CHAPTER 13

It was Sunday - the Lord's Day - the day the Laconians rigged for church.

It was like no church Anne Wentworth had ever seen.

Since dawn, the crew had been working with renewed diligence to make the ship gleam. No piece of brass went unpolished. No length of rope went un-recoiled. Cannons were re-blacked. What was tarred was re-tarred. What was white was re-touched. A large awning was erected to shade the forward end of the quarterdeck and the waist.

Those men not on duty prepared for the ceremony by washing their faces and hair. A messmate would help in re-braiding the seaman's queue, a mark of pride among many an old sea dog. What passed for "dress uniform" - clean shirt and snow-white canvas trouser - was carefully removed from haversacks and put on. The gun crew of the "Lady Anne" had an additional task - sewing on the ribbons that marked them as Mrs. Wentworth's Champions.

And yet, all this time, the ship continued on its way to the south/southwest.

At six bells in the Forenoon Watch (everything seemed to happen then) the cry went out to report for church. The hands formed up in the forecastle and waist, by divisions. The officers gathered on the quarterdeck, swords and dirks placed near the wheel. Those not immediately needed to sail the ship were required to attend; no matter what faith they professed. Only those in Sick Bay and in irons were excused.

Finally, with an "OFF HATS!" from the First Lieutenant, the Captain moved to the railing overlooking the waist and began. In larger ships there was usually a chaplain; some frigate-captains carried one too. Frederick Wentworth was not one of these men. He had nothing against the clergy in general; he was a fairly regular attendee of services whilst on land. But at sea Frederick thought that every man should pull his own weight and more besides; feeding a person who but worked one hour each week was abhorrent to him. Wentworth was not sanctimonious - no long readings from Fordyce's Sermons for him. Generally he made do with the Psalms or, if nothing struck his fancy, a re-reading of the Articles of War. Today he turned to Psalm 107, a particular favorite:

"…Oh that men would praise the Lord for His goodness, and for His wonderful works to the children of men! And let them sacrifice the sacrifices of thanksgiving, and declare His works with rejoicing.

"They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters; these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. For He commandeth, and raiseth the stormy wind, which lifteth up the waves thereof. They mount up to the heaven, they go down again to the depths: their soul is melted because of trouble. They reel to and fro, and stagger like a drunken man, and are at their wit's end. Then they cry unto the Lord in their trouble, and He bringeth them out of their distresses. He maketh the storm a calm, so that the waves thereof are still. Then are they glad because they be quiet; so He bringeth them unto their desired haven.

"Oh that men would praise the Lord for His goodness, and for His wonderful works to the children of men!..."

Everyone was required to attend church, but not required to "attend" - those members of the crew that were from lands not yet touched by Christianity were permitted to gather on a far portion of the forecastle so that the low tones of their heathen prayers would not offend more righteous ears. Frederick Wentworth was raised in the Church of England and could not comprehend a more agreeable path to Salvation. That others did travel a different road could not escape his notice. Unlike most of his contemporaries, he was not threatened by their existence. A happy crew was paramount in his mind, and Wentworth had had more troubles from the occasional pompous hypocrite or Evangelical than from the odd Hindu or Buddhist. He knew that his stance was not universally approved by his officers - Mumphrey could not be comfortable with it - and in the past had to part with a subordinate because of it (though it was never the stated reason). But Wentworth was a man who believed in his own judgment and he would stand by his decision until proved wrong by those with superior understanding.

Catholics too were permitted on this ship to meet together, also on the forecastle, where they could say their Papist chants over their prayer beads. Mainly Irishmen, there was only one midshipman among them - his future rise in the Navy somewhat compromised - and one passenger. It fell to Stephen Maturin to lead the whispered Mysteries of the Rosary this day, and although those who gathered contrived to make themselves inconspicuous, it was noticed by at least one member of the larger congregation, who eyed them with barely disguised animosity.


Lt. Colonel Tarleton could not believe what he observed during the service: Papists and other heathens practicing their vile chants. Tarleton was not a religious man - unlike Mumphrey - but he was an Englishman, and that meant things English were superior to all else. England was the height of civilization in the world. Therefore, there was no church but the Church of England.

