CHAPTER 2

A stray sunbeam caught Anne Wentworth's eye, awaking her from a most satisfied slumber. She stretched beneath the sheets of the rented bed, naked as a jaybird, smelling some wonderful aroma, enjoying her recollections of the night before. She had suspected she would enjoy the more physical aspects of marriage with Frederick, and last night did not disappoint. The first time was lovely, but the second time…oh my…

"Anne?"

Anne's eyes popped right open. She turned her head to see her husband, fully dressed sitting on his side of the wedding bed, enjoying a cup of (now that she was fully awake, her mind could understand what her nose was trying to tell her) coffee. He had a small smirk on his lips. "Good morning, dear."

"Good morning to you, sir. Are you already out of bed?"

"As you see. There is coffee on the night table for you."

"Thank you. Is this a special occasion?"

"No my dear, just the habit of a lifetime. I cannot abide lying in bed whist the sun is up."

"Is that so?" She sat up, not troubling to cover herself as the sheet fell away from her torso. She took the cup from the night stand and began to sip. "Ah…" she breathed.

"Teasing wench…" Frederick's eyes grew dark. "I should answer your challenge as you deserve, but…" he leaned close, "time and tide waits for no man - or rented coach neither. A bit of breakfast and we should be away." A light kiss. "But I shall keep this lovely vision in my mind…" another kiss, "and put paid to you at a more appropriate time…"

"I shall depend upon that, my rhyming Lord and Master…"


The couple journeyed though Wiltshire throughout that day, stopping only a few miles from Hampshire for the night. There, to Mrs. Wentworth's delight, Captain Wentworth kept to his promise of revenge. The next morning the coach entered the county and crossed over to Portsea Island and Portsmouth by mid day. "Where to, sir?" asked the driver.

"The Navy docks, if you please," returned Wentworth. Soon the carriage was driving along the docks. Frederick looked intently out the window, which was a source of amusement to his wife. But before Anne would utter some witty remark, Frederick cried, "Here! Stop here, driver!"

Before the carriage could lurch to a stop Frederick threw open the door and leapt out. Startled, Anne leaned over to see her husband's fate when he stuck his head back in. "Mrs. Wentworth," he grinned, "would you like to see your new home?"

"With all my heart, captain."

Frederick helped Anne out of the carriage. There before them, hard against the dock, lay HMS Laconia. About 140 feet long, not counting the bowsprit, it had three masts and a single deck of main guns. Much lower to the water than the great line-of-battle ships, like the Victory, it appeared fast and deadly. Or at least it should; for at the time Anne first beheld the craft it was an unholy mess. The masts were struck down to the deck, rope and cordage were everywhere, several cannons were unfastened, sails nowhere to be seen, and crawling over the mass, like ants, were at least a hundred men. A din of hammers and saws and curses filled the air. Anne shuddered - was she to go to sea in that? She could not expect the ship to even leave the harbor and remain dry. She turned to her husband to ask what had happened to his command - had the French attacked? - when she saw a singular look on his face. She had seen it only once before - on their wedding night. It was at that moment that Mrs. Wentworth knew she had a rival for her husband's affections. Frederick was in love with the Laconia.

"Is she not beautiful, my dear?" he cried.

"Oh yes…" she lied, "I have never seen the like…" "She?" Oh yes, of course…sailors refer to their ships as a female, for some reason…

"To be sure, she looks a bit shabby, with her yards all which way…but see her lines! She'll do fifteen knots, ballast set right, or I'm a Spaniard. Not any leeway to speak of. And dry as a bone - and she being near twenty years on! Get her trim and ship-shape, with a spot of paint and a shine on her brass, why she'd be the Beauty of the Ocean!"

"Ahoy, captain!" called a voice from the chaos.

"Ahoy, Mr. Price!" Frederick returned. "Report, sir!"

From the Laconia a tall, well-looking young officer crossed over the gang-plank and walked towards them. He wore a worn blue coat, with one epaulette on the right shoulder, and trousers. About five and twenty, his open face wore what was to prove a habitual grin. He wore his longish hair tied behind him. "My dear," said Frederick, "allow me to present to you the First Lieutenant of the Laconia, Mr. William Price. Mr. Price, Mrs. Wentworth."

