Chapter 8
January 1999

Lizzy and Mari were sitting around in Emma's Uptown living room on the last Saturday in January, drinking soft drinks and visiting, when Lizzy's cell phone rang. She excused herself and took the call. From her side of the conversation, her friends could tell it was good news.

Lizzy covered the phone. "It's my sister, Jane! She's gonna get Mardi Gras off and come visit!"

The girls expressed their delight at the announcement. "Where is she going to stay?" asked Emma.

Lizzy laughed. "Haven't got that far. I guess she'll bunk in with Mari and me." Mari nodded.

Emma made a face. "Nonsense! She can stay here. We've got plenty of room."

"Em, are you sure?"

Emma smiled. "Hold on a sec." She got up and walked towards her father's study.

Meanwhile, Lizzy returned to her call, "Jane, hang on - we're working on something here."

Emma opened the study door. "Papa, can Lizzy's sister stay here over Mardi Gras?"

Abe looked up from his La-Z-Boy, a basketball game on the TV. "Sure, Princess."

"Thank you, Papa!" She returned to her friends, flashing a "thumbs up" signal.

"Jane," Lizzy cried happily into the phone, "Emma, my friend from Newcomb, says you can stay at her place… No, it was her idea. Here, talk to her." She handed the phone to Emma.

"Jane? Hi, I'm Emma Weinberg. I want you to know that my father and I would be happy to host you while you're here for Carnival. We have several spare bedrooms… No, it wouldn't be an imposition at all. Lizzy's a dear friend, and I look forward to meeting you… Fine… Lizzy will send you the directions. Here's your sister." Emma returned the phone to Lizzy.

Lizzy was bubbling. "Jane, I'll send you an email with all the details… Yeah, me too. Oh, this is gonna be so much fun! Talk to you later, Sis! Bye!"

~*~*~

February, 1999

A HISTORY OF MARDI GRAS
A series for the Loyola VOICE by Lizzy Boudreaux

It's that time of year, gang. Time to put on silly costumes and stand by the street, killing ourselves diving after junk we'll be throwing away in March. And drinking way too much the whole time. It's Carnival time in the Big Easy!

For the next few issues, I will be exploring just what the heck this Mardi Gras thing is all about. Like a lot of things, it has its roots in religion. Somehow going to Loyola, you just knew I was going to bring up religion, didn't you? Well, since this place is supposed to be a place of higher education, just sit back and let me school you.

It all has to do with Lent, the forty days before Easter. (You Catholics out there, help me with the heathens.) During that time of introspection, one is supposed to sacrifice - a farewell of sorts to the pleasures of the flesh - and refrain from the good things in life: meat, chocolate and booze. But were not going to throw them away, are we? Let's use them up first!

Carnival, the time between the Feast of the Epiphany (also known as Kings' Day or Twelfth Night - you know, that "Twelve Days of Christmas") and Ash Wednesday, the first day of Lent, is celebrated throughout the Roman Catholic world. Brazil, for example, is renowned for its elaborate Carnaval street parades, where dancers strut their stuff to a Latin beat. But no one does Carnival quite the way it is done here. Nobody else throws cheap trinkets from floats.

Mardi Gras, French for Fat Tuesday, is really the last day of the Carnival season. It starts in New Orleans on Twelfth Night - January 6. It continues with balls and other celebrations throughout southern Louisiana and the Gulf coast. During the last twelve days of Carnival, hundreds of parades all across the region build up to the big day, Shrove Tuesday, when Rex, the King of Carnival, takes over the streets of the Crescent City. It's party central of the entire US of A.

It's a lot better than the whole Pancake Day stuff in Britain, Ireland, and Australia, huh?

Many are surprised to learn that the first Mardi Gras celebration occurred in Mobile, Alabama in 1703. The first modern day pageant in this city was presented in 1857, a nighttime parade by the Mystick Krewe of Comus. The first daytime street parades began with the School of Design, better known as the Rex Organization, in 1872. The Zulu Social and Pleasure Club, a mostly black krewe, rolled for the first time in 1909.