His uncle and hero, General Banastre Tarleton, had regaled him of his tales of fighting the traitorous colonials in America. (We would have won if not for that idiot Cornwallis, he told his nephew. I was blocked at every turn. It was not my fault I was not successful at Cowpens or Yorktown.) His memories of service in Ireland had left no better impression upon his relative.

The Tarletons of Liverpool had made their fortune in trade, and unlike others of less-than-landed roots, took pride in it. That was why his uncle Banastre had been proud to have led the reaction against social reformer William Wilberforce's antislavery movement in Parliament. But that had been in 1797. Now the nation, thanks to people like Wilberforce and Wellington, had outlawed slavery and was to use the Royal Navy to stamp it out. Preposterous! It would hurt trade; and after all, those black savages don't mind it a bit.

At least the Welsh have accepted their lot. The Scots and Irish should be on their knees thanking Heaven that they are part of the great English Empire that is Britain. Britain - bah! We are England! England forever!

There was word that Uncle Banastre would be made a baronet. At least the country was able to recognize his value, even though they would not give him a military command worthy of him. Lt. Colonel Tarleton was determined to remind all of his family's, and England's, greatness.


The officers of the wardroom had invited the captain and his lady to Sunday dinner, as well as their illustrious guest. This was Anne's first visit to the wardroom since her tour of the ship with Lt. Mumphrey. The party sat at a long table in the center of the room, a servant standing against the walls behind each guest (Nowak and Lauck served for Frederick and Anne). Even though the host of the event was Lt. Price, it was the captain who sat at the head of the table. Anne was to his right; Price across from her. Lt. Mumphrey had the honor of sitting next to Anne; the other officers filled out the rest of the table. Dr. Maturin was seated next to Dr. Powell at the far end, across from Lt. Colonel Tarleton.

Unobtrusively, Anne took in her surroundings. Behind her husband was the bread room, against the stern. To either side were the doors to the officers' cabins and the two quarter-galleries. The number of doors gave the lady an idea as to the size of the accommodations afforded the gentlemen. Why, the closets for my father at Kellynch are larger than those cabins, I have no doubt! And a gentleman is expected to live in such close quarters for years on end? She could not help but shudder; she then recalled the time she first beheld the midshipmen's berth and shuddered again.

A creaking sound called Anne's attention to the overhead deck beams (I recalled its name!). She saw a large horizontal wooden bar move in a slight arc across the beams. "Mr. Mumphrey, pray tell what is that device?"

"That is the tiller, ma'am."

Anne looked at the man expectantly.

A snort of laughter came from across the table. "Alex, you can be a dull fellow," cried William. "Mrs. Wentworth, the tiller is attached to head of the rudder; the head of the tiller is attached to the wheel by those ropes there. Do you spy them?"

"Yes, indeed, Mr. Price. And in this manner the ship may be directed?"

"Yes, ma'am; and with the sails, too."

Anne turned to her embarrassed dinner companion. "I am sure Mr. Price stole the very words from your lips, Mr. Mumphrey; but let us forgive him. Tell me something of your home…"

Frederick, who had remained silent through the exchange, sipped his wine and observed his wife with pride and gratitude. She had immediately engaged Mumphrey in conversation, soothing any hurt feelings he may have suffered, without giving offence to Price. It was skillfully done; yet he knew his wife was without artifice. It was natural - it was who Anne was - and that, as much as any other reason he had (and there were many), was why he loved her to the bottom of his soul.

It was fortunate that this dinner occurred early in the voyage. The mess subscription insured that the officers would eat better than the crew; yet it was as nothing compared to the table a captain (and a captain's wages) could provide. The beef and pork were only slightly better than Navy standard, but it was in better quantity. Wine and seasoning also helped. The cooks enjoyed making something better than boiled meat, peas and ship's biscuit, and so they bent to their work. The result: a joint of beef was the main fare with a ragout of chicken, peas, soft bread (the last of it for this voyage), and tolerable Spanish red wine. The soup was such a disappointment that it remained unnamed. The highlight of the dinner was a noble Spotted Dog: a suet pudding with currants.

Partway though the meal, Frederick took pity on his officers. A hand gesture, a whispered request in Nowak's ear, and within five minutes two bottle of claret appeared. "Oh, sir - you are our guest!" William complained -- without conviction. It did not stop him from sharing a glass with his commander.

