Chapter 42
July 2005

The Fourth of July was disrupted by the approach of minimal Hurricane Cindy. The Category 1 storm came ashore July 5/6 near Grande Isle, causing no damage.

The Cat 3 storm on its heels was not so benign and had a very familiar nickname. Dennis was indeed a menace as it revisited destruction on July 10 to the Panhandle of Florida that was still reeling from Ivan the year before. The nation wondered if 2005 was going to be another Summer of Storms for the Sunshine State.

~*~*~

In Louisiana, like many places in the United States, there is a tradition for men to celebrate the impending marriage of one of their fellows by drinking too many alcohol beverages and ogling naked women. The places of business that cater to this type of activity are known by several names: adult cabarets, gentlemen's clubs, strip joints, or nudie bars. There, women between the ages of eighteen and forty entertain the clientele by dancing badly on stage to loud music while removing their clothes. The amount of clothes removed depends on local ordinances and customs. Most establishments of this kind in Louisiana limit the performers to topless dancing, keeping on their thongs or g-strings. Some require pasties upon the nipples. Few are fully nude clubs.

However, this is not how the exotic dancers, as they prefer to be called, make their money. After a three- or four-song set, the dancers work the patrons, asking for private dances. Surprisingly, the quality of the dancing has little to do with the earnings of a dancer. Rather, if they can successfully chat up the regulars and guests, they can bring home over $500 a night.

Establishments, such as Aphrodite's Dreams in Metairie, have small private rooms for table and lap dances, and larger ones for special events, like bachelor parties. That was where Will Darcy found himself on a hot July night, along with Chuck Bingley, John Buford, George Katz, Mike Breaux, and the guest of honor, Chris Breaux.

"So, why did we pick this place?" Will asked Chuck.

"A co-worker suggested it," Chuck replied. "He had his cousin's bachelor party here and said it was great."

"How bad can it be?" Buford chimed in sarcastically. "Expensive drinks, naked women. A good time to be had by all."

At that moment, the manager of the club, a heavy-set, middle-aged man with a goatee, came in with a scantily dressed waitress. "We all set, gentlemen?"

"Yeah," answered Mike Breaux. "We got two dancers, right?"

"Yep. Got a real nice act for you. They've been workin' together for the last couple of months. Very hot. We'll have the waitress take care of your drink order, an' the girls'll be here in about ten minutes. Y'all enjoy yourselves, gentlemen, and thank you for patronizing Aphrodite's Dreams."

The club was pushing champagne, but this was a beer crowd. After the drinks were served, a couple of lights came up in the low-lit room, and from the speakers a voice said, "And for your pleasure, Aphrodite's Dreams presents Sugar and Spice!"

The door opened and two young women came in, both masked. One was blonde, wearing bright pink lacy lingerie with white thigh-high stockings, boa, and high heels. Her partner was a brunette in black leather and garters. The blonde's mask was silver and the brunette's was red. They struck a pose, the brunette behind the blonde.

"Good evening," said the brunette in a low voice, "I'm Spice."

"And I'm Sugar!" cried her partner in a higher tone.

"And we're here to entertain you!" they said in unison.

An up-tempo techno dance song came on, and the two began gyrating together. Spice was slim and tall, while Sugar was petite and voluptuous. Their hands moved sensuously over each other as their hips moved in time with the music.

William was certainly no regular patron of gentlemen's clubs, but he could not find the writhing the two considered dancing in any way enticing. It seemed rather silly. However, he noticed that at least one of the party seemed to enjoy the display. Mike Breaux was shouting encouragement to the pair, along with rather lewd suggestions as to how to improve the performance.

The song ended as the two ripped the masks off each other. Sugar's long hair partially obscured her face, while Spice's sharp features were in full view. Another song started and Spice began dancing solo. She pranced before the assembled men flashing her smallish breasts. She twirled on her heels, holding her bra high above her head. She finished her dance in Buford's lap.

"Are you the guest of honor?" she asked, her breasts heaving.

"Umm…no, ma'am. That would be that gentleman," he pointed out Chris.

