three moo cows gruff

once apon a time there were three moo cows gruff the first moo cow gruffs name was storpy the second moo cow gruffs name was tlorpy the third moo cow gruffs name was torkead well one day they wanted to go across the bridge and eat the grass on the other side cause it was much more neatoer looking so storpy started across the bridge and when the snail heard storpy walking he came up and said who do you think you is man and storpy said im the first moo cow gruff storpy and then the snail told him hed eat him so storpy told him to eat his brother tlorpy so the snail didnt eat him so when tlorpy came the snail named izer came up and said who does you think you is and tlorpy said thou art the second moo coweth gruff and izer told him he was going to eat him so tlorpy told him to wait for his brother torkead so the snail let him pass (gas) and when torkead came izer came up and said who doeth thee thinketh thee is and torkead said thou art thy third moo coweth gruff torkead and the snail told him hed eat him and torkead told him he wouldnt eat him and torkead ran into izer and butted him into the fifth dimension so dont tell people youll eat them cause then youll get butted into the fifth dimension

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