you free today?"

Will started. Today? He looked at the schedule. "We're in luck - I'm completely at your disposal."

"Oh, good!"

"Shall I meet you in the lobby of your building?"

"That would be just fine. Say a quarter of twelve?"

"I'll see you then, Lizzy."

"Bye, Will."

Will hung up his phone and sat back with an amazed look on his face.

Well, I'll be damned.

~*~*~

It was seldom cold in Louisiana; but, when it was, the high humidity made it unbearable. William decided to drive the ten blocks to Elizabeth's office building rather than freeze in the breezy mid-thirties outside. He parked in the garage and was in the lobby five minutes early. He took a seat in one of the upholstered chairs, preparing himself for his lunch date.

Remember, you have a hard time reading Elizabeth. Let her take the lead. Don't push, but be open. See what happens. And whatever you do, don't screw it up!

He couldn't know that Elizabeth was having a similar conversation with herself in the elevator.

He teased me at the ball - that's a good thing, right? So, maybe he's still interested in me. Don't go all gooey and silly. Wait for the right opportunity to apologize. Then we'll see what we'll see. Oh, my nerves!

Lizzy walked out of the elevator and scanned the lobby for William. She saw him almost immediately, sitting comfortably in one of the armchairs, wearing a charcoal gray overcoat over a black suit. She swallowed and approached him with a cheerful smile.

"Hi, Will! Have you been waiting long?"

Will leapt to his feet. "No, I just got here." He smiled at her for a moment. "Well, where shall we go?"

Lizzy gazed at the cold, damp weather outside with disappointment. "Would it be all right if we had lunch here? The cafeteria upstairs isn't too bad."

"I'll take your word for it. Lead the way." The two walked to the elevators, Will removing his overcoat as he walked. A car opened just as they approached. "Must have seen you coming," Will remarked.

They had the car to themselves and as they rode to the upper floor Lizzy explained that, while the cafeteria was provided by the insurance company that took up most of the building, it was open to all. "We're really lucky to have it, especially on days like this."

"Do you eat there often?"

"Maybe once a week. I meet Mari there a lot. She works here, you know. Sometimes Char joins us."

"But not today."

Lizzy smiled. "No, not today."

The door opened, and they joined the lunchtime crowd. Will got a plate of the traditional Monday special of red beans and rice, while Lizzy helped herself to the salad bar. Grabbing a couple of iced teas, they were soon at the check-out line.

"My treat, remember?" Lizzy said as she pulled out her wallet.

"You got it," Will responded. This time.

They were able to find a table next to the bank of windows that overlooked Poydras Street. "What a lovely view of the rain," Lizzy laughed.

"Ugh. Glad we decided to stay here."

"How are the red beans?"

Will tasted the concoction of creamy beans, smoky sausage, and white rice. "Not bad, but it needs a bit of hot sauce."

"We have a lot of visitors here from out of town, so the food's a little on the bland side."

"No big deal, as long as we have this," Will said as he liberally sprinkled his plate with Crystal cayenne pepper sauce that he grabbed from the table. He tried it again. "Ah, that hits the spot."

Lizzy munched her salad. "I like Crystal better than Tabasco; it's easier to control. You can use too much Tabasco real quick."

"Yeah, but they taste different. Gotta have Tabasco with my oysters."

"What's your favorite place to get oysters?"

Will thought for a moment. "Acme Oyster House is pretty consistent. But for charbroiled oysters, I go to the source."

"Drago's!" they said in unison.

"Those are SO good, I could eat a dozen all by myself," Lizzy cried.

"I HAVE eaten a dozen all by myself," Will admitted, "and a dozen raw to chase them down." He patted his midsection. "Not too often, mind you."

They talked of their favorite seafood haunts for a couple of minutes while they ate. Nothing unusual about that - in New Orleans, it was perfectly suitable luncheon conversation to talk about where one ate the day before and to discuss where one would have dinner later. In most parts of the world, people ate to live, but in the Big Easy, the residents truly lived to eat.