She got to her feet. "Too bad." She walked over to Chris and leaned over, giving him a very good view of her trim body and perky breasts. "Don't worry, baby," she crooned, "you're gonna have a good time tonight!"

With that, she returned to Sugar. It was now time for her solo striptease. It was quickly apparent to Will that Sugar was less experienced than her partner; her moves were more forced. She made up for it with her curvier body and wide smile. When her top came off, there was applause from more than one of the audience. She strutted her stuff before the assembled men, taking time to shake her goods for each and every one of them.

Will was experiencing a strange feeling of déjà vu as he watched Sugar's dance, when the girl did something strange. She paused before Chuck Bingley for a moment, and then quickly turned her back to him, wiggling her ass in his face. Will, over to the side, could see that her face was slightly panicked.

She ended her dance and quickly returned to Spice's side. She whispered something in her ear, and Spice nodded. Sugar rearranged her hair to fall over her face as Spice spoke to the group.

"I understand someone's getting married." The men laughingly gestured to Chris. Spice whispered something to Sugar, to which she nodded, and the brunette turned back with a grin on her face. "The rules are simple, boys - no touching or the show's over. No hands, arms, or lips, okay? Just relax, and enjoy the show."

She moved to Chris. "Hmm…I don't know if you can handle me," she said as she stroked his face. "I'll let Sugar do you." She looked at Darcy and then Chuck. "Now, you…" she moved to Bingley, "you wanna lap dance, baby?"

Before he could answer, the music started again. Spice turned away from Chuck and began moving her hips in a seductive way. She stuck her thong-covered ass in Chuck's face before slowly sitting down on his lap, facing away from him. She was undulating in Chuck's lap, leaning back against his chest. Chuck's face was getting red, which delighted almost everyone.

Meanwhile, Sugar started to perform a lap dace on Chris. Her moves were similar to Spice's, but she seemed to keep her face turned towards Will, and away from the others. For his apart, Chris stared straight at the ceiling, trying to ignore the topless girl in his lap and the crude outbursts of his brother.

Will had to admit that the initial strip-tease of the girls had affected him, but as the performance went on, he became rather detached. He found that it got boring after a while, so to pass the time he began to analyze the difference between the two girls' techniques.

Spice was definitely the more seasoned of the two, he thought, as her movements were relaxed and unforced. As for Sugar…

Just as he turned his glance to the buxom blonde, he noticed her eyes looking into his. Familiar eyes. He started. Eyes that he had seen before.

Elizabeth's eyes.

Sugar saw the shock of recognition and broke eye contact. Her moves became even more jerky and nervous. Will began examining her face and body in earnest, trying to remember where he had seen her before, and trying to figure out why she looked like his Elizabeth.

She was not Elizabeth, of course. A mere glance told him she was shorter and duskier, in spite of the blonde dye job. He knew she wasn't a true blonde by her eyebrows. Lizzy had gorgeous chocolate brown tresses. No, this young woman's hair was really a mousy brunette, about the color of…

Will started again. He remembered a group of photos lovingly displayed on a wall by a grieving mother.

He knew who she was.

Immediately, Will put on his most placid and disinterested face. The last thing he wanted to do was to let Sugar know he was on to her. He idly watched the two performers complete the lap dances and joined in the applause.

"Hey, how 'bout some action here?" demanded Mike.

The girls performed their last lap dances on Mike and Buford, after Will declined Spice's offer. At the end of the set, Spice collected the tips as Sugar gathered their discarded clothing. Bras back on, the two exited the room.

The group wandered into the main room to share a last beer. The guys swapped stories of wild stag parties in the past, while Will kept a lookout for either Spice or Sugar, a plan forming in his mind. Finally the beers were done, the tab was settled, and Chris and Chuck announced that they were taking off.

Mike started complaining about how the group had turned into a bunch of "pussy-whipped faggots" for wanting to call it a night. "Me and Will ain't gotta worry 'bout no wife," he cried as he dropped an arm around Darcy's shoulder. "Let's close this sucker down, bro!"