Lt. Price bowed. "Your servant, madam. Allow me to wish you joy."

"Thank you Mr. Price. You are very busy, I see."

"Oh, yes ma'am. Captain, the guns are all aboard and the powder and shot, too."

"Excellent, William. I see you got the long twelves for the quarterdeck."

"Yes, sir. They wanted to give me smashers, but I recalled your preference and held out."

"Good, good. I've no desire to fight from pistol-range with a lot of scurvy pirates. You got the extra powder?"

"Yes sir - enough to practice from here to St. George."

"Make sure the bill goes to my agent. What's the matter with the fore topgallant mast?"

"Carpenter says she's sprung. Would you come take a look?"

"Yes, yes…I beg your pardon, dear…please excuse us. We shan't be a minute."

The minute turned into a quarter-hour, but it did not signify to Anne. She was still attempting to clear her head - the nautical terms thrown around by the two gentlemen had quite confused her. "Long twelves"? "Smashers"? "Fore topgallant"? She had no idea if they were important or not. Soon her husband and his subordinate were leaving the ship.

"I'd like to see that mast set right before sunset tomorrow, Mr. Price."

"Aye aye, sir - as long as the supply yard comes through with the replacement."

"Any trouble, use Admiral Croft's name - he'll be here in four days."

Price grinned. "It's handy to have an admiral in the family, sir - if you don't mind me saying so."

Wentworth actually did mind, but chose not to correct his very able lieutenant. "Well done, Mr. Price. I'll see you in the morning. Carry on."

Price touched his forelock, the naval version of a salute. "Yes sir. My complements, Mrs. Wentworth."

Anne was replying to Lt. Price when a Marine rider pulled up beside the party. "Excuse me, but is Captain Wentworth aboard?"

"I am Captain Wentworth," replied Frederick.

The Marine dismounted, pulled an envelope from his saddlebag and saluted. "This dispatch is for you, sir."

Frederick thanked the Marine and then looked at the outside of the envelope. "Please excuse me, my dear…" he mumbled as he turned to read the communication. He stared at it for a moment before turning back to the Marine.

"Any reply, sir?" the Marine asked.

"Only that I shall be there at the appointed time."

"Yes sir." The Marine mounted his horse and rode away.

Frederick turned to his companions, who were looking at him expectantly. "A dispatch from London. I am to report to the Admiralty."

Lt. Price's face lost all good humor. "Is it urgent, sir?"

Frederick shook his head. "No…that's the strange thing about it. I am to report a week hence."

Price hesitated before responding. "Singular, sir." It was obvious he felt stronger than that about the mysterious order.

"Singular indeed, William." Why an express if there was no emergency? The Navy wasn't one to send riders all over the countryside for its own amusement. What is this all about? "Very well…until the morrow, Mr. Price. Come, my dear…"


"Name?" asked Lt. Mumphrey.

"Jeremiah Pyke, sir."

"Where're you from, Pyke?"

"London; I was born in a village in Yorkshire."

Stokes added, "He was pressed in Town, sir."

Mumphrey didn't look apologetic. "Show Mr. Stokes your hands, Pyke." After a moment, Pyke extended his hands to the boatswain, who seized them and turned them over palm-side up. "Well, Stokes?"

Stokes looked at the palms with an experienced eye. "He's done hard work, but none recently."

Pyke said, "Was a farm hand back home; came to the city to make me fortune."

Mumphrey turned to the purser. "Put him down as 'landsman'. How are we for idlers?"

"We have plenty. We need a few hands for the larboard watch."

Mumphrey turned back to Pyke. "You scared of heights, Pyke?"

The man hesitated again. "Don't know, sir - never been high up."