After exhausting the subject, Will asked, "So, did you have a good time at the ball?"

"Oh, yes. It was very nice of you to invite us, especially on such a night." At his quizzical look, she added, "It was a big night for your family, with your sister on the court and your uncle as king."

"Oh, that. Well, yes, I'm glad you got to share in that. It was a big night for Gina."

This gave Lizzy the opportunity to find out the answer to the question that had been bothering her. "She seems to be a very nice girl. You must be proud of her."

"Yes, I am. Except for the Fitzwilliams, she's the only family I have. We're very close."

How close? Does she know about me? About what I wrote? "Thank you for introducing us."

Will smiled. "You're welcome, but I was glad to have Gina meet my friends."

Friends. The word was like a happy bubble in Lizzy's throat. "Was she disappointed that she wasn't picked to be queen?"

Will's eyebrows went up a fraction. "Oh, no. In fact, if you want to know the truth, she let Uncle Edward know that she wasn't interested in being queen."

"Really? Isn't that why people join krewes, for the opportunity of having their daughters on the court, or be crowned queen?"

"Yeah. Dad always wanted Gina to be a part of the krewe if that's what she wanted. But Gina didn't need to be queen, you know what I mean? Several of the girls on the court went to school with Gina, and she knew a couple of them wanted to be queen badly. Their folks were in the krewe as long as us Darcys; they had just as much right as Gina did. So, Gina let it be known she wasn't interested."

"Do you think she might have decided differently if your dad… Oh! I'm sorry!"

Will's expression was undisturbed. "It's okay. I can talk about him." He thought for a second. "She might have done it for Dad."

"You were really close to your father."

"Yeah. I don't think a day goes by when I don't miss him. I see something, and wish he were there so we could talk about it. Take the last Sugar Bowl. He would have loved watching Gina go all War Eagle-nuts over Auburn as they played Virginia Tech. I could just hear him chuckling in that kind, loving way of his."

Lizzy's heart was in her mouth. She felt that she had to reinforce the apology in her letter, and now was the opportunity to do it. She reached over to Will, her fingers just brushing his. He glanced up in surprise, his dark eyes filled with wonder. She tried to form the words.

"William…"

"Hi, Lizzy! Mind if I join you? WHOA! Will!"

The two turned to see Marianne, a tray in her hands, standing not five feet away.

"Hello, Mari," said Will. Lizzy was unable to say anything, vacillating between annoyance and relief at her friend, realizing that the perfect time to have a very uncomfortable talk with Will had come and gone.

"You guys are having lunch together?" Mari's eyes were as big as saucers.

"Yeah." Will turned to Lizzy, an eyebrow raised. What do we do?

Lizzy smiled sheepishly and shrugged. "Why don't you join us, Mari?"

"Thanks, but I don't want to disturb you." A nervous grin threatened to break out.

"It's okay," Will assured her. "Grab a seat."

"All right," Mari responded. She took a seat next to Lizzy, across from Will. "So, what's the occasion?"

Will grinned, showing his dimples. "Lizzy invited me to lunch."

"It's to say thank-you for the invitations to the Epicureans Ball last week." Lizzy was trying hard not to notice those dimples, as they seemed to have the same effect on her as they did in college.

"Oh, boy. Do I feel like a third wheel," Mari complained. "I should get another table."

"Nonsense. We're just friends having lunch. Right, Will?" Lizzy couldn't help but bite her lip.

Will noticed the gesture, and had to fight the urge to laugh. "Of course. It's great to see you again, Mari."

"Well, if you guys are all right about this." She smiled. "So tell me all about the ball!"

Lizzy complied, and the next fifteen minutes were spent in rehashing the events of Friday night. As Lizzy went into great detail over Will's Monty Python routine, Mari laughed so hard she was sure the eyes of everyone in the cafeteria were on her.

"You didn't!" Mari spurted. "Did you?"

Will scowled at her. "You don't believe it? 'I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty-headed, animal food trough wiper! Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!'1" Mari lost it again, and Lizzy almost fell off her chair.