Will started to become anxious, as his plans were dependent upon being alone. Fortunately, Chris came to his rescue. "Mike, you came with me, and your ride is leaving. Don't worry, there's a bar having ladies night just down the street from my apartment."

"Well, shit, why didn't you say so? I'm tired o' payin' ten bucks for a beer, anyhow. You comin', Will?"

Will begged off, and followed the crew to the parking lot. He purposely delayed, following the Breauxs to Chris' SUV and taking his leave of them. By the time he was moving towards his BMW, the others were pulling out of the parking lot. Still, Will sat in his car and counted to one hundred before returning to the club.

~*~*~

The dancer known as Sugar was backstage, freshening up her makeup, when the manager stuck his head into the dressing room.

"Hey, Sugar, got a live one for ya in room three. Solo. Asked for you particular."

"What's he look like?" she asked, hoping he didn't have spiky blonde hair.

"White - dark-haired - dresses well. Got money."

She looked at Spice. "Go on, honey, I'll be on stage," Spice reassured her.

Sugar nodded and adjusted her costume. She gave Spice a kiss and left for her appointment. She walked through the club to room three, declining a couple of offers for drinks. She nodded at the bouncer, stationed near the private rooms for the dancers' protection, and then entered the room.

The space was dark and sparse - only a couple of chairs lit by low, indirect light. The dance music filtered in through the walls. She saw her customer sitting back in one of the chairs, his legs crossed.

"Hey, honey," Sugar said as she crossed to the speaker control. "Want me to dance for you?"

"No, thank you," said the man. "I just want to talk to you."

Sugar shrugged. It wasn't an unusual request; some of the customers were very lonely and only wanted a pretty, half-dressed girl to talk to them for a half-hour to feel wanted and appreciated. It was one of the bigger surprises Sugar had when she entered the business. She had thought the guys would only be interested in her tits, not her time. She walked over and took a seat next to him.

"Did the bouncer explain the rules?" she asked.

"Yes, he did."

Sugar peered at him. "Weren't you part of the bachelor party earlier?"

"Yes. My name's Will."

She stuck out her hand. "I'm Sugar. Glad to meet you, Will. What brings you to Aphrodite's Dreams?"

"Originally, to celebrate my friend's upcoming marriage. But now, I wanted to spend some time with you."

"Umm…you know we don't date the customers."

"Yes, I know. I've got a girlfriend."

"Okay. You want me to take off my top?"

"Whatever you're comfortable with."

Sugar pulled off her bra. "You want something to drink, Will?"

"I could use a beer. Get yourself something, too."

Sugar got up and ordered a draft and a diet lemon-lime over the intercom. She had learned from Spice that it was a bad habit to drink while working - it was easier to stay in control if you were sober. She returned to Will and made small talk while waiting for the drinks. He talked about his job - he was in shipping, he said - and his lack of experience in places like Aphrodite's Dreams. A soft knock on the door signaled the waitress. Sugar took the drinks, and by the time she got back, she saw that Will had placed a hundred dollar bill on the table.

Sugar glanced at the money, and then looked Will in the eye as she handed him his beer. "Uhh…honey, we can close out your tab later."

"This isn't for the tab - it's for you."

Sugar got nervous. "Will, I don't know what you're expecting, but…"

"Nothing but your time, Sugar. It's a tip."

"Thanks. Just want there to be no misunderstanding." Sometimes the new customers thought the girls did a lot more than dance topless. While the vast majority of the dancers weren't prostitutes - it was a good way of getting yourself banned from the good clubs - it wasn't unheard of that a girl might get desperate enough to pull the odd trick every now and then or attach herself to a "special friend." Sugar had never been in that situation, and as long as Spice was there to help, she never would be.

Will took a sip of his beer. "So tell me about yourself. How did you get into dancing?"

Sugar took a sip of her soft drink through the stirrer-straw. With a lime in it, the customers thought it was a gin and tonic. "I was like getting out of a bad relationship, y'know? I was looking for a place to crash, and I walked into this bar in the Quarter. Only, I didn't know what kinda bar it was, you know what I mean?"

