fred and marsha

once upon a time there lived a woodcutter and his wife and two children whose names were fred and marsha well one day they found that they didnt have enough tofu to eat and the woodcutters name was hugo and his wifes name was kafumbly didnt know what to do so hugo who was a meanie said they should leave the kids in the woods so they couldnt find their way out but kafumbly didnt like it but hugo insisted so the next morning they gave the children some spam and led them into the woods but fred and marsha heard everything from the night before so fred left a trail of spam for them to follow and finally hugo and kafumbly left them and fred and marsha fell asleep and when they woke up it was night and they went to follow the trail of spam but in the night a herd of cows had run through the forest and ate all the spam so fred and marsha wandered through the forest for three days and then they came upon a house which they found was made of pasta and i like ravioli and they ate and ate until an old frog came out of the house and the frogs name was slombo was angry but fred told her their story and slombo took them into her house and put them to bed and while they were sleeping she made plans to eat them cause slombo was a witch-frog and in the morning she threw fred in the barn and made marsha fix him something to eat so fred would get fat and this went on for days and each day slombo would check fred to see if he was fat but fred knew that slombo couldnt really see anything cause witches are half-blind and he put a stick out for her to feel instead of his finger so she never knew if he was fat or not well one day the frog decided to eat fred anyway and told marsha to stick her head in the microwave to see if it was working but marsha knew better and told slombo that she wouldnt fit in the microwave so slombo said silly girl and stuck her own head in to show marsha it would fit but marsha was smart and pushed slombo in the microwave and turned it on and slombo blew up like the gremlin in the movie gremlins and marsha went and freed fred and they went back in the house to get a lot of pasta and they found a box full of cockroaches which is more valuable than money and took them and went to find their way home and finally found their house and kafumbly ran out to greet them and told them that hugo had died of a wart and they were always happy so dont ever lead your children into the woods to let them die or you will get a wart and die

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