However the gift may have been a mistake - the lower end of the table was consuming more than its share; the majority of it by one individual. "Doctor, a glass with you, sir. The bottle stands by you."

"Forgive me, my dear colleague, but this bottle is empty." Stephen glanced at the malefactor. "I believe we must ask for another," he advised Dr. Powell.

"Oh, never fear, Doctor," said Greengard. "May I pour you a glass?" Somehow this bottle had escaped Lt. Colonel Tarleton's notice.

Stephen observed the Marine colonel from the corner of his eye. The brightened color upon the cheeks and nose spoke to the state of the man's sensibilities. He did not pay it too much mind - it was not unusual for naval officers to drink themselves into a stupor. Even his dear friend Jack Aubrey had been known to indulge too greatly on more than one occasion.

"To a safe and prosperous voyage, gentlemen," Frederick toasted. A chorus of "Here, here," was the response.

"It should be prosperous indeed, sir, should we meet with any pirates."

"Why is that, Mr. Mumphrey?" inquired Anne.

"Why…the prizes, ma'am…" he sputtered.

"What Mr. Mumphrey is alluding to, Mrs. Wentworth, is the value of the prizes, should we take a pirate or privateer," Frederick injected. "The booty onboard will be worth more than the ship, I dare say."

"'Pirate or privateer'. Pray sir, what is the difference?"

"A privateer is a privately owned vessel of war - a converted merchantman in many cases - furnished with letters of marquee. That is, an official commission from a state to wage war against another state. Very important, your letter of marquee. Without it, the crew could be taken up and hung for piracy. Pirates, as you know, are the highwaymen of the seas."

"Why would a nation use privateers?"

"Why, sometimes war comes about unexpectedly - the only ships to be had are private ones. Officers on shore are available, as well as an Admiral or Governor - a bit of scribbling on a piece of paper - a seal or two, and Bob's your uncle, you are a warship."

"Do you suppose we shall come across any French men-of-war?"

"Doubtful. The fleet is ready, you see - we already have Toulon, Brest and the other major French ports under close blockade. The French don't have many ships in the Caribbean - that's why they need privateers."

"Thank you, Captain. I, for one, am very sorry that Bonaparte has gone away from Elba. What a delightful voyage we should have together if not this threat of war. Why, else we should be fighting no one now that the American war is over."

"Humph!"

"I beg you pardon, sir." Frederick's voice was like ice. "Did you have another opinion, Colonel?"

"There's plenty fightin' to be done…Sir." Tarleton slurred his words.

"Indeed," Powell joined in. "Why, it falls to Britain to stem the slave trade…"

"Who gives a damn about that, sir? Those blackamoors can look to themselves! No - our enemy is closer…" Tarleton stared at Maturin.

Frederick was affronted by the Marine's language, but he held his tongue - they were in the wardroom, after all. "Whom do you refer to, sir?" asked Powell.

"Dirty, rotten traitors - bowin' down to their Italian bishop… We've been kissin' their arses for too long, I say!"

"Colonel!" Wentworth exclaimed.

Stephen returned Tarleton's glare with a dispassionate eye. "You speak of the Irish, I take it?"

"Fuckin' too right! Too easy on 'em, I say! Send the Army there - put things to right. Hang 'em all! Hang every one of those goddamn Irish Papist bastards! There and on this ship, too!"

"TARLETON!" Did he know that Maturin was a natural son?

Stephen stood up with a curious reptilian expression on his face, his head cocked to one side. "Do you stand by that, sir?" His voice was as low as Wentworth's exclamation was not.

Tarleton staggered to his feet. "Damn right I do, you son of a bitch!"

Stephen turned to the head of the table with a small smile on his face. "If you will excuse me…" He bowed to Mrs. Wentworth and left the room.

Wentworth, white with rage, turned to the Marine, but found that he was not within his sight. A crash an instant later revealed that the lieutenant colonel had decided to take his rest upon the wardroom floor. "Nowak, see to it that this…officer is placed in his cabin."

Price was distressed. "Captain! Mrs. Wentworth! I…I am very sorry…"

"I am quite unharmed, Mr. Price," said a shaken Anne.