Most Mardi Gras krewes developed from private social clubs that have restrictive membership policies. Since all of these parade organizations are completely funded by their members - most of whom are the movers and shakers of the community - the event is called the "Greatest Free Show on Earth." And aren't we glad about that - leaves more cash for beer.

The original purpose of Mardi Gras krewes was to parody European monarchs. Later, the themes of the parades and the maskers have been to mock politicians and current events. That's why krewe members were originally masked - so the powerful wouldn't know who was making fun of them. It might be their own brother-in-law!

The word "krewe" is itself a purposeful misspelling of the word "crew." It has become traditional to name krewes after figures from mythology. Secrecy is all-important in the krewes - in fact, Comus never reveals the identity of its king to the public…

~*~*~

William was working on a term paper for his management course when his phone rang. He grabbed it automatically. "Will here," he said absentmindedly.

"Will, it's Lizzy. Did I catch you at a bad time?"

All thoughts of cash flows and exchange rates fled from his head. "Lizzy! No, no… just working on a paper. It's all good. What's up?"

"Is Chris there? I would like to talk to him."

"Chris?" Will repeated. Why did she want to talk to him? As soon as his jealousy flared, it subsided. "Yeah, he's right here. Hang on." He passed the phone to his roommate.

"Chris do you know anything about Mardi Gras in Mamou, Louisiana?"

"The courir? Sure, I've ridden in it."

"Really? That's so cool. I'm writing a series about Mardi Gras, and I've never seen the Mamou courir. Do you know somebody who I can interview?"

"Never seen it? Cher, that's sad. That's how we do it in Cajun country." Chris talked a bit about how his father had ridden in the courir, and he had followed suit while in high school.

"We didn't do any of that stuff in Chackbay. Just the usual parades."

"That's the difference between you Swamp Rats and us Plains Cajuns."

"So, can I interview you?"

"I've got a better idea - want to see it in person?"

"See it? Of course - I would love to see it! Are you serious?"

"Yeah. I was planning to go home on Lundi Gras anyway to see the folks. You can come with me; we'll put you up."

"I… I… sure! Let's do it! Thank you, Chris!"

"No problem, Lizzy. Here's Will again."

Will took the phone. "I take it you're going to Lafayette for Mardi Gras?"

"Just Monday and Tuesday. This is so neat! I get to see a real live courir. My sister's coming in - oh no!"

"What? What is it?"

"I forgot that my sister, Jane, is coming in for Mardi Gras on Friday the 12th. I can't abandon her to go to Mamou on the 15th! I'll have to cancel the trip."

"Why don't you take her with you? I'm sure Chris won't mind." Maybe I'll join you.

"But she's never seen Carnival Day in New Orleans - Rex, Zulu, all that stuff. That's why she's coming. And I wanted to introduce her to you and my friends."

Will almost said he'd met her sister when his brain kicked in. 'I wanted to introduce her to you and my friends,' she had said. She wants to introduce me to her sister. That's good, isn't it? Don't say anything stupid now, you idiot! "It's okay, Lizzy, she can hang out with us. You go do your research, and we'll make sure she has a nice time."

There was a slight pause. "Really, Will? You'd do that for me?"

Suddenly, Darcy realized something: You'd be amazed what I would do for you, Elizabeth. Aloud he said, "I would be happy to, Lizzy."

Lizzy's voice was flustered. "Well… that's very nice. Thank you." There was another pause before Lizzy teased, "I guess she can help fend off Carrie."

Darcy groaned. "Oh, man, is she coming in, too?"

He heard Lizzy's laughter. "I just assumed. My guess is she'll be there wearing as little as the weather permits, Darcy - and throwing herself at you!"

"And you're gonna abandon me?"

"You're a big boy, Darcy. You can handle yourself." Her tone changed. "Thank you for your offer. You're a good friend, Will."

"Anytime, Lizzy."

"I'd better go now. Thank Chris for me, and tell him we'll firm up the time for the trip later. Bye, Will."

"Goodbye, Lizzy." Will hung up the phone thoughtfully.