"No, not really."

She laughed. "It's not the kinda place you take the tourists, unless they're from San Francisco, comprende?"

"Oh, I see."

"Well, anyway, I'm getting all these dirty looks from the regulars when I meet Spice. She really helped me outta a jam; she put me up and got me my audition. So, here I am."

"An exotic dancer."

"Yep."

"How come you didn't just go home?"

"This is my home, Will."

"You have another home, Lydia."

Sugar started. "What did you call me?"

Will Darcy looked her full in the face. "Lydia Boudreaux, you have a home in Chackbay. I've been there - I've seen it."

Lydia leaned back in her chair as fear gripped her. "Who…who are you?"

"My name's Will Darcy." He placed his business card on the table. "I know who you're running from, Lydia."

"I'm not running from anybody."

"Yes, you are. You're running from Greg Wickham and for a good reason. My cousin's on the NOPD - I know all about Wickham."

"How do you know so much about me?"

"I'm dating your sister."

Lydia thought about that. Jane's married, and Mary's dating Bubba, last I heard… "Lizzy? You're dating Lizzy?"

"That's right. I've been to your parents' house. Your family's really worried; there's a missing persons alert out for you."

Suddenly, Lydia felt exposed. She retrieved her bra and put it back on before she answered him. "I was right," she said to herself. "That was Chuck out there tonight."

"Yes, it was."

"Oh, god."

"I don't think he recognized you."

"Thank god for that." She chuckled. "I almost did a lap dance on him, did ya know that? Shit, how would that have gone over?"

"Not too well."

"How'd you recognize me?"

"The blonde hair threw me off, but your eyes - they look like Lizzy's."

"You were looking at my eyes? Crap, I gotta work on my routine."

Will grinned. "Wouldn't have helped."

She stared at him. "Sounds like you've got it bad for my sister."

"I'm not here to talk about my love life, but about your life. Lydia, you should go home."

"No, I can't!" She grew agitated. "You don't understand…"

"Lydia, your mother has built a shrine to you in her living room! You can't let your family remain in that much pain any longer."

Lydia shook her head. "No…no I can't… You better leave."

Will realized he wasn't getting anywhere. "Okay, calm down. I'll leave - and keep my mouth shut - under one condition."

"What's that?"

"You meet me in a public place where we can continue this discussion."

"Why would I wanna do that?"

"One - because Wickham is still out there. Whether you believe it or not, Lydia, you're in danger. Two…" he pulled out another hundred, "there'll be three more of these waiting for you." He placed the bill on the table next to the first. "Five hundred dollars - two now, three later."

"Just to meet with you. How do I know I can trust you?"

"You don't. Any more than I can trust you to show up. Fair?"

"Yeah, that's fair. Where and when?"

"Are you working tomorrow?" At her nod he said, "Then we'll meet on Sunday. Do you know where the Morning Call is?"

"Behind Lakeside Mall? Yeah, I know it."

"Are you up by the afternoon? Can you meet me there at, say, three o'clock?"

The girl nodded again and Darcy got to his feet to leave. Just as he reached the door, he turned. "Don't be late, Miss Boudreaux. Because at five minutes after three on Sunday, I'm calling my cousin on the force just before I call your family. Good night."

Without waiting for a response, Will left the room, settled his bill as quickly as he could, and left the depressing place.

~*~*~

It was after midnight when Chuck pulled into the driveway of his beloved home near Covington. He quietly let himself into the darkened house and tiptoed to his bedroom. He stopped when he saw a sliver of light from beneath the bedroom door.

Opening it, he beheld Jane sitting up in bed, reading a book, a lamp lit on the bedside table. She glanced up at her husband's entrance.

"So, how'd it go?" she asked as Chuck approached her side of the bed.

"Fine. Chris' brother, Mike, got two dancers." He leaned down to give Jane a kiss. She lifted one hand to pull his head closer, while placing the book away with the other.

"Mmm…were they pretty?"

"They were okay."