As the others began to offer their apologies, Wentworth held up his hand. "Gentlemen, I believe enough has been said for one day." He reached for his glass - somehow he managed not to shatter it in his hand. "Gentlemen, I give you the king."


No sooner had the couple returned to the captain's cabin than Frederick exclaimed, "Damn and blast!"

"Frederick! Must you?"

"Oh, I am sorry, my dear. Sorry for my outburst, sorry for that miserable excuse of a meal."

"It was not so bad."

"…Sorry you had to be a witness to that - arggg! Words cannot begin to describe my feelings about Tarleton! This is what comes of purchasing commissions!"

Anne did not mention Frederick's father's purchase of his midshipman's berth. "Frederick, will there be a duel? Must Dr. Maturin fight Colonel Tarleton?"

"Unless Tarleton makes his apologies - yes, the good doctor will fight the colonel." And if he asks it, I would be his second - if I could.

"Oh no! Frederick, can you not prevent it?" The idea that such an ugly thing should happen was repugnant to her.

"Anne - you are trembling! Do not take on so. I will do what I can. I will see that Dr. Maturin does not fight, if at all possible." He had actually decided already to take what steps he could - such a scandal would do no good to the doctor, himself or the ship. But Frederick could not like Anne's intense concern over the matter.

"Thank you, dear. Please do not let them fight." Anne embraced him.

Frederick held his wife in his arms, trying not to give credit to his jealous heart.


That night Lt. Mumphrey was manning the quarterdeck when he was approached by Dr. Maturin. "How are you this fine evening, sir?"

"It is a beautiful night, to be sure, sir. Which makes my task that much more distressing. You were a witness to my disagreement with Colonel Tarleton, who, in public, used and stood by the blackguardliest insult…"

"Oh, yes, Sir. Very unfortunate; disgraceful. Do you wish for me to be of service to you?"

"If you would second me, Sir - on ship and at Funchal?"

The thought of standing by a Catholic over an Anglican hardly registered to Mumphrey - he knew an honorable gentleman when he saw one. "Of course I should, doctor. How very much I regret the necessity. I shall call on the Colonel directly."

"With the amount of the wardroom's wine the Colonel consumed, you may have to wait upon the morrow."


It was the next morning before Lt. Colonel Tarleton was in a condition to be summoned to the great cabin. "Ah, Colonel, and how is your head this morning?" Frederick started mildly.

"I am well, Captain."

"That is good to know - there will be no opportunity for misunderstanding, I trust. You made a grave error yesterday, sir."

Tarleton thought he caught the captain's meaning. "Captain, I know I must apologize for my language before Mrs. Wentworth. I feel it acutely. If given the opportunity, I will say so before your lady; or I will write it out, if that be your preference."

"Thank you, Colonel; a written apology would be welcomed. There is another party that was offended, however. Shall you do the same there?"

Tarelton was puzzled. "Do you wish a written apology, sir?"

"It would not be refused. But to clarify my request, I refer to the other injured party - Dr. Maturin."

"Dr. Maturin? Whatever for? I spoke but the truth."

"Over a dinner with shipmates you give a fellow guest the blackguardliest lie and you call it the truth? I must wonder at it."

"I, sir, must wonder at your, at the very least, tolerance of heresy and other slights against Church and Country. I cannot believe your superiors know of that."

Frederick smiled. "Are you questioning my authority, Colonel? Are you questioning my management of this vessel?"

He knew he had gone too far. "As you have said, I am not a naval officer, so I am sure I do not know. This is your ship. I regret if, by my honest feelings, I have called your judgment into question."

Wentworth smirked. "Very prettily said, sir. You insult me in one breath, and take just enough back that I can have little official complaint against you; and yet the insult still stands. I have underestimated you, I see. But I am not alone in underestimation aboard this ship. Will you apologize to Dr. Maturin?"

"I will not."

"You prefer to see him on a field of honor?"

Tarleton laughed. "A duel? Do you expect that ugly little man to fight me? He will swallow the judgment of his betters as he should, if he knows what is good for him."

Wentworth put his hands together under his chin. "And if he does not? Will you face him?"

"I fear no man. If he wishes to leave this world so soon, I will oblige him."