The three recited their favorite lines from the Monty Python troupe, and Lizzy wiped her eyes after Mari's rendition of "The Lumberjack Song."2

Mari blushed. "Okay, now that I've thoroughly embarrassed myself in front of all my co-workers, rescue me by telling me more about the ball,"

"Well, I got to meet Will's sister, Gina."

Mari tried to hide her surprise. "Wow. Sounds like a night. I wish I'd seen tall, dark, and handsome here with corn for ears."

"I can be hired," Darcy said dryly. "I'm available for weddings, birthdays, and bar mitzvahs."

"I'll remember that for the wedding."

Lizzy turned to Mari. "By the way, since you've got two of the wedding party here, how's the planning going?"

"Fine. We've booked Chris' family's church in Lafayette for Saturday, August 27. We'll have a rehearsal late on Friday the 26th. Still looking at dresses. And, of course, there's the pre-marriage class." She frowned. "You Catholics are sure making it hard for a body to get married."

"Suck it up," Will said good-naturedly. "No jumping-over-the-broomstick for us."

Lizzy asked, "Do you have to take the classes in Lafayette?"

"No, that's one relief. We got permission to take 'em here in New Orleans. We start next week."

Lizzy faked a pout. "Let's get to the important stuff. What about the bridesmaid dresses?"

Mari smiled. "When I pick my dress, then we'll pick yours."

"But what about the color?"

"Don't worry. You'll like it."

"Good."

"I'm thinking orange."

"Orange! Mari!"

"Chartreuse?"

Will glanced at his watch. "As much as I would love to watch the cat fight about to break out, I've got to go. Conference call in about a half-hour. Mari, it was great to see you." He got to his feet, his eyes on Lizzy. "Lizzy, thanks for lunch. I owe you."

Lizzy also got to her feet. "No, it was my pleasure."

"Nevertheless…" he took a breath, "will you have dinner with me?"

Lizzy blinked. Will's asking me on a date? Breathe, Lizzy! "I'd…I'd love to! When?"

Mari sat frozen to the spot as she witnessed the interaction. She couldn't decide whether to jump up and scream for joy, or to slide under the table in mortification.

Will released the breath he was holding. "Saturday night?"

Lizzy's face fell. "I can't! I'm leaving in a couple of days for Washington, DC, to help with the Mardi Gras Ball."

"I thought the Washington Mardi Gras Ball was next week."

"It is. But Carl, Eddie, and I thought we'd get in a little lobbying for Federal City and the National Finance Center while we're up there. Are you going?"

"I can't - I've got too much on my plate."

"How about after I get back?"

Mari looked on in amusement as the two techno-nerds dug out their BlackBerries. "No good," said Will, as he managed the little screen. "I've got to fly to Asia on a sales trip. Then, as soon as I get back, I'm taking Gina to Vail over Carnival."

Lizzy looked at her PDA with disappointment. "Then I'll have to take a rain check until after Mardi Gras."

"I'm sorry, Lizzy. Look, I'll make it up to you."

A small smile broke out on Lizzy's face. "Really?"

"Yeah. How about Emeril's after I get back? I'll get a nice table."

She raised an eyebrow as she grinned. "All right - as long as it's a nice table."

Will smiled at her teasing. "I gotta go. Can I send you an email?"

"Sure." She lifted her cheek to be kissed. As soon as it was done, she wished she had been bolder and offered her lips instead. "I'll walk you out. Mari, I'll be right back."

"Go, go! Don't mind me!" Mari cried, holding back the giggle in her throat.

Will insisted on carrying her tray, so Lizzy walked beside him. They delivered the trays to the drop-off station and Lizzy escorted Will to the elevators. She thought she would have the chance to speak to him, but the waiting area was crowded.

The down arrow lit up and the doors opened. "Will," Lizzy said, "thank you for joining me on such short notice."

Will's smile was relaxed, but his eyes were not. "Any time, Lizzy. I'm looking forward to dinner."

Lizzy gave in to the impulse and reached up to kiss him on his left dimple. Will's eyes were wide open as she pulled back. "Bye," she said.