"Did they get all nasty? Did they give lap dances, like they do on TV?" she referred to an HBO show.

"Yes, they did," he grinned.

"Did you get all excited, Chuck?" She groped him with her other hand. "Oh! I see you did!"

"It wasn't them, honey. I kept imaging it was you doing it."

"Really?" her eyes sparkled. The sheet covering her upper chest slipped away, revealing her lack of a nightgown. Marriage was full of surprises for Chuck Bingley. One of the more pleasant ones was learning that his angel of a wife slept au naturel. Jane loved the feel of cool linen against her skin, and Chuck loved knowing he was sleeping with a naked woman every night. It made things easy when the urge was upon one of them, as it was tonight. Chuck chuckled as he removed his shirt, while Jane unfastened his trousers.

"My goodness, Charles! You drove all the way home in this state?" she said seductively. "This appears to be a dangerously chronic condition! You need intense treatment right away." With a smile, the lovely nurse applied the "treatment" topically with her hands and mouth.

Within moments, Chuck joined his wife on the bed, giving as good as he got. Eventually, the two were engaged in the eons-old dance of life, each striving to give pleasure to the other, before collapsing in ecstasy.

Later, as the pair lay intertwined in the now-dark bedroom, Jane asked her husband, "Did you really imagine it was me giving you a lap dance?"

"For a few minutes," Chuck admitted as he stroked her hair. "But it got too intense. I was afraid I was gonna make a mess in my pants."

"Well, I'm glad you didn't and saved all that for me."

"That's one way to look at it. I was more worried about making a fool out of myself."

Jane grinned, gliding her fingertips over her husband's bare chest. "I was thinking about you being in that place all evening - how excited those girls were trying to make you. It was making me excited."

"Well, you told me you were going to wait up for me. You notice I didn't waste any time getting home."

"You didn't leave early on my account, did you?"

"Nope, the party was over when I left."

Jane smiled. "Would you like me to give you a lap dance?"

Chuck's face lit up. "Oh, honey, that would make my year!"

She giggled. "I've never done it before. Maybe we would have to visit one of those places so I can learn."

Chuck turned to Jane. "You'd really want to go to a titty bar?"

"With you - it might be funny."

"Have to be someplace where they wouldn't know us."

Jane rolled her eyes. "I would hope so! I would die if I ever met somebody I know in one of those stripper places."

"We won't be going to Aphrodite's Dreams, I'll tell you that." Chuck plopped on his back.

"Why? What happened?"

"I don't know - it was weird." He turned his head towards Jane. "You know, I only go to those places when somebody we know is getting married. Some kinda rite-of-passage thing, I guess." Chuck's gaze returned to the ceiling fan. "Anyhow, I got the strangest feeling about one of the dancers tonight. Like I had met her before."

"Really? Had she been at one of the other places before?"

He turned to her. "I don't think so. No, it felt I had met her outside of the club - with her clothes on, of course."

"Maybe she came into the bank for a loan?"

"Maybe. Aw, hell with it. I'll never see her again."

Jane was in a teasing mood. "Are you going to miss your little nudie-doll?"

Chuck rolled back onto his side. "No way, Janie, not as long as you're here." He kissed her slowly and hungrily.

"Mmm…I thought you were tired, honey."

"Give me fifteen minutes, and I'll show you who's tired."

Jane grinned in the shadows. "Now, that's the kind of talk I like to hear." She kissed him back.

Chuck got serious. "I love you, Janie. I don't know what I would do if I didn't have you and the kids."

Jane lovingly placed light kisses his face. "I love you too, Chuck."

His hand stole between them to lightly caress her slightly swollen belly. "Think Junior here would mind if I love his mother again tonight?"

Her laugher bubbled up in the darkness. "I'm sure she won't mind. I know her mother doesn't. After all, that's how she got there."

"I love it when you're pregnant. You're the most beautiful pregnant woman in the world."

"I love that you make me feel that way."

They continued to talk to each other in the deep of the night, until words were no longer enough.


© 2007 Jack Caldwell

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