Frederick stared at the lieutenant colonel with no little expression of amusement, which began to unsettle the officer. "Did you purchase your lieutenant colonelcy?"

"My family did, yes; as many others have done."

"Good - I am relived to know that the General Staff of the Royal Marines is not so lacking in understanding that they would offer a merit promotion to a man so bereft of basic intelligence as yourself."

Tarleton sputtered. "How dare you! Do you know who I am?"

"As I said before, I do. The question is: do you know who Stephen Maturin is?"

"An Irishman of no name."

"You should read more, Colonel. Dr. Maturin is a naturalist of some renown - he is a fellow of the Royal Academy. As a physician he names among his patients many of the highest rank - including the Duke of Clarence." Tarleton's eyes grew wide at the mention of the king's younger son, Prince William, second in line to the throne behind the Prince Regent. "He is the particular friend of Lord Keith, Captain Aubrey and Sir Joseph Blaine, among others.

"Of course, these facts may not sway you - a man of such excellent courage and understanding. But I would not be so sure of success if you try him. I will tell you that Dr. Maturin's skill with the blade is well known in the Fleet. But of course, you have not sailed, so…" he held up his hands, "that is unfortunate." Wentworth then gave him a smile filled with malice. "I can tell you that he is also the best shot of my acquaintance. He has been 'out' before and therefore no stranger to these games. He will most certainly do you, sir!

"Of course, you may get lucky - stranger things have happened before. Therefore I feel it is my duty to inform you that if, by some miracle, you survive an encounter with the good doctor, your career will not survive me! You fate is thus: should you stand on your refusal to apologize to Dr. Marurin, you will most certainly lose either your profession or your life!

"Before you are pen and paper. You will write an apology to both Mrs. Wentworth and Dr. Maturin before you leave this cabin, sir, or by thunder, I'll see you cashiered in Madeira!"


"It was to laugh!" cried Lauck. "There's himself, standin' before all of the wardroom, readin' from a scrap o' paper; 'heartily sorry for any disfavor he may have brought to this distinguished table…' Ha ha! I tell you, Radle, I had to bite me own tongue not to chortle in his face!"

"So did the good doctor accept his apologies, then?" Radle and his messmates were enjoying their grog after supper, and were joined by a few others.

"Aye, he did, good man that his is. Too good for the likes o' Tarleton!"

"I say aye to that, mate," agreed Stokes. "I'd pay good money to see Maturin stick that one like the scrub he is."

"Do you think the Doctor would have done it, seeing that the colonel is a Marine and all?"

"I was with the Doctor on the Worcester, Eades, and he's a fine a swordsman's as any I seen. I heared Cap'n Aubrey hisself sayin' he'd pity the man who go against the Doctor."

The assembled grunted with approval.

"Still, for what Tarleton said before Miz Wentworth - I wish that the Doctor weren't a fine Christian man. I canna like the colonel," continued Lauck.

Eades spoke up. "I wish I were a gentleman - I'd set that bugger to rights!"

"You a gentleman, Eades? Ho ho, that would beat all!"

"More gentleman than you, Lauck!"

"Belay that talk, mates," advised Radle in a good-natured way. "Mr. Stokes, how long you think we're for Funchal?"

"Don't rightly know. It depends on how many ships are in."

"Why would that make a difference?" asked Lauck.

"Why, for the court-martial - for Pyke. Got to have enough post-captains to field a court."

"And if there ain't?"

"We'll have to carry Pyke all the way to Bermuda."

"Be a sad day for Miz Wentworth," remarked Johnson, a man from an adjoining mess and well-known as a sea-lawyer.

"What do you mean by that, Johnson?"

"'Tis a capital case, Lauck. The court needs to read Miz Wentworth's affy-david aloud, so's that Pyke can have his response." Mrs. Wentworth would not testify, of course, but she would have to give an affidavit. "Be bad enough in Funchal, but in St. George? With her to live there? Bad business."

"With all them harpies and gossips? Lord!"

"Bad business is right," agreed Stokes.

Radle listened to the rest of the conversation with only half an ear - he had much to think of.


The characters Stephen Maturin, Sir Joseph Blaine and Jack Aubrey
are property of the Estate of Patrick O'Brian

© 2005 Jack Caldwell

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