He and Lizzy had met several times for coffee since their movie date: nothing romantic - just two friends sharing java and conversation for a half-hour. Will was growing impressed with Lizzy's maturity and mind. She was both smart and sharp, and he had to be on his toes to meet the challenge of her banter and opinions. He found her good-natured and fair-minded. She accepted that they didn't always agree, and she was willing to re-consider her stands, assuming his arguments were on firm ground. For his part, he saw that she had some viewpoints he needed to mull over, as well.

It didn't hurt that he found her prettier each time he saw her. She wasn't model-thin, like most of the coeds that pursued him. Her curves made her lovely, real, and approachable. A man could be very happy exploring that territory for a lifetime.

Chris noticed the expression on Will's face. "Anything wrong, buddy?"

"What…? No, I'm fine. Why'd you ask?"

"You had a weird expression on your face." Chris considered a moment, then, "Umm… Will, are you okay with me taking Lizzy to Lafayette?"

"Why shouldn't I be?"

"I'm just helping a friend with her research."

"Right - I know that."

"It's not like it's a date…"

"No, it's not. I mean…" Will frowned. "Do you want to date her?"

Chris laughed. "No…no."

"What's so funny?"

"You, buddy - you ought to see the look on your face!"

"What look?" he asked lamely.

"Don't worry, partner, I won't do anything to screw-up your chances with the lovely Miss Boudreaux."

"Humph," grunted Will, unwilling to give his roommate the satisfaction of being right. "Just research, right?"

"Right."

Will nodded and returned to his term paper. A wasted exercise, as he could not concentrate. His phone call with Lizzy and subsequent conversation with Chris had opened his eyes to a new possibility.

Jesus Christ, am I falling for her?

~*~*~

"So everything's all taken care of?" asked Mari.

"It looks that way," said Lizzy. "Jane comes in on the Friday before Mardi Gras and stays at Emma's, I go to Lafayette with Chris to see Mardi Gras at Mamou, and Will and the guys will entertain Jane on Mardi Gras day."

"Wow - I wish I could see Mamou."

"You wanna come? I'm sure Chris won't mind."

"Nah. John wouldn't like it."

"How're you two doing, anyway?"

Mari sighed. "I don't know, Lizzy. Most times he's all sweet and funny and attentive - I just wanna eat him up." She looked at a photo of them she had on her nightstand. "I really like the way he kisses me and holds me."

"Y'all done it yet?"

Mari shook her head. "No. It's not like I don't want to …"

"But…?"

Mari laughed. "There's always some big, hairy 'but,' isn't there?" She frowned. "Every time it seems like the right time, something happens. And then, he doesn't call for days at a time. I'm starting to wonder if…if he doesn't see us - doesn't see me as anything more than a potential roll in the hay."

Lizzy sat on the bed. "If that's the way you feel, then maybe you shouldn't sleep with him."

"But I don't feel that way all the time. When I'm with him, and it's good, it feels so right. Maybe…" she paused. "Maybe if we did sleep together, it would, you know, show him how good 'Us' can be."

"Mari, sex to keep a guy around never works. I know. Remember, I told you about my old boyfriend back in Thibodaux?"

"Yeah, I know…but it hasn't been easy on John."

Lizzy held her hand. "Mari, look, I like John, but I gotta say I don't like the way he treats you sometimes."

"But, guys are dense - you know…"

"Sure, I know that. It could be the usual guy stupidity." Lizzy smiled. "It's up to us to train them right. So, just go slow. If John's the one for you, he'll respect that. Then, when it's right…you'll know."

Mari bit her lip. "You're right - no need to rush things." She sat up straighter. "John'll prove himself, just wait and see. So, how're things with you and Will?"

"What?" Mari's knack for changing the subject always threw Lizzy. "Umm…fine. We're…friends."

"Yeah, sure." Mari mimicked a phone call, "'Really, Will? You'd do that for me? You're a good friend, Will.' Oh, yes, you are just friends!"

"Mari, c'mon! We've just gone out to see a movie. Once!"

"Mmm hmm…and how many times for coffee?"

"A…few times."

