CHAPTER 5 - INTERLUDE

William Walter Elliot sat in his favorite armchair in his study in his house in London. "Study" was only the name of the room; no serious work was ever done there - that he reserved for his small office near Whitehall. Elliot had many business interests - not all of them quite legal, in the strictest sense of the term. Still, he felt no apprehension - a gentleman is held to a different standard than a tradesman or anyone else of the lower classes. Elliot would never be exposed as long as his "investors" (some considered themselves "victims") only claim to interest was money, and that from trade. Elliot would never partner with someone of rank - that would be far too dangerous.

In one hand Elliot held a snifter of brandy; in the other was a page from the newspaper, the following announcement well read:

Sir Walter Elliot, late of Kellynch Hall, announces the marriage of his daughter Miss Anne Elliot to Captain Frederick Wentworth, RN, HMS Laconia…

Elliot sat sipping his drink staring into the fire in the hearth as the evening closed in about him. Many thoughts ran through his head: anger, regret, sadness over lost opportunity. Years ago, Elliot had married well, if unhappily. His wife, thoughtfully dying, had left him his fortune. His "activities" had added much to that amount. Secure in his future, he set to immortalize himself. Land, Kellynch Hall - they were as nothing to him. Only the title had value in his eyes. To be a baronet - Sir William Elliot - was his only remaining desire. And perhaps to begat an heir or two.

However, that was threatened by an upstart - a woman of no standing. Mrs. Penelope Clay had ingratiated herself with Miss Elizabeth Elliot, the eldest daughter of the current baronet. As Elizabeth was as insipid as she was lovely, it was a certainty that Mrs. Clay was after bigger game. Should Sir Walter lose his head over the slightly pretty widow, a possible heir coming along would dash all of his expectations.

That was the reason he reestablished contact with the foolish Sir Walter Elliot and his family. His purpose was to marry one of his daughters. As a son-in-law he would have immense power over protecting his interests. He could control Sir Walter and end Mrs. Clay's schemes. Of the two candidates, there was no contest. Elliot could barely stand being in the same room as Elizabeth Elliot. That left Anne - which was a pleasant fate indeed.

William Elliot was not interested in a marriage for form's sake - he had done that once before. No, he would marry for his own enjoyment. While Anne was not as pretty as either Miss Elliot or even Mrs. Clay, she was a handsome woman. And there was something else - hidden fires well concealed. A patient man might well be highly rewarded by such a woman. And Anne seemed complying enough to look the other way when her husband sought comfort in other arms when the enviable cooling of passions occurred.

To his astonishment, Anne Elliot not only spurred his advances but attached herself to a long-faced, weather-beaten sea captain! Elliot did not consider himself to be a vain man - he reserved that application for Sir Walter - but he knew that he was a very good-looking gentleman. To be dismissed in favor of Wentworth was beyond all understanding. All of his efforts, condensation and mortification went for nothing.

Fortunately for Elliot, he was playing a double game. While acting the charming suitor for the lovely Miss Anne he had engaged the attentions of Mrs. Clay. A pretty if common woman, Elliot had sensed that she would be amicable to a seduction. As usual in such matters, Elliot was correct. By making her his lover he could prevent her from becoming Mrs. Walter Elliot. What was surprising was Penelope's enthusiasm for and skill in the bedroom arts. Elliot knew he was lucky on two counts: first that he was the recipient of such enjoyable attentions; and second that he discovered Mrs. Clay's talents before his aged relative could do so.

So when all of Elliot's plans were shot to pieces, it was a simple decision to flee with Penelope. His inheritance was secure - the estate was entailed to him - and with his greatest threat sharing his bed rather than Sir Walter's he knew nothing could stop him from becoming Sir William one day. It did not take much cajoling to convince Penelope to fly with him - she seemed to enjoy their romps as much as he did. He was also certain that she harbored an expectation of being made an honest woman by her protector eventually.

Elliot snorted into his glass - Lady Penelope! Ha! She was good, but she wasn't that good. But I will keep her here for a bit, as long as her brats remain in Somerset.

So here he was in his London townhouse sipping an after-supper brandy in his study. Penelope was somewhere about. He glanced again at the announcement. She is married. Well, damn her to hell. May the bitch die in childbirth. You may have your captain but I will have the title. And I may yet raze Kellynch to the ground, just for spite.

Just then, the door to his study opened. Penelope Clay entered, her nightgown unbuttoned and held closed only by a loosely-tied sash. She had a glass of wine in one hand, a smirk on her face and a flush on her cheeks. Having an intellectual discussion was not on her mind.

"Will, are you not coming to bed?" After closing the door she approached him in her bare feet, her heavy breasts moving unrestricted underneath her clothes. While Elliot's mind may have been irritated at the interruption, his body could not help but react to the enticing sight before him. His response did not go unnoticed by his lover. She placed her glass down and sat in his lap, wiggling her bottom just to tease him.

"Penelope… I am reading…"

She snatched the newspaper from him. "What is so important?... Oh! Your Miss Anne Elliot is no longer! So she has her sailor at last! Stupid chit!"

"At last? They have a history? What do you know of it?"

"Elizabeth told me - Anne has known Captain Wentworth for almost nine years. She turned him down back in the Year Six."

"Indeed? Not wealthy enough for her, I suppose?"

"Something like that…he's certainly wealthy enough now. Still, I cannot understand how she chose him over you. She would regret her choice if she knew what I know…" she giggled as she groped him. He reached down to stop her, which only escalated her efforts. Wrestling, he grunting and her laughing, the pair fell to the floor, the woman's gown completely undone. "Now look what you've done…You must pay the penalty…" With that, Penelope reached up and kissed Elliot fiercely, her hands undoing his shirt.

William Elliot mentally sighed as he began to return her kind attentions. As they began to make love on the floor, he closed his eyes. In his mind's eye he saw not Penelope Clay but Anne Wentworth writhing in ecstasy beneath him…


The characters Stephen Maturin, Sir Joseph Blaine and Jack Aubrey
are property of the Estate of Patrick O'Brian

© 2005 Jack Caldwell

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