Mumphrey chuckled. "Well, we'll find out, soon enough. Sign here, or mark your mark - you're a landsman on the larboard watch. Work hard and keep your nose clean and you'll be Ordinary Seaman before you know it." Pyke shrugged as he drew an "X" at the spot pointed out to him. "Stokes, take him below - show him his mess and where to store his kit, then put him to work. Pyke, go with Mr. Stokes and do as he tells you." Pyke nodded and followed the bo'sun.

A few minutes later, Stokes and the new crewman approached a group of sailors. "Radle, got a new man for your mess. Name's Pyke, landsman."

Radle stood up and looked over the newcomer. Radle had been at sea for almost twenty years, and had been on the Laconia for seven. He had been a paid-off wharf rat looking for work when the crisis hit; he had immediately sought out the Laconia again, as did many of its crew. Her captain was considered fair, generous and, most importantly, lucky. What money Radle had was from prizes taken under "Fightin' Freddie" Wentworth.

"Been at sea before, Pyke?" asked Radle.

"No - damned press gang jumped me in London."

Radle snorted. "Well, you could be on a worse ship, mate."

"Take him in hand, Radle," ordered the bo'sun.

"Aye aye. Pyke, this here's Eades, Lauck and Utley - all right seamen. My name's Radle - I'm Captain of the mess. You just do what we tell you and all will be well."

"All right."

"Good - you see a rope that needs haulin' you do it, or you'll feel the bo'sun's starter on your shoulders. The Captain's a good man, but he don't take to idleness. Just keep your eye on me. Aye, you could be on worse ships, matey. Captain Wentworth's got his share o' prizes and more besides - you won't think I got me own house in Portsmouth, would you? And he don't waste men neither. The Captain ain't shy, you understand; just careful like. No, I don't think Wentworth's scared o' anything - Eades you remember, back in the Year 10 when…"

Eades and Lauck began talking about their experiences at sea as well, but Pyke only paid half a mind to it. Inside he was still cursing his luck. He had escaped the dull back-breaking labor of Yorkshire, and the sheriff too, for easier money in London. There he had fallen in with some fellows who knew a thing or two. They had a nice little racket, offering "protection" in the street where they lived. Oh, it was grand; just walking up the lane, proud as princes, women for the taking, and shopkeepers falling over themselves to pay up. Then the damn Bow Street Runners had showed up and Pyke had been lucky to escape with the clothes on his back. A couple of weeks later Pyke had figured everything had died down. Walking on the street, looking for what remained of his comrades, he had been set upon by a Press Gang. Now here he was, stuck on a ship, doomed to the kind of hard labor he had tried so hard to run away from. Pyke decided that if he didn't have bad luck he wouldn't have any at all.

Pyke looked over the side and saw an officer speaking to a gentleman and lady next to a carriage. Radle noticed what had caught his attention. "That there's Captain Wentworth now - in his civilians - talking to Lt. Price."

"Who's the lady, Radle?" asked Utley.

"Don't rightly know…say, didn't the Captain get married recent like?"

"Aye, he did," answered Eades. "The carpenter's been making changes in the Captain's quarters."

"You mean he's taking her on board?" asked Utley.

Radle snorted. "The Captain taking a lady on board? Have you been in the rum, Eades? Wentworth would no sooner take a woman on the barky than turn Papist!"

"You say what you like," retorted Eades. "I know what I was told."

"The Laconia a 'hen frigate' - never thought I would see the day," said Lauck.

"And you still ain't yet - you mark my words!" cried Radle.

Pyke didn't follow the argument - he was looking at the woman as a Marine rode up to the group onshore. Look at that piece. Some men have all the luck…


"Mr. Price," said Stokes, the boatswain, "he's back."

Price inwardly groaned. "Thank you, Stokes. Alex, take over."

Lt. Mumphrey said in a low voice, "Will, why not get Greengard to run him off?"

"No…he's no bother…I shan't be long." Price put on his hat and again walked off the ship. Waiting on the docks was a shabby-looking older man squinting hard at the activity aboard. "Hello, Father."