Mari smirked. "You might think he's just a friend, but he might think differently."

"You're reading WAY too much into this, Mari. Trust me."

~*~*~

A HISTORY OF MARDI GRAS
A series for the Loyola VOICE by Lizzy Boudreaux

The official colors for Mardi Gras are purple, green, and gold. Yes, there are "official" colors. For something that was set up back in the day to make fun of everything, Mardi Gras has lots of rules. These colors were chosen in 1872 by the School of Design, better known as the Rex Organization. They chose these colors to stand for the following:

* Purple represents justice
* Green stands for faith
* Gold stands for power

The tradition of throwing trinkets to the crowds during Mardi Gras parades was initiated in the early 1870s by the Twelfth Night Revelers and has become a time-honored expectation. It began one year when the parade featured Santa Klaus aboard a float, dispensing small trinkets to the watching children. Exactly why they did it is lost to history. Everybody liked it, and it continues to this day.

In 1884, Rex threw the first medallions (silver-dollar-sized commemorative coins later called doubloons) instead of the customary trinkets. Early medallions were much heavier than those minted today and were usually awarded only as ball favors. Today's doubloons are usually aluminum and anodized in a variety of colors, depicting the parade theme on one side and the emblem of the particular krewe on the other. They're lighter and cheaper, which is always good. Many of these doubloons later become collectors' items. Other popular throws include long strings of pearlized beads - which girls just love - and plastic cups bearing the emblems of the krewes - great for drinking beer. Something for everybody! The traditional cry of parade-goers who are pleading for throws is, "Throw me something, mister!" unless the maskers are tossing those long pearls; then you hear, "Show me your t*ts!"

The first thing tourists learn about Mardi Gras parades is that they don't go though the French Quarter. There's no room there, Gomer! Instead there are two routes to Canal Street. The Mid Town route is Canal Street from the central part of the city to the river, before turning to disband in the Convention Center. The Uptown route starts on Napoleon before turning downriver along St. Charles Avenue to Downtown and Canal.

Most tourists stay near their hotels and watch the parades with the throngs Downtown. The crowds are usually twenty to thirty deep, held behind steel barricades. This is great for the local merchants, as they have a steady stream of customers. Good for pickpockets, too, but you didn't hear that from me. Can't have the Tourism people mad at me.

It is also an advantage to the residents. They watch the parades from the relative quiet of the residential areas closer to the start of the parades. It is far more family-friendly - no Girls Gone Wild there. Boys, choose your poison: naked women or room to stretch out and bringing your own beer. Tough call, huh?

It takes college students a carnival season to figure this out. Everyone wants to have at least one Mardi Gras downtown. Afterwards, they learn what the locals know - stay out of downtown or leave town…

~*~*~

The slickly-sweet smell of marijuana filled the apartment as Greg took another toke. "Ahh… It's all good, JW."

John took a hit off his own joint. "Yeah you rite."

"Got any plans for Mardi Gras, dude?"

"Nope - just hang out with Mari, I guess."

"You gonna get you some o' that, or are you gonna keep beatin' your meat?"

"Fuck you, Greg."

"Fuck you, queer-boy. She still holding out on you, ain't she?" Greg laughed. "If you weren't spankin' the monkey, your balls would fall off!"

John took a puff and then set the joint onto an ashtray. "You said it. Sometimes it's this close," he held two fingers about an inch apart, "and something goes wrong."

"What - she's frigid?"

"Nah, nothing like that. Just - shit happens, you know what I mean?" Like you and Tommy.

"Got'cha. You need something to set the mood, dude."

"Like what? She won't do weed, dude. Says it hurts her vocal cords."

"I can get something better than that…" Before Greg could finish, the apartment door opened. "Well, look who's back - the Chicken Man! How're you doing there, Chicken Man?"

Tommy Bertram, still dressed in his Popeye's Fried Chicken uniform, closed the door behind them. "Hello, Greg. Long time no see," he said coldly.

"You didn't bring us a bucket?"

"Must have slipped my mind." He turned to John. "Can I talk to you for a moment, John?"

