the caked blaster of willowville

once apon a time there was a town called willowville and they had too many turtledoves so the king said that he would give a hundred gold coins to the one person that could get rid of all of them so a dude named caked blaster said he would get rid of all the turtledoves by playing his trumpet so the king told him that he would get his gold after he got rid of the turtledoves so the caked blaster went around playing his trumpet and brought all the turtledoves to a different land where nobody would not want them and so when he came back to get his money the king wouldnt give it to him so he went around and played his trumpet so the little kiddies would follow him and go to a land where they could have everything they ever wanted and the parents wouldnt be able to tell them they couldnt do anything to get back at the king so when you get old you shouldnt make your kids do all of the housework cause when you were a kid you probably didnt want to do all of the work in your house and your kids wont like you as much if you make them do all of the housework.

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