"Well Billy, what the devil are those fools up to now?" William's father was Lieutenant Price, Royal Marines (retired). Fifteen years before he had been injured in a minor skirmish with the Spaniards and paid off as a cripple. While he and his son shared the appellation of "lieutenant", they were not of the same rank - William, who was actually a Commander, was equivalent to a Lt. Colonel in the Marines. However, it amused his father to overlook that fact and come to the Navy Docks to "advise" his son. "I've never seen a ship look so fucking arse-backwards in me life!"

"Carpenter says the butt on the fore topgallant mast is sprung. We're fishing her out to put a new one in its place."

"Is that so? And it takes half the crew to do it? This modern Navy…why in my day…"

William waited patiently as his father ranted on. At least he's half-sober today. Finally when he ran out of steam, his son answered, "We are in a bit of a hurry - Captain wants the replacement up as soon as may be. The more hands on the job, the quicker it's finished. We're in port, so no harm done. It's not like we need to sail the ship."

Mr. Price could not argue his son's logic so he turned his attention to something else. "Are those 12-pounders I see on the quarterdeck?" He was referring to the ten cannons visible.

"That they are."

"Are the bastards in the Armory out of smashers? Holding out on you, the sons-of-bitches. You mark my words, there's money changing hands!"

"No Father. Captain wanted long twelves."

"What? Instead of 32-pound carronades? Is he touched in the head?"

"Father, you know carronades are only good at short range. They're fine if we're going toe-to-toe with them. But we're going after pirates and blockade runners. They won't stay to fight - we'll have to run them down. The long twelves, used as chasers, will let us reach out and touch them."

"Not much weight…" Mr. Price wasn't giving up yet, "…won't do much to the hull at all…"

"That's so, but we'll be aiming at the rigging."

"Bah! French tricks - is that what the Navy's coming to? No wonder the Colonials kicked your arses."

William grimaced - his father was referring to the devastating defeats the Royal Navy had suffered against the Americans' superb 44-gun frigates Constitution and United States - defeats only partly revenged by the HMS Shannon upon the USS Chesapeake off Boston Harbor. The big 44's were larger and better armed than their British counterparts, and just as well handled. The effectiveness of the American ships had sent a shock though the Navy - and panic in the Admiralty. Even though the war against the United States was now over, the Royal Navy was quickly making new 38- and 40-gun frigates with 24-pound guns or converting older two-deckers into frigates by cutting away the upper gun desk and calling them razee frigates.

"That's not how Nelson would do it, by God!" his father ranted on. "'Never mind maneuvers, just go straight at 'em' - that's how an Englishman fights! But now, they're all a bunch of worm-eaten whore-sons…"

"Father, I have to get back to work…"

"Uhhh…oh yes…got to keep his Lordship happy…" Mr. Price always referred to ships' captains as "Your Lordship" whether they were ennobled or not. "Billy, why don't you come home? Your mother misses you…"

"Father, as Captain Wentworth is not aboard ship, I can not sleep off her…you know that…"

"Ha! He's too busy warming up some other bed…I saw his doxy…"

"Father! That was Mrs. Wentworth!"

"Oh! Uhh…well, begging your pardon…how was I to know? It's not like she were wearin' a sign, for Christsakes…"

"Father…"

"There's plenty of your captains that are sleeping on the wrong side of the bed, you believe me…"

"Father…"

"All right, I'm sorry…"

"Thank you. Was there anything else, Father?"

"Well, now that you bring it up…"

Here it comes…

"We are a bit tight just now…we don't need much, you understand…"

William sighed. He sent a quarter of his meager pay to his mother each month, and yet… "How much, Father?"

Mr. Price's eyes gleamed. "A sovereign would set us up just fine, son." William handed the money over. "Thankee, son. You come to Sunday dinner, mind."

"I'll be there. Goodbye Father - give my love to Mother." But by then Mr. Price was already walking away, waving over his head. William returned to the Laconia.

Mumphrey looked at him pitifully. "He'll just spend it on drink, Will."

"I know, Alex…I know…"


The characters Stephen Maturin, Sir Joseph Blaine and Jack Aubrey
are property of the Estate of Patrick O'Brian

© 2005 Jack Caldwell

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