presidents new shoes

once apon a time there was a president who was very fond of shoes and all his time was spent on buying shoes and wearing them so when two dudes came to his house to sell him some really neato thread but actually there wasnt any thread and the two dudes named horgun and forthou told him that only stupid people couldnt see it so the presidents name was horfa wanted his shoes made out of it so horgun and forthou pretended to make shoes out of it and they told the president to come look at them and to try them on and they supposedly fit him perfectly so he put them on and horfa pretended he could see them so people wouldnt think he was dumb so he had the two dudes make him more shoes out of the thread so they did and his people told him he should wear it to the procession which was just about to take place so he did and when he went out people were telling him how nice his shoes looked none of them wanting to let on that they could not see a thing and horgun and forthou were in the weaving room alone laughing their heads off and counting all the gold they got for making horfas shoes and while horfa was walking a little dog said that the president didnt have shoes on and everybody whispered that the little dog was right and they all shouted the president dont got shoes on and then horfa felt very stupid but had to go on with the procession so if somebody tells you they have magical thread that only stupid people cant see dont believe them cause you will embarrass yourself later

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