After the two went into Tommy's bedroom, John began, "I'm sorry, dude - he just came over…"

"Hold it, John," Tommy interrupted. "Look, when I moved back in, you promised no grass, no drugs. I can't have that shit around, dude - it's bad for my recovery."

"I know, man, I know. Give me a minute - I'll get rid of him."

Tommy nodded, and John left the bedroom. "Greg, umm… you see…"

Greg looked at him with empty eyes. "You're throwing me out, Waguespack?"

John swallowed. How do I get out of this one? Neither spoke.

Greg's cackle broke the silence. "Gotcha! It's cool, man. I've got places to go, anyway. 'Sides, I guess Chicken Man's rehab buddies'll get pissed if he smells of ganja. Losers."

John's relief was almost visible as Greg gathered up his stuff. As he turned to go, Greg said, "See what I mean about straights? You change your mind, you call me. See you later."

After the door closed, Tommy came out of his room. No longer wearing his uniform - he was in a t-shirt and jeans - he walked over and opened a window.

"Hey!" cried John. "It's forty degrees out there!"

Tommy gave him a look. "Gotta clear the air, man." He went to open the kitchen window, too. When he returned to the living room, John was putting on a jacket.

"I'm freezing my ass off, man," he complained.

"Tough." He sat on the couch, while John took the armchair. "Look, John, we'll go over this one more time. I was really, really messed up before. If it wasn't for Greenleaves, I might be dead now. Understand? Dead. I can't do this stuff anymore - I can't handle it."

"I'm sorry, dude."

"Let me finish, okay? When I got out, I convinced my old man to let me move back here. We… we got real close during rehab. Worked out some issues. I really let him down, dude. He - damn, this is hard - he loves me, an' I love him. I really fucked up. But we're getting better."

He looked at John. "That was the only way I was able to convince him to let me move back here. But there's some conditions." He ticked them off on his fingers. "One - No drugs, or access to drugs, or even the presence of drugs. Two - I go to NA and do my rehab. Three - I get a job. Four - I take some classes at UNO this summer.

"If I do all that and stay clean, I can re-enter Tulane in the fall. Meanwhile, he's helping with the bills - including the rent."

"Yeah, and I appreciate that."

"John, you promised me and my dad that there wouldn't be any drugs 'round here. You gotta keep your word, man."

"It wasn't my fault. Greg came here and lit up."

"Shit - who are you kidding? I saw you with a joint!" Tommy stood up. "Do you have any fucking idea how hard this is? I smell this shit, and I wanna go nuts! Do you know? Do you know I wake up every morning - every fucking morning - and tell myself, 'Today, I won't do drugs. Today, I'll keep clean.' Every morning, dude - maybe for the rest of my fucking life!"

He reached into his pocket and pulled out a coin. "See what it says on the back of this thing? 'One Day at a Time.' That's what I gotta do.

"Look, dude, the reason I talked my dad into coming back was helping you out. You're my best friend, John. I know you need help paying for this place. I can help you, I can prove that I can make it on my own, and maybe…" Tommy paused.

"What, man?" asked John.

"Maybe help you some more. Like…why don't you come with me to NA? You know, just to listen in?"

"What?" John cried. "I don't need to go to Narcotics Anonymous! There's nothing wrong with me!"

Yeah there is, buddy, thought Tommy. You're weak, John, real weak. That's why you let Greg run all over you. "Look, it was just a suggestion. You don't go, that's cool. It's there if you want it, man."

"Look, don't get all weird on me."

"Like I said, it's cool. But you gotta keep your word, John. You keep the drugs out, I stay and help out. Greg comes back and best friend or not, I'm outta here. Simple as that."

"Right."

Tommy reached over and patted John once on the knee. "I'll never forget how you helped me, John. You're my pal 'til the end. But I gotta get healthy and stay healthy. We okay?"

John reached over and shook his hand. "We're okay," he told his best friend.

Tommy grinned. "Then how 'bout helping me close these windows, buddy? It's freezing in here!"

As they did so, John thought furiously, How do I explain this to Greg?


© 2007 Jack Caldwell

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