Will touched his cheek, a smile dancing on his surprised face. "Bye," he answered as he got on board the elevator. They locked eyes as the doors shut.

Mari looked up to see a very happy Lizzy return to the table. "Oh, Lizzy, I'm SO sorry about horning in on your date!"

"That's all right, Mari."

Mari smiled. "Well, I think it turned out okay. You look pleased with yourself!"

Lizzy grinned. "I am."

~*~*~

Lizzy checked her email account upon her return to her desk.

To: eboudreaux@edno.org
From: wgd@deltaglobalshipping.com

Lizzy,

Just a note to let you know how much I enjoyed lunch and being with you. Good luck in DC and I'll see you after I get back from CO.

Will

PS - My personal email is willtulane@cajunnet.net

PPS - I owe you something. :)

-------

Sent by BlackBerry at 1305 CST

Her coworkers were surprised to hear a whoop of joy from Lizzy's office.

~*~*~

Rabbi Tuckmann's office was large enough for a sofa on the far side from his desk. Although his secretary accused him of using the sofa for the occasional afternoon nap, it was intended for the people who came to him for counseling. George Katz, however, preferred to use one of the armchairs next to it.

Tuckmann quickly glanced at his notes. This was George's second visit, and the first without his wife.

"So, how are things, George?" he asked.

"Good. Everything's fine." George sat upright, his hands clenched in his lap.

"Good." Tuckmann made a note. "And everyone at home?"

"Much better," George admitted. "Emma's much happier. We're talking more, like we haven't done in years."

"And how does that make you feel?"

"Me? Good. I mean, Emma's happy; I'm happy. Isn't that the way it's supposed to be?"

"Do you think so?"

George sighed. He hated these therapist games. "Yes, that's what I want out of my marriage."

Tuckmann wrote again, and George resisted the temptation of reaching over and grabbing the notebook out of his hands. "And Abe?"

George blinked. "Umm…Abe is…Abe. The same."

"Really?"

George thought. "No, that's not quite true. He's been very involved in the renovations. Drawing up the plans, working with the contactors. It's like…" his voice trailed off.

"Yes?"

"It's like how he was before he got sick. Engaged - involved." He grinned. "He's been pretty good during this whole thing with all the workers in the house tearing things up. He hasn't complained a bit."

The rabbi checked his notes. "Are you getting out of the house more?"

"Yeah. Last Saturday we - Emma, Abe and I - went to an RV show." He chuckled. "Never in a million years would I have thought I'd go to an RV show. Emma's idea of roughing it is to drive a subcompact to the Ritz. But we had a blast. Abe was all over those things. He couldn't believe how much the designers could cram into a motor home or a fifth-wheel. You know, we saw one fifth-wheel that had a real, operating fireplace. Can you believe that?"

"Sounds like you had a good time."

"We did. Course, we'll never buy one of those things, but…" he looked out the window, "it's good to get out of your comfort zone, you know what I mean?"

"Yes, I do."

"Next week, Emma and I are going to do something, just by ourselves this time. We've both lived around here all our lives, yet we've never visited the plantation houses up the river. So, we're going on a road trip, playing tourist in our own back yard. We're going to spend the night at Nottoway Plantation and Inn over in White Castle."

"That's a beautiful place. Any issues over leaving Abe alone?"

"No. Things went well over Christmas. Mrs. Taylor stopped by every day to make something for him to eat. We'll do the same thing this time."

"Have you resolved your worries over money?"

"Trying to. The trip to St. Martin and the renovations cost plenty, and I don't like our savings depleted to such an extent…but…" he sighed, "having Emma back, the way she was when we got engaged…" He smiled. "I've got the rest of my life to make money, right?"

Rabbi Tuckmann smiled as he nodded. "I believe that's all for today. Shall we make it the same time next week?"

~*~*~

1 - from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
2 - "The Lumberjack Song" by Terry Jones, Michael Palin, and Fred Tomlinson.


© 2007 Jack